>sister comes home from college for spring break >she's

>>35596983
just do it anyway and if she walks in ask her to "help"

>not wanting to get caught fapping by your sister

Fag.

>>35597024
The last time that happened she screamed and didn't talk to me for a few days.

>>35597577
Isn't that a win win?
You get more time a lone and you get to fap?
How old was she when she walked in on you, how old were you?

>>35596983
why is this always such a prevalent meme on 4chan and in porn? Do white people not have locks on their bedroom doors??

>>35597657
No, we don't.
Did your mom lock you in your room when she was having sex with her boyfriends?

>>35597657
most of us don't rob our own family members so there's no need really

Just jack off at night when everyones asleep.

>>35597725
If he doesn't stand up to her now, he never will.

>>35597633
It was back when we were both in high school, I can't remember the exact ages.

>>35597657
My house doesn't have any locks on inside doors.

>>35597725
Guess that works but she's usually up at all hours. I have to wake up at eight everyday and I usually fall asleep by two and she keeps crashing into my room before then, probably keeps coming after but she doesn't bother me once I'm asleep. I think I could squeeze a wank into my morning routine tomorrow, she's usually in bed at that time.

Just enjoy haveing a cute sibling who cares about you and enjoys spending time with you, I'd give my left bollock for a loving sister.

>>35596983
Pretty sure she's trying to catch you, bro.

Don't let her, though. Your life isn't anime. She'll just mock you and tell everyone you've ever known.

>>35596983
Wedge a towel under the door
Any questions, say it's drafty.

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>>35596983
Start fucking your sister's ass

>>35597577
Yeah but that was before college. Your sister is a whore now. She'll gladly give you a tug

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>>35596983
lock the door to your room or go to the bathroom

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There is but one option, OP. You know what you must do.

>>35597868
just saw this

>My house doesn't have any locks on inside doors.

go to the bathroom and turn the shower on
or fap while you're showering/bathing

Shove something up against the door so she cant open it. If she tries to come in, just tell her no and that you're jacking it.

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>tfw no qt imouto bursting into your room at 9am to wake you up

>>35598318
>just tell her no and that you're jacking it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hetaBX00wtI

>>35596983
Just do it in the fucking bathroom or lock your door.

>>35597868
>My house doesn't have any locks on inside doors.

The fuck? Not even on the bathrooms?

Why not rub on out in the shower? Desperate times call for desperate measures and sinking down to a water wank might be the best bet for privacy.

Or maybe she is trying to catch you in the act so you can have some sweet oni-chan on nii-chan action.

>>35596983
>Have sister that loves you
>Wants to have a close relationship
>Complain because you can't fap
She's there for a few weeks. Be happy you have a family that cares, not every robot is that lucky.

Just fap in some dark alleyway. The hobos do it too.

>>35597930
It sounds great but she's just bored and doesn't know how to spend time alone. When her friends are around she forgets I exist.

>>35598169
How do I convince her to let me fuck her? Or are you saying I should just overpower her?

>>35598146
>>35598318
I don't want to tell her I'm masturbating, my family's very prude about that.

>>35598264
>>35598359
>>35598631
Last time I took a shower she went in the bathroom during it because she "needed a mirror".

>>35598773
>Last time I took a shower she went in the bathroom during it because she "needed a mirror".

Just put it in her already.

>>35596983
Jack it in the bathroom, dummy.

>>35598773
>Last time I took a shower she went in the bathroom during it because she "needed a mirror".
Learn what a door lock is you absolute fuck

>>35598873
I'm on r9k, I've never even kissed a girl, how do I get into the position to dick my own sister?

>>35598947
Not my house, it's not my call to put a lock on the door.

>>35598998
Do you not have shower curtains or something? Just do it in the shower. Desperate times do call for desperate measures.

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Instead of fapping, how about you talk to your sister more? Maybe she can set you up with one of her thotty friends?

>>35599041
The curtain's clear, it would be really obvious from the silhouette that my hand is on my dick. And the showers opposite the mirror so there's no way she wouldn't notice.

>>35598998
When she walks in the bathroom just say you need help washing something. It will either end in dicking or a hilarity. Either way, greentext the results.

>>35599079
Face the wall instead of facing the glass?

>>35599079
Just let her walk in on you masturbating in your room when you're the only ones home. When she walks in, look her in the eyes and don't stop jacking it.

>>35599079
Another option is just not fapping. The hardest part is literally the first 4 days, after that it's easy

>>35599073
I talk to her a good amount, but sometimes I just need to empty the tank.

She's never set me up with her friends, I don't think she'll ever try to do that. She's also older than me and most girls don't want guys younger than them.

>>35599081
Guess it would be funny but I'm not confident enough to roll the dice and just show my sister my penis.

>>35599100
I think she could figure out what I'm doing from seeing me turned away for several minutes.

>>35599197
Several minutes? How about you just tell her not to bust into the bathroom while you're showering. Surely it's a normal request

>>35599221
I've told her that and then she says stuff like
>why not? We're family, you don't have to hide yourself from me

>>35599079
>The curtain's clear

So she strolled into the bathroom while you're showering behind a clear curtain, to "look in the mirror?" Pretty sure she was sneaking a peak, man.

>>35599176
Has anyone here actually had a positive experience letting their sister walk in on them? Life isn't a porno/doujin.

Say "Do not come into my bedroom without knocking"

This is really common sense.

>>35599332
They'll either stop barging in or help out, win-win

>>35599247
Also is there no time when you're just home alone?

this thread is making me really horny

thanks op

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>>35598773
>How do I convince her to let me fuck her? Or are you saying I should just overpower her?

Try to sway her and if she refuses use brute force to get into her pussy and ass

>>35598773
>Or are you saying I should just overpower her?

ANON THAT'S RAPE

>>35599247
lmao all these excuses. You have no sister op.

>>35599247
Then she would have no reason to run and scream and not talk to you for days after she walks uninvited into your room or even the god damn shower while you're in there trying to rub one out.

>>35599353
This guy gets it. Burn in or burn out. Either way the problem is solved.

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>>35599342
>>35599353
She walked in on me four years ago and she didn't learn her lesson then. I've told her to knock before entering but she always says she forgot or some other excuse.

>>35599442
I wouldn't do it unless I was sure she wanted it and there wouldn't be any repercussions in that case, would there?

>>35599451
We're in the car with my parents going to dinner right now, pic related proof enough?

>>35599485
Our family has no problem being nude around eachother but sexuality is very closed book. My parents never even gave us the birds and bees talk.

>>35599332
Not my sister, but when I was like 12 or 11 or something when I first started beating off, my mom would just barge into my room and even when i asked her to knock she would do that retarded thing of knocking while the door is already being open and she's got her face floating around in my personal space.

Anyways she walked in on me beating off once and that was enough for her to start knocking properly on my door, I still wouldn't get a lock on my door until I was like 17.

>>35599591
You really need to be insistent with her. Stop being pathetic.

"Do not come in my room without knocking. I am warning you."

That's all it takes. Do it.

>>35599591
>I wouldn't do it unless I was sure she wanted it and there wouldn't be any repercussions in that case, would there?
do not do anything resembling overpowering
I don't care how much she baits you

>>35599591
>Our family has no problem being nude around eachother


what did you mean by this

>>35599604
>>35599610
Alright, tonight I'll talk to her sternly and close the door and jack off. She'll probably walk in but I'll deal with that when it happens.

>>35599616
>implying women don't enjoy rape

>>35599591
>Our family has no problem being nude around eachother but sexuality is very closed book. My parents never even gave us the birds and bees talk.
so you've seen your sister naked? Ever walked in on her flicking the bean?

>>35599646
>Alright, tonight I'll talk to her sternly and close the door and jack off.

You're turning your back on incest greatness, anon. Think this through.

>>35599640
No one closes doors when showering/changing and when it's hot in the summer my sister walks around the house nude.

>>35599711
Seen her naked plenty of times but I've really never seen her masturbating. I'm out of the house for CC and work a lot though, when she's in town she's home the whole time, I don't doubt she masturbated.

>>35599714
I'm not even very attracted to her. Unless she outright grabs my cock I'm not really going to do anything with her.

>>35599591
>pic related proof enough?
No, but whatever m8. If you're not on here roleplaying then you just need to be more stern with her about boundries. There's nothing strange or criminal about a grown man jerking off, and if she sees something she'd rather not because she can't learn to knock it's her own fault.

Don't listen to the people trying to convince you she wants to fuck either, that's absurd.

>>35599725
>when it's hot in the summer my sister walks around the house nude.


wat da fugggg :DDDDDD

giver her ur benis :DDDD

>>35599788
You should have a wank and if she walks in swivel the chair around and start chatting to her with your turgid member in full view.

jesus fucking christ just put something in front of the door to block it from being opened

it's like you've never had to deal with the urge to fap but having a nosey family before.
if she tries to force her way in just tell her to fuck off.
christ grow some balls

>>35599950
>if she walks in swivel the chair around and start chatting to her with your turgid member in full view.

like a James Bond villain stroking a cat?

>>35600149
yeah, she'll be so impressed she'll jump on OP's dick

C-can you post pics of sis, op?

>>35600149
>chair swings around
>op has an eye patch and a long cigarette in mouth
>I've been expecting you
>slowly strokes dick

I'd watch that porno

>>35597577
>didn't talk to me for a few days
what a cunt. it was her fucking fault for barging in without knocking.

>>35597693
No she bought me booze and let me walk around town at 1 in the morning drunk.

>>35598773
>How do I convince her to let me fuck her? Or are you saying I should just overpower her?

These bros and imoutos can help you get intimate with your sister!
>>35591195

>>35599788
how much hair does she have down there?

>>35599852
>>35600051
Alright, I've talked to her and she seemed to understand and accept it but that's how she always acts. I'm just going to let her see my dick out if she walks in on me tonight, if she hates me for it that's her problem.

>>35600552
No, I don't dislike my sister enough to post her on 4chan.

>>35600590
>I've been expecting you
Kek, that was a good laugh.

>>35602322
She started shaving as soon as she got hair, sadly. If she was rocking a sultry bush I probably would resort to >>35601910

>>35596983
Let her intrude on you and fuck her

>>35596983
show her some sweet memes that are cooler than her crappy ones

>>35602531
>I'm just going to let her see my dick out if she walks in on me tonight,
Now you have to report back tomorrow.

>>35604318
I've done that before and they just go over her head. She likes pepe at least.

>>35604462
I actually managed a quick wank not too long ago. She started arguing with my dad about getting more money for her birthday and I realized it was a good time to relieve myself. If she walks in on me in the future and something eventful happens I'll make a thread.

>>35596983
Fap after midnight.

>>35604634
If it's interesting enough, post it in one of the "hug your sister" threads

>>35604657
The thread is 7 fucking hours old, why do you retards pop in and post without reading?

>>35604695
>If it's interesting enough, post it in one of the "hug your sister" threads

No, I just hide those. Post it in it's own thread

>>35604716
Yeah if anything happens I'll make my own thread. I checked out the sister love thread and it's infested with tripfags, absolutely disgusting. I don't know if anything will happen though, my sister's going back to college pretty soon, and she's seeing a movie tomorrow so I'm home free until sunday. I know it might be entertaining for me to be walked in on but I don't exactly want it to happen.

>>35604779
>it's infested with tripfags, absolutely disgusting
How the fuck else are you supposed to keep track of who's who?

>>35604820
Wouldn't be a problem if they weren't blogging.