>"Damn anon, you looking cute as fuck today." How

Honestly, there's no way out of that situation.

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>>35594538
It's time to turn this love zone into a war zone

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>y-you t-too..

I didn't even try to make an original post originally

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>psh, i'm not a fag you niggers, lets rumble

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>>35594538
I'll show you who the boss of this gym is...

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i turn 720 degrees and jog away

>>35594538
I unironically thank them and walk away.

I know how to take a compliment and a random ego boost. They can interpret it however they want but I'll take any kind of positivity I can get.

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>>35594598
well memed pepe

>>35594572
>run
They're all faster than you
>fight
They're all stronger than you
>call the police
That's racist
>call your gf
She's on their side
>call your mom
They came from her house
>pray to jesus
he's black

>>35594906
Bend over and accept your fate.

>>35594538
U-umm, t-thanks guys. You all look very handsome too!

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>>35594572
this

Just accept the inevitable BBC

>>35594538
Probably say 'thank you' and walk away because i am a socially awkward loser.

>>35594646
>poor-little-white-guy.mov

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>>35594538
I'd let them ram the shit out of my boipussi desu

>>35595045
That looks aesthetic af. I'm not sure I even want it inside of me, I just want to hold it gently and cuddle.

>tfw no bbc to rest my head on

"hey thanks dudes!"

>>35594538
hehe thanks you naughty boys
>turn around and model walk out of there

>>35595530
You are a true expert of deflection

>>35595552
model walk? is that a fancier way of saying faggot strut?

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>>35594538
>"Thanks, you guys mind watching my drink? I'll be back, gotta get my towel"
>This will give the false impression that not intimidated, which would otherwise cause them to attack and rape me, and that I'm coming back.
>Book it out of there at the speed of god and never come back

>>35594538
by getting on my knees

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>>35594538
>Thanks for the compliment!
>You guys hitting the gym lately?
>Let's go bowling today

BECAUSE I'M A FATTY SLAVIC TAXI DRIVER I WISH I WOULD BE KIDDING

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>>35594538
Does this mean that I finally have friends?

You know it nigguh

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>>35594814
>I'll take any kind of positivity I can get.
>Group of black gay guys
I think we know where this is going.

*puts arms straight up to appear large*
*backs away slowly without making eye contact*
*prays black cock isn't behind me to impale my butt as I retreat*
Nice and easy

>>35595045
You can see the line where fake cock is atached...

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>>35596865
>he doesn't know what a cock ring is

Jesus christ

>>35594538
Half of them genuinely look like faggots, as in, literal fags.

>>35596865
It's a cock ring because he can't get hard without one.

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>>35596879
No way that thing is real.

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>>35597154
You'd be surprised what some negroes have under their undies

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>>35597217
Why don't you show me what's really under there banana man.

>>35594538
I would tell them thank you and try to give off enough gay vibes to get them to have sex with me I love black guys.

>>35594538
"thanks, i guess."
then just leave, because why am i even in a locker room anyways?

>>35594538
Thanks, guys. Anyone want to play video games?

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>>35597331
You already know white slut