>he doesn't lift >he wears glasses >he's pale

>>35599017
because /fit/ and /fa/ are just drowning in pussy, aren't they?

>tfw too poor to not wear glasses (too poor for PPK)
how the fuck is working out supposed to cure my nearsightedness

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>>35599017
fucking caught you fags

my boy got those giant trash scooping arms

cmon cigs lets go

>>35599017
Nah, i'm tall and fat as fuck

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>>35599033
>because /fit/ and /fa/ are just drowning in pussy, aren't they?
Fug

>>35599017
what the fuck
Guy literally looks normal
U must be from US
this is far better than pregnant men that u see walking around today

>>35599017
If the guy didn't look like a Jew girls wouldn't give a fuck.

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>>35599039
Get contacts. Girls get dry when a guy has glasses, makes him look weak.

FACT: Hitler couldn't read without glasses but only wore them when alone so his generals and subjects didn't think him weak.

>>35599017

tfw you have the same physique as him

But seriously how do you gain weight i eat like fuckin crazy without any results

>>35599109
I have contacts, I fucking hate wearing them.

That's why I want PPK

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Go to a proper salon or barber, not supercuts. Women can tell if you put care into yourself and aren't a neckbeard.

>>35599157
>leaving the house
>not pulling out the clippers and shaving your own hair off
baka

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>>35599187
>nobody can tell I cut my own hair

>>35599208
>implying anyone will see my hair
double baka

>>35599157
What a shitty haircut holy fuck

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>>35599225
Funny because my 8/10 gf seems to like it, nerd.

>>35599039
WORKOUT YOUR EYES YOU FUCKING PRICK

>>35599114
CHECK OUT THIS SKINNY BOY WHO THINKS HE EATS A LOT

FUCKING HILARIOUS

>>35599245
8/10 with those flat tits? Come on, that's weak bait

>>35599245
That's fine, she can like it if she wants. That's why we we have opinions nigger

Still looks dumb asf imo
Trim the top a little and you're gold

>>35599245
Dating him is a shitty decision. Obviously he has marfan's and is going to die young from heart complications.

>>35599157
Why does he have brown streaks coming off his eyes and down his face?

>>35599109
I'd rather hang myself than wear contacts. Seems like a huge pain in the ass. I'll get lasik eventually once I have a steady job.

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guess this is the face of an 8/10 now
yikes

>>35599309
his mascara is running from crying himself to sleep at night

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>>35599109
>Makes men look weak
Yeah man this dude looks like a total wimp

Nose.....orig

>>35599017
>21
>was always a shitty lanket
>decided to start lifting 5 months ago when the weather got colder
>no one knows ive been lifting
>got pretty god damn fit because im a genetic, testosterone filled freak thanks to my father
>my face is 7/10, women usually find me attractive and im also 6'3 with a good frame
>confidence goes up
>not insecure of my body anymore
>the last week since it got warmer i got asked by 4 different girls in college not IF i do sports, but which sports i do, because apparently it shows
>never know how to respond, so i just mutter out thanks

For the first time in my life i will be able to wear short sleeves without being constantly aware of the fact that i look like im starving myself. Get fit guys, nothing bad can come from it and it will help you a great deal.

>>35599395
He would look more masculine without them, retard.

>>35599114
whey protein every day
keep adding shit you like to your diet,
instead of 2 eggs, eat 3 or 4
instead of 2 slices of meat on your sandwhich, put 3 or 4
instead of 1 potato, eat two.
drink half a liter of milk a day
and dont fucking stop your routine, because you will start to gain weight

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Dat feel when i do lift in high school but there's always Chads bigger naturally wider and bigger than you and girls always date Chads cause it raises their social status. Held door for a girl who was behind me and she shakes her head and goes through the other door. Fucking hell mayne.

>>35599114
>i eat like fuckin crazy

why do you lie to yourself and others?

>>35599511
All I'm saying is that glasses aren't an insta-loss like you think they are.

>>35599109
i have huge dark circles under my eyes that glasses hide, otherwise i would

>>35599157
With a nose like that Auschwitz mode fits him perfectly.

>>35599519
This, I'm a lanket and this is the only reason i've been gaining weight. Right now this is how much I eat a day:

3 Bananas
3 Glasses of Milk
5 PB Sandwhiches
2 Chocolate doughnuts
3 Protein bars
1 Bowl of Loaded Mashed Potatos
3 Eggs
1 Bowl of Green beans
2 Chicken Breasts

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>>35599245
>8/10
are you sure the pic is related?

>>35599017
Tfw no lovely skelly jelly bf

It's literally all I want and I've only ever been hit on my two fat guys in my life what is wrong with me.

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>>35600089
>fatass female thinks she's too good for fatass males

KYS YOURSELF SLUT

>be 5'9 100 pound auschwitz mode skelly during junior year of highschool
>read Hajime no Ippo
>get punching bag and start boxing (badly)
>in senior year, fall for Krav Maga meme, join gym and regularly get floored through pads by 200+ pound military guys that snicker afterwards
>keep going back because "fuck you"

>eventually move away and take up Muay Thai at an MMA gym
>new gym is fucking awesome and full of humble people: pro/wannabe pro fighters and bouncers
>get legitimate instruction, while also getting beat to shit
>go 4-5 times a week for years and pack on 60 pounds in the process
>right before I had to leave the state, was the guy that showed up an hour before advanced class to get a pre-workout, only to get pulled to demonstrate combos for the beginner class while the instructor held pads and explained the technique
>also the guy that got put in the ring to reality-check newcomers that were big and cocky but had shit technique
>still nowhere near pro level

Best hobby I ever took up. Got laid a couple of times because of the confidence/body I built. Also stopped giving a shit about getting laid or aesthetics and started to gear my workout for getting better at my sport.

Nowadays I just go to a Planet 19 for their heavy bag, medicine ball and kettle bells, since there's not an affordable MMA gym in range. Always had respect for serious lifters though. That shit is a grueling sport in its own right.

>>35599017
Holy shit, is this what Belters in The Expanse look like?

>>35600116
Not even fat though. My BMI is, like, 26, which, while technically overweight, is lower than the national average.

If I was a hamplanet like your pic, o b v i o u s l y I'd have to settle for a fat dude. But someone of an average weight trying to score with underweight guys? Not really an unfair expectation, anon.

Tldr: sorry you're fat, anon.

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>>35599109
Good lord, glasses can look masculine no problem - remember they're a fashion accessory. Get something that's in style, frames your face well, and doesn't look like you got them from target on sale for $30 and you'll be just fine

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>>35600226
>sorry you're fat

But that's you. You admit you're overweight yet thinks you're too good to date overweight guys. Just another normie slut who thinks she deserves Chad just because she's female.

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>>35599033
being effay and fit is the groundwork for drowning in pussy. dont make excuses friend thats what women do. hit the gym, do martial arts, take care of yourself, make yourself as great as you can.

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>late 2015, sick of being unfit 180cm <60kg skellington
>Take MTB more seriously
>Start riding almost daily. Do fasted rides, long laps, long climbs. 4+ hr rides on weekends
>Beginning to eat way more. Gaining weight .
>184cm and 72kg now
>All muscle gains on legs, upper body still thinn
>Still cannot wear short sleeves without looking beta
>Fug :---DDD

I got bitten by the DH bug and got a new bike and. I need good upper body for gnarlier riding So starting to lift now
Still unconfident because ugly. Don't care about grilles anyway
Biking has made me appreciate solitude even more

>>35599395
Bet I can absolutely destroy this guy in a fist fight.

>>35599114
Your daily caloric intake is probably not as high as you think it is.

>>35600298
> completely ignores everything i said

Again, anon, I'm sorry that you're fat and that your attempts to date ugly chicks still backfire on you. I used to be about 170, now I'm about 150. You can do it, too.

>>35599157
This guy would actually look fine with a buzzcut and a beard.

>>35600226
>Settle
You STUPID fucking fat pig you do not get to settle you are a lazy bitch. You are a fucking pig with no self control just lose some weight cunt

>>35600681
Shit the fuck up piggy you are a horrible person mainly because you are fat and a woman you Dumbass bich

>>35599017

What's wrong with wearing glasses?

Anyway doubt that getting /fit/ is going to get robots laid instantly.

We all have confidence issues that need sorting out first.

But brainlets will never learn and avoid their problem like wildfire.

>>35601176
>>35601123
Oh, I know I don't have to settle and I won't, I was talking hypotheticals.

( Hey, I know the comment about fat girls throwing your ass to the curb struck a cord, but I'm saying it with good intentions, anon. You can take the time to spell " bitch" properly. Also try " cumdumpster" and " slag".)

>>35601193
Yeah, I never understood it, bit it's definitely true. I work as a bartender and if I don't wear contacts I get less tips. I guess you could argue it depends on the brand or type of glasses - really expensive ones are status symbols but some are the eyewear equivalent of autism shoes.

>>35599650
>Held door for a girl who was behind me and she shakes her head and goes through the other door
You should've told her you hope she gets raped. Then when the cops interrogate you tell them you said you she's an ugly bitch.

>>35600254
You say that but then you post one of the most effeminate men I've ever seen

>>35601534
>autism shoes

someone should really start making documentarys on autism shoes and glasses and autistic fashion one of these days

maybe i will

>>35600254
hipster numale in that picture there

>>35601860
Yeah if you ever learn to spell. Fucking tard

>>35601892
drink bleach you cu c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz5ODQCueP8

documentaries

there happy?

>>35599017
Why the fuck would anyone find this white ET attractive? He looks like he's got cancer or something. Even his eyes know he's trying too hard.

>>35601892
and im all honesty i am a real robot cause im 5'6 and i am really retarded so thanks for reminding me anon

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>>35599017
>get laid
As if that's gonna increase by a flat amount your attributes or skills.

Why are normies desperate for pussy and craving responsibilities by having a family and shit?

>>35601534
>>35601123
Why do fat women think they deserve skinny fit men?

>>35601959
that image being posted along with what op said is satire anon

>>35599017
I don't lift, have disheveled hair and got a pedo personality yet I've been laid many times. You're just ugly

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>>35599033
Still better than doing nothing

>>35599109
Under my eyes is basically purple. I perpetually look like I have no sleep if I don't wear glasses.

>>35602001
getting laid makes you happier, this is probably the most obvious fact ever posted on this board. i'm sure you'll look back at a life of anime waifus with satisfaction hey

>>35600452
Since no one said anything, I just wanted to say I'm proud of you Anon. Keep going. Sooner than later, we'll be fit.

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>>35602285
>getting laid makes you happier
Addictions also make you happier. It's still Dopamine release.

>this is probably the most obvious fact ever posted on this board
And it's the most retarded. If people are in pursuit of happiness why are they only focusing on one thing instead of branching out? Why is being a virgin looked down upon?
Do humans exist for the sole purpose of reproduction or what?

>hurr durr my happiness is better than your happiness
All I see is insecure normies going with the herd trying to claim some kind of superiority using subjective things as arguments.

>>35599787
in that order?
>oriririri

>>35599049

What the fuck is he going to do? Punch me? Ouch..

>>35599017
He looks pretty tall, he's definitely not a virgin.

>>35599017
ayy lmao, first contact.

>>35599245
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>8/10
Bitch looks like Bob Dylan and you look like a starving caveman with no body hair

>>35599109
Hitler was a baby bitch. I'm not a goddamn baby bitch.

you look like the butt baby of E.T. and a Holocaust survivor

>>35599494
>He thinks he had it hard
Ayy lmao at your thoughts son, your 6'3, you had girl's crushing on you since your first growth spurt, /rk9/ is a place where worthless manlets talk about being sad and inferior, whether they know it or not, everything else is avoidable and fixable.

>reads stupid confusing argument
>realized when people try to justify themselves on this site they only make themselves look even more retarded
>realizes not even 4chan is completely free of assholes with pride and dignity
>takes disappointment and injects it into left nipple

I wish I could lift I got a bulged disc and scared it'll never heal. Anyone have any tips.

>>35599017
>>he thinks his disheveled hair and shitty beard looks good
nah, I know that it looks like shit ;_;

>>35599017
he wouldn't look so bad if he took off the fucking hipster hat and gay boy skinny jeans.