About to walk into a 280+ person uni St Patty's day party.

>>35597944
If you can, drink a little before you go, so you can loosen up.

Drink a lot and try not to reveal your power level

>>35597944
don't look men directly to the eyes or you will be beaten

yell "fire"

>>35597962
Going in tight had to drive here. Currently building courage in parking lot

>>35597944
Get the fuck off 4chan and stay off. All it takes is one person to see you here and it's over. Browse when you get home. Also, it's just a party. Don't get your hopes up about anything

Yeah, I call it Paddy's like a normal person you dumb yank.

>>35597944
Don't forget the gun.

make racist irish jokes to the guys

tell the girls you'll shamrock their world/show them your pot of gold/any other stupid ireland-related pickup line you can think of

>>35597944
You could just not go.
Origanoes

>>35598438
this, to be oringalsoh

get smashed right now