Stacy comes up to you and says that she he a fetish for khv neet

>>35599300
>How do you respond?
Maybe we should become fuck buddies?

>>35599300
I'd probably lick her face

>>35599300
This is just some elaborate trick right? Wait, how the fuck did you get into my command center?

>>35599300
"Y-you're in l-luck, I have a f-friend who's still a virgin. W-want me to interduce, I mean introduce you?"

>>35599300
Since when are her boobs that big?!?!

>>35599300
I'd say no, because if we started dating then I wouldn't be a KHV anymore and she would lose interest in me.

>>35599300
I say that's nice and I know a few.
Nice dubs.

>>35599300
Sorry, I need a saber to cure my phimosis.

In all honesty my first instinct would be that she was making fun of me, and this was all to goad me into getting excited so she could crush me.

>>35599300
It's probably a trick, tell her to fuck off. I'm not into stacies anyways, I'm more into internet culture shy girls

>>35599300
>"O...OK"
>Takes your virginity
>Fetish gone
>Leaves you for chad
So in answer to your question
"S...sure I'm pretty d...desperate"

>>35600046
You're not understanding. Fetishes can't be satisfied, they're the basics of what gets someone horny. If she's telling the truth, and this isn't some cruel prank, her type is robots. The more awkward and fumbling the better. It's not impossible, there are far weirder fetishes. So she won't go for Chad, what he's got isn't what she wants.

this is clearly a trick, where are the cameras? is this getting posted on youtube?

>>35600420
Yes, but what he is saying is that by fucking him he's no longer a khv, so he would no longer sate her lusts.

>>35599300
Walk away because of crippling anxiety

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>>35599300
In the daytime I sacrifice my virginity and give it to her, then my brother will fuck her in the afternoon so she loses her virginity and he gains it. Then in the evening he sacrifices his virginity and gives it to her, then I will fuck her through the night so she loses her virginity and I gain it.

Pic related, it's us

>>35599300
>That's cool, but I didnt ask and I dont care

I'd REEEEEE at her and go back to watching anime

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>>35600843
That's the spirit! She's dripping wet for you now.

>>35599300
Tell her to fuck off.

It's shady as fuck and implies she might be into someone watching her fuck chads so no. She can cry me a river for all I fucking care and go find some other sucker instead.

>>35599300
I would date her but deny her sex,
i wold make sure she falls for me thou, and proceed to play mind game with her.

If I fall for her I'm fucked thou.

>>35599300
>How do you respond?

Did you just call me a loser? And what the fuck's a 'KHV'?

>implying I'd admit my powerlevel to anyone

>>35601306
>You wouldn't watch her fuck Chad

Why? It's free live porn.

tfw you realize porn is digital cuckolding

>>35599300
What am I missing here, who is this?!

>tell her I don't want to lose my manna to her syphillis-ridden Chad-accommodating cunt
>pull out my wizard staff
>recite the succubi repellent spell
>her body explodes in a mass of blood and various viscera
>go back to playing Japanese porn games

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9bjm1-EU5M

>>35601391
>tfw you only watch solo porn
lel get cucked fags

>>35599300
Tell her to fuck off.

Honestly, I have no desire to copulate with generic bargain bin overtanned Instagram whore #286324349.

"DATE me, dating, what the fuck is this, the eighties?"

>>35601391
>agree to date
>talks about chad and how she wants me watch em fuck
>go along with it
>bring camera
>record
>manage to keep doing this for over a month
>Send to Brazzers employment for porn director role
>make porn

You gave me a fucking brilliant idea anon

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>>35599300
>Stacy I talked to for less than a day asks me if I'm a virgin
>say yeah with a straight face
>gets extremely touchy feely in class with me for the next two months

I always got nervous going to class and couldn't help but be flustered around her. She even called me "Boyfriend" to tease me.

>>35599300
>fetish for khv neet losers and that she wants to date you.
so either they will have sex with you and then break up with you or will never let you have sex with them cause it would ruin their fetish?

sounds like a bad deal to me

>>35601638
Even if it's obvious, don't admit it. In fact, try not to talk to people at all.

She knew the effect it would have on you and treated you like that.

>>35599300
its obviously a prank. do my best to end the conversation and walk away then go home and cry. a lot

>>35601681
desu I could get behind a cuddles-based relationship with the occasional masturbating session. Then again I just want to feel loved.

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>>35599300
>>35599333
>>35599411
>>35599566
>>35599922
>>35599955
>>35600444
>>35600622
>>35600777
So many repeating digits

I would think it's a prank and say "Yeah, r-right... Thanks" and walk away
Let's face reality: this will never happen and i'm wasting my precious lifetime thinking about that scenario
Fucking depression strikes again

Give us the name of the chick on the photo mate

>>35599300
Give us the name of the chick on the photo matey!
We all want it for sure

>>35599300
Say that her desire for me is unhealthy and I am willing to help her get over it (by not being a khv anymore)

>>35599300
If we ah fuck gyal, like you ah fuck man, you can't call man grimey

>>35601391
It's only cucking if it's a personal relationship

Depends.

Is she nice? Friendly?
Will she be loyal and not cheat?
Does she have interests outside of clubbing and dick?
Is she affectionate and warm?
Is she somewhat intelligent?
Will she love me?
Will she be able to take the lead in a nice way?

If the answers are yes, then maybe

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>>35599300
Tell her about my BIG NEET COCK and then text mummy to ask her if I'm allowed to date a girl

>>35603583
>text mummy

She's your mummy now, boy.

>>35603446
>will she be loyal

that's not a yes or no question, because there's no such thing as a guarantee of loyalty or disloyalty

>>35599300
if this unironically happened i'd literally say no because im fat (working on it) and have an small, ugly semi-phimosis dick. so whats the point of dating if ill always be scared of her touching me or seeing me naked

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>>35603719
lol more for us chad-NEETs then

>>35599300
It would be highschool all over again
>doing bulk of the work on a group project because Chad and Stacy are chatting about something
>focused on getting the work done
>"hey anon, would you like to go out with me?"
>drop spaghetti
>"uh, what?"
>Chad and Stacy laugh
>tfw to this day a small part of me thinks it was genuine and that I completely blew it

>>35603817
don't regret it
the only way to find true happiness is to get a qt trap neet gf

>>35603841
It was probably for the best anyways.
>tfw friends with a qt trap neet but don't want to make it weird

>>35603950
don't make it weird son, just...

> stick your dick in her(his) ass and make him(her) call you daddy

>>35603817
It obviously wasnt. They were just fucking with you. It's nice to pretend though

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>>35603986
I don't know anon. We have a good thing going so far, and I actually don't know if they even like/want dick in the first place.

>>35604005
>mfw I think I actually like torturing myself by holding on to the hope that it was genuine.

>>35599300
Ignore her and walk away because obviously it's a prank

>>35602054
Allison Parker is the name if anyone is interested allison.parker22 at instagram cheers!

>>35603446
There's no guarantee that she'll love you, it's up to you innit?

>>35599300

Honest, non-meme answer? I'd refuse. I'm at the point in my life where I would rather be alone for the rest of my life than be a pity fuck, a fetish, or just throwing myself at a non-virgin woman.

I'm 26 and still a virgin. Why would I throw myself at a Stacy? She's got tons of life experience, fucked dozens of guys, lived life. I'm not on her level and won't be compatible with her because I'm a virgin. I'd much rather have a virgin woman near my age. And since I've gone this long without a single woman interested in me, then I might as well recognize that I'm garbage and that I'm not attractive and I don't belong with women or in a relationship.

>>35599300
Ignore her, I want an innocent girl not some slut.

>>35599300
Sorry love, shit out of luck.

I'm neither a kissless, handholdless, virgin.

I'm probably a loser though.

Also, she's a munter.

>>35600661
Most realistic scenario

alas, I already have a lover. she is a beautiful mage who I liberated from the oppressive witch hunters.

>>35599978
I know the feels bro. I can't get it even slightly over the head.