>woke up >poured myself a glass of vodka Tell me

>>35595861
If it's just a glass for confidence , I guess it's ok.
If by this you mean booze is the first thing that comes to your mind when you wake up , you perhaps need help my friend.

>>35595861
>is it over for me

I don't know man, you tell me. How much is left in the bottle?

>>35595861
What kind of glass?

what's worse? Getting drunk every morning or getting stoned every morning?

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>mommy had the cops take me away last time i got drunk
feels bad man

>>35597023
Drunk of course. If I had money to get stoned every day I'd barely drink.

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>>35595910
It's a, "I have alcohol and nothing to do tomorrow, why wouldn't I drink?"

>>35596915
I drank half a bottle yesterday, and woke up to finish the rest

>>35597007
A nice fucking glass my mother bought me

>>35597023
Weed makes me paranoid and think too much about nothing important, where I live, Eugene - Oregon, they mostly sell Sativa

>>35597076
I told my mother to suck my dick once

>A nice fucking glass my mother bought me.

If it's a wine glass, you're fucked. Might as well end it all right now.

>>35597104
>i told my mother to suck my dick once
think i mighta said that too
can't remember

>>35597297
nah, that shows he still cares

you're more fucked when you don't even bother with a glass

>>35595861
>poured myself a glass of vodka

2 shots are much better for your health
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaXYaiyqGd0

>>35597350
>shows he still cares
more like, his mummy still cares.
I sucked her dick and we cuddled afterwards, and she was very adamant on that point, about the caring. So i think he'll be alright. For now.

>>35598050
>i sucked her dick
nigga wut

>>35598071
It was huge, but I managed, by slamming a glass of vodka beforehand.

>>35595861
Same, dude. I was in denial for a while but I think I'm turning full alcie. I would rather smoke weed. Too bad I'm poor and the difference in money is great in my country. Weed is much superiour anyway. It's way healthier and if you have enough you can get pretty fucked up. Ofc nothing can compete with alcoholic stupor but it gets close.