>"Good morning, Anon! I snuck in and made breakfast!

I don't know who you are and this isn't my house. Omg did you drug me? Why am I tied to this chair? *begins screaming and woman injects something to make me pass out and puts duct tape over my mouth*

>>35590370
Go back to memebase or whatev

>>35590370
Lol guis I'm so funny rawr XD *rooeplays*

>>35590402
ROTFL a hahaha

>>35590370
Jesus christ you made me cringe you autistic piece of shit.

>>35590337
*Sigh* Good morning. Cheers for making me breakfast (again).
I've told you so many times now, I want to experience wizard powers before I think about that stuff.
Now please leave for your dogma class, I only let you in because your mentally disabled and make eggs just the way I like them.
Where are your family? Do they know you make me breakfast?

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>wake up
Well, that was a waste of time.

>>35590494
Slightly better than this guy >>35590370


Still pretty bad you weeb dweeb

And yes, I get it's an ironic edge. That does make it better, t'be sure.

>>35590593
I don't think you understand what a weeb is.

>>35590388
>>35590402
>>35590486
>>35590593

Also why are you in this thread? Contribute or get out

>>35590337
"G-great honey... how'd you get in?"

"What's that magazine you were reading?"

"Uh it's nothing, just...."