>be me
>taking my weekly shower
>out of shampoo, grab an old bottle of some other shampoo from under the sink
>squirt some into my hands
>it's an off-white yellowish color
>smells all right
>take shower
>dry off my hair
>there's just the slightest hint of a sour note in my hair
Have I been using my brother's cum shampoo bottle?
>weekly shower
Kill yourself. Saged.
>>35597503
Too much, or not enough?
oregano sauce
Not showering several times a day to get the lube from masturbating off your dick.
>>35597599
>needing lube
I do wash my dick and the rest of my body just with a cloth and some soap in the sink, between showers. I hate taking showers in the winter.
>needing lube
You can't really use a fleshlight without lube.