I'm probably going to be losing my (PIV) virginity in a

>>35596478
Why how and to who.

>>35596478
she's gonna be really sunburned

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>>35596478
>thumb rings on both hands

>>35596478
dont use a condom and dont pull out

>>35596502

Why? Because sex is fun.

How? St Patrick's kink party at a friend's house tonight, public supply of alcohol, towels, lubricant, and latex.

Who? Don't know yet, it's still possible nothing will happen but there's a good chance of it. I'm already getting along really well with a couple girls that will be going.

>>35596613
So you're a dormant normie. Good to know. Now get the fuck off my board.

>>35596503

Bojacktrudat.jpg

>>35596629

You have the internet retard. Get a fetlife account and find someone to fuck.

>>35596571

What's the symbolism of wearing a ring on the thumb?

>>35596613
Get off of here and talk to her. Fuck

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What's a good wine to bring to a classy sex party?

>>35596760

I'll be seeing them in a few hours anyway. I have 4chan until then.

>>35596478
Have fun finding out that porn ruined your ability to get hard and that your masturbation technique left your dick about as a sensitive as a piece of dried leather. Oh and in front of others too. You're gonna have a real fun night anon

>>35596780
What a disgusting aposematic specimen
But my male heterosexuality would still fuck it

>>35597144
Those kinds of girls are my favorites. They usually have just enough shitty judgement to consider dating a fucking failure like me, and enough alternative tastes and hobbies to keep me interested.

>>35596613
I've had this fantasy at least a thousand times. A situation in which I'm certain it has to happen and it never does. Good luck OP, but getting your hopes up like this is never worth it.

>>35596613
Ah, it's this degenerate. Try your best not to get a disease.

Have fun, Anon! Just remember to never come back after you are no longer a virgin.

>>35597197
I shouldn't be judgemental seeing how much of a fucking loser I am myself, but I'd be absolutely embarrassed to be seen in public with someone who looks like that. Those star nipples just aren't indictive of a pleasant personality

>>35596613
kink party? dude you still gotta talk to them your not going to get paired up.

>>35597735

I'm not expecting to be paired up. I've already played around a little bit with a couple people that are going.

>>35596780
mad dog 50/50

>>35596780
Those nails are disvustin

>>35597258

Even if all I do is get drunk on wine and watch other people screw I'm still going to have a good time. Unless a plane crashes into the house and kills us there's pretty much no way to lose.

>>35596478
I saw your thread last night. With all this buildup I expect you're much more likely to lose your spaghetti than your virginity.

Ah OP, are you sure you want to lose your virginity this way? The first few times are going to suck really badly. You won't preform well. Heck, even if you've had sex before, the first few times with someone new is usually not that great. I mean, maybe you can get a few sessions in and it will be OK. I speak from experience.

>>35596478
Setting yourself up for disappointment.

Calling it now. Gonna see the greentext tomorrow.

>>35596685
You have the internet retard. Get a blogspot account and find someone to read about your uninteresting life

>>35596478
how many threads are you going to make I hope you get pegged by some dyke faggot