i have to go to jail for 42 days because i can't pay a fine

>>35591555
go to jail for 42 days

>>35591555
Enjoy the new experience. You'll get a few pair of little shoes at the end.

>>35591573
>>35591584

i think ill commit suicide by cop when they come and try to get me

>>35591555

>free food and shelter
>plenty of time to read and exercise
>can talk with fellow prisoners, outcasts like yourself, about politics and philosophy

Jail sounds really comfy

>>35591555
I'd suggest lubing up and stretching your asshole for big bubba and his boys.

I'm waiting for the day some cops show up and haul me away for not being able to pay debts

>>35591555
>Debtors jail still exists
Wait what? What country?

Lol are you the op from a few days ago who got caught pirating spongebob?

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>>35591555
Go to jail, top kek

>>35591600
and rape, dont forget the rape.

>>35591555
i hope you aren't skelly, cuase you will be raped. ALOT.
its not worth it, take a loan and pay the fine, unless you want to be a prison bitch for a month.

>42 days

If there is seriously no payment plan or any other assistance avaliable, dont sweat it too much. 42 days is a breeze in minimum security, its nothing like on tv.

>>35591627

Germany

>>35591628

no ... i sold some shit on eBay. The bitch said she never received the package and i told her to fuck off. She sued me and i lost.

I refused to pay anything cause im innocent but i had no money for lawyers etc. They now send me a letter and said i have to go to jail for 42 days.

>>35591656
Enact your day of retribution, society has spat on you for the last time OP

>>35591656
>selling on e-bay
>going to jail

Sounds about right.

>>35591656
did you not send it with tracking? take it up with the postal service. As the sender this is your responsibility

>>35591681

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ersatzfreiheitsstrafe

here you fucking FUCK

they jail you when you can't pay or don't want to pay.

Its 42 days because they use a rate of 25 bucks per day and then my fine is gone.

>>35591724

no tracking that was my mistake. I had the receipt though from my package and shit but it didnt matter.

They somehow gave her the case. Thats why i refused to fucking do anything because i couldnt believe this is happening to me.

Flee to Switzerland

>>35591598
If you do you cant be yelling things like "shoot me","do it", or "kill me". Theyll know you're trying to kill yourself and will try to taze you.

Instead you have to run at them with a huge knife in your hand(make sure they see it) saying "im going to kill you" or something to that effect. Then they will think you're a psychopath and not a depressed NEET whos too pussy to pull the trigger himself.

>>35591755
My point was don't sell on ebay because customers hold all the power now.

>>35591798

yeah its so fucking DUMB

>>35591794

k

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>>35591656
>European """jail"""
Yeah be careful not to get jumped during your therapeutic massage session, or God forbid they don't get your filet mignon medium rare

>>35591555
Don't be a pussy. It's only 42 days and they'll probably put you in the lowest security jail they have, the ones with the pot heads and other poor deadbeats who can't pay fines. Likely no risk of jail rapings.

>>35591846
>>35591890


fuck off

i got a job recently which id lose, id get homeless cause i wouldnt be able to pay rent. All of this cause of eBay lmao.

I rather die.

>>35591761
>implying the Swiss will let in some poorfag who can't even afford to pay fines

>>35591890
This.

Rapings only happen at maximum security prisons, and even then its overexaggerated.

You will be fine, especially in fucking yurrope.

>>35591895
>scram more people on ebay
>buy 1 way ticket to America
>ask trump for asylum because Muslims.

>>35591895
Should have thought about that before scamming someone on E-bay, nigger.

>>35591956

theyd never let me in with a one way ticket and without a place to say

>>35591980

i never scammed her. im way too pussy for that.

>>35591895
>when the prison has poor quality valet service
>when you only get 2 bars of WiFi in your cell
>when the warden says you can't have 2 desserts
>when your cell's TV is only 30 channels
>the jacuzzi is down for cleaning, AGAIN
>When your conjugal visit makes you pull out
>when Ahmed takes the last bar of sandalwood bath soap and you have to use lavender
Fuck ;_;

>too much of a jew to admit defeat and pay 40 quid

you have no one to blame but yourself desu

>>35592029

you mean 1250

>>35592038
I've been a victim of courts a lot of times too. They exist to scam and steal money from poorfags like us. If you can't pay they scam and steal even harder. That's how the system works. The rich get richer and the poor get poorer.

>>35592038
oh well my bad, that fucking sucks man

do you have to pay it after you get out of jail?

>>35591656
what the fuck? this society is a fucking joke.
I sell stuff on ebay all the time, people try this shit all the time "I didn't get my package!" just refund them and get a refund from the post office.

you HAVE to be baiting right now, I dont think you can go to court from it

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>>35592274

why would i lie?

>this society is a fucking joke.

yes ...

>>35591755
>https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ersatzfreiheitsstrafe
The words are all messed up on that page.

>>35591648
I think you're thinking of federal prison.

>>35591638

There's no rape in jail, stop watching jew media faggot

I was in county jail for a month. It wasn't bad. I mean besides the shitty food and only having a 3ft wall to hide behind when you're showering or taking a shit, it was okay. Lots of dumb retards though. I swear every nigger there was talking about the Illuminati and how they dindu nuffin. I didn't talk to anyone and no one bothered me. I was basically in a large "cell" with a bunch of bunk beds. I'd guess enough beds for maybe 20-30 people. It was a pretty big room.

>>35591656
>Europoors actually get sent to jail over eBay disputes

>>35592329
I can't read german but I believe you.

Try to move out of shithole germany it is about to be taken over by rapefugees anyway.

>>35592455

how do i move out when i have no money and im about to go to jail lol

>>35591638
Jail isnt prison, why do people keep forcing this meme?

>>35591555
Think about all of the free sex, OP!

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>>35592438
When they aren't getting raped and pillaged by refugees

GERMANY YES

>>35592438
B-b-b-but amerifats!

>>35592478
you're already going to have been in jail, may as well become a career criminal.

>>35591555
Look on the bright side. At least you can finally loose your virginity.

>>35592416
>20-30 people
Do you have any pics you can find of what the place generally looked like? This makes me really curious, I know nothing of jail or prison conditions. You were in an American jail I assume?

>>35592485
You're still being held by the government for a perceived wrongdoing with other wrongdoer. The concept is the same

>>35592770
Yeah but you aren't housed along side murderers, rapists, gang members, and sodomites for one, not paying some small fine youll get thrown in the misdemeanor pod, and its a really easy going pod. People just want to do their time and get out.

take it to the supreme court

>>35592485
The one time I got arrested they stripped me naked and put me in a solitary cell for over 24 hours without coming to check on me or tell me what was going on. Really shity experience.

drop the soap everytime

>>35593257
This is, pretty odd.

>>35591794
Or you can just run at them without anything. They might assume you'll try to hurt them do they have a right to shoot you.

Police rights in USA are fucked up

>>35593513
You need to have a weapon for them to use lethal force.

>>35593443
It was actually kind of scary. I had no idea what was going on. No food or water or anything. And when I got released they kept the $80 I had in my pocket when they arrested me. Fucking cops I swear.

>>35593565
I think it costs $60 for them to process you, but yeah, judging from what happened I guess they just didn't give a fuck.

>>35593565
No my bad, its $30

>>35593611
I was expecting a group of them to come run a train on me or something. I was a little disappointed I didn't get any jail sex.

How long have you got before they take you?

Just stick on a nice dress and some makeup and whore yourself out for a couple of nights so you can pay the fine. May as well get the painful bit over and done with.

You never know you might like it.

>>35593692
Only the chicks get laid because they lez out, some of the guards in county jail were actually pretty hot. When she would make her rounds as soon as I could get in the shower I would jerk it big time. I was dopesick too, so I was extremely horny.

>>35591656
42 day ban?

>>35593812

id be swimming in money if i were a girl

>>35593915

46 days prison/jail actually... what do i know. Its the same shit in germany.

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>>35591598
doesn't work like that in germany you fucking retard. no one is going to knock at your door and take you to jail. you have to show up yourself. Given the low amount of time you'd have to spend there (which i also seriously doubt and I'm pretty sure you are just making shit up because in order to actually get 42 days JAILTIME you have to seriously fuckup along the way. also your fine gets calculated against your income so you screwed up yourself most likely) you are just not important enough to send officers to your door. If you don't show up you'll just get canned in a control sometime, do your time and get fined on top when they check your ID.

stop spreading bullshit

>>35593929
just invest in a wig, and market yourself online, you'll be popular enough.

>be anon
>NEET
>tried to steal $1.10 bottle of Mountain Dew
>too much of a sperg, gets caught
>$50 fine
>can't pay bc NEET
>has to go to prison
>gets raped by Jamarious for 42 days
>get out, tries to go back to be Jamarious' boy toy forever

What you should have done defended yourself, brought it to full trial, and appeal it. It could cost the state thousands not to mention the money they will spend holding you in prison

OP always get tracking you fucking moron. you deserved it. she saw there was no tracking and scammed your dick off.

>>35594306

>she saw there was no tracking and scammed your dick off.

yeah she even had the audacity to write me a letter and demanded her money back lol

Don't masturbate or ejaculate the entire time you're there. Then when you get out... Whoosh

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>>35594595
I'll do it with you OP just let me know your intake date

>>35591598
why not commit suicide before the cops come to get you? what's stopping you, anon?

>>35591600
Jail wouldn't be bad if it wasn't filled to the brim with niggers and spics.

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>>35594747

no idea whats stopping me really

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>>35591656
jesus kek. JUST

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>>35591656
Go full an hero mode. Gotta send the gynocentric society a message they've long needed to hear

>>35591995
just convert to muslim, maybe they'll let you off because they aren't bigots

Sell some other shit on eBay to pay the fee.

>>35594774
ok maybe i was being drastic, but why don't you do what >>35594902 says and claim oppression?

>>35591555
What is the actual charge called? Fraud or something?

>>35595148

yes fraud

>>35595154
42 days is nothing but having a criminal record would bother me.

>>35595185

yeah its nothing but the problem is id lose my job (which starts next week) and my apartment so id be homeless and even more fucked than before

>>35595195
Sounds very excessive! I thought they would take that in consideration. Can you appeal?

>>35595225

>Can you appeal?

no im way past this point since i already received the letter telling me i have to show up within 2 weeks at this prison and start my sentence

a lawyer could probably do something about it but i have no money to pay for one

>>35595261
That's too bad. They really screwed you over there.

>>35595261
you got 2 weeks to plan your retribution

>>35595491

yes ... i dont even have shit to sell ... my laptop is 8 years old and practically worthless

i have a bit of money for food for the rest of the month. Im basically screwed no matter what. Guess ill just go there and give up on life after. Whats the point anyway.

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>>35595961
godamn i feel bad for you anon. here, have a pepe.

>>35591638
>tfw want to be a prison bitch
time to go do some crimes desu

>>35591996

hahahahahhahha

What if she actually didn't get it though?
Like if the postal people lost it or it got stolen off her doorstep?

>>35595961

ive got more money than i know what to do with and id gladly help you out (pay your fine so you dont go to jail, or whatever)....but i cant because this is an anonoymous board and i have no way of confirming if youre OP or just some random trying to scam me out of a couple thousand

so, good luck i guess.

42 days isnt a big deal dude. like, imagine if it had happened 10 years ago and i asked you to tell me the details about it. youd be like "i dunno man, it was a long time ago...hard to remember everything".......in other words, one day this seemingly huge problem will seem insignificant because youll be over it.

I just got out of jail for agg assault with a deadly weapon. Protip: act as suicidal/depressed as possible. They'll put you under special conditions and a special ward filled with people doped up on meds. You'll have a great time, trust me.

>>35596429
I'm about yo potentially go to jail for a dui. I'm feeling that I'm going to express that my severe anxiety influenced me to go driving drunk, which is the truth I was having a severe panic attack and just flipped my shit and had to get out of the house. Should I also be suicidal? Will that help get me off with a less harsh sentence?

>>35596426

>but i cant because this is an anonoymous board and i have no way of confirming if youre OP or just some random trying to scam me out of a couple thousand

i understand that. Rich people stay rich because they don't gib money to random people in the internet. Don't worry.

>implying im still alive 10 years from now

>>35592329
Why didn't you just refund her though?

>>35596840

because it was almost 500 bucks and why would i lose a phone like that?

she sued me pretty much instantly. I wrote a letter - explained what happened. Thought that was it.

2 months later the sentence came and they said i scammed her and i have to pay 1250 bucks. They harassed me with more letters. Threatened to sent someone to my apartment if i don't pay.

Some bitch came and i gave her 100 bucks to make her fuck off. It fucking crippled me to death that i had to pay the 100 and i ate 39 cent pasta for over 15 days. Now i wasn't able to pay it off with 100 bucks per month and this is why i have to get locked up apparently.

>>35596376
he needs a lawyer to figure that out though, or argue it for him, but he's got no money