>"Salami sub, hold the mayo. Oh, and make it snappy wagie."
>The wageslave literally stands there like a retard and asks me what a wagie is
>"Huh? Do you want me to call the manager? Chop chop!"
>He immediately scurries off to prepare my sub at the mere mention of the manager
>I hold out the money and pull it away as he goes to grab it
>"Just so you know wagie... I didn't have to work a second for this."
>I then throw the note on the floor and walk out with my sandwich
God, I love fucking with wageslaves
>that anon that is obsessed with Subway and wagies comes back
Hello buddy
>took a NEET
here's a NEET
Programmer here, so glad I don't have to deal with NEETs as the software I usually work on is made for employed people
>>35592924
But who owns the employed people?
JEWS
And who do they worship?
THE NEET IN THE SKY
>>35592983
God has full time employment. Being God is a very demanding job.
>>35593005
God is omniscient in all things.
>>35592924
>Glad I don't have to deal with neets
>Posted on r9k
>>35591743
>>I hold out the money and pull it away as he goes to grab it
>>"Just so you know wagie... I didn't have to work a second for this."
Someone should actually do this
>>35592924
booooooooo
(this jpeg is a comfy neet in the woods)