Friendly reminder that >Summer is coming up >Flying ants

>>35590154

>Strayan' cunt thinks we all die from heatstroke and flying monsterbugs during summer

Funny mate, Here in the first world we don't have that shit.

>>35590154
Maybe for you Americuck, summer's already finished here

>>35590154
Friendly reminder that :

YOU- the self defeatist coward who is SO determined to make up excuses for his self-imposed failure, that he even MANAGES to pretend that the best time of year is responsible for his own inability to be a man...

The truth ?....

You look for distractive excuses because you don't want people to know you're afraid....

Afraid of rejection

So why don't you have the balls to either kill yourself RIGHT NOW or stfu

Because we, like your parents, are tired of you wasting our time...

Coward

>>35590191
Don't most of you just end up dying in school shootings anyway,if you had heatstroke summers too there'd be no one left

>>35590207
>best time of year
summer is shit, winter is best and you are WRONG
except about OP killing himself, he definitely should

>>35590216

Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you know? Do you know how much trouble I cause in a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stopped being so goddamn angry all the time? A threat big enough that it could be reported on the news for weeks goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Anon. I am the danger. A guy goes to school and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who shoots!

>>35590207

You know Johnny for how much of a delusional old retard you are, i fully agree with you this time.

>summer is coming
>I live by the beach
>I'm attractive as fuck

Can't wait to dive into the waves and ride them on my surfboard. Wander through the state park dunes and pick a shady spot to roll a joint.

Yep, being a normal human who doesn't sit inside on his computer his whole life sure has its advantages.

>>35590336
Are you done RPing now, anon?

>>35590336
[LOOC]
Stop powergaming fucking faggot, try to give your character some flaws aswell.

>>35590154
I don't have to deal with most of those problems because I have air conditioning and don't leave my house.

>>35590399
Probe stop posting on /r9k/

>>35590399
ahelp: FUKKIN ADMIN GRIFFIN ME

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>>35590373
>>35590398
>Mfw I'm not even lying about my life but robots never believe my posts

>>35590273

You shouldn't have said that. Now he's going to make a shitty poorly edited video of a screencap of what you just said with shitty music to upload on Jewtube. Faggot.

>>35590483
>DONT leave me house

Why shouldn't he post here?

>>35590506

Post face my nigger. We'll get to decide for ourselves if your stories are true or not.

>>35590154
>Be me, a Rusbot
>It's -30C during winter in my part of the country
>And +30C during summer

Just fuck my shit up

>>35590154
Summer is god tier. I fucking hate having to wear 20 pounds of coats just so that i dont freeze to death
>>35590226
People that prefer cold weather are pretentious fgts

>>35590559

Sounds like Romania.

>>35590154
>tfw I don't have to deal with half of these things because I'm not a fucking fatass

>>35590567
>hates having to wear coats to keep warm
at least when you're cold in winter you can do something about it, you can keep adding more layers until you're warm, in the heat there's only so many layers you can remove to cool off

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>The brightness will highlight all your acne, scars, bad looks

thx anon, how well you reminded me of what a ugly cuck im

>>35590567
>getshot really easy
>body is producing more heat
>most body heat comes from head
>head heat comes from brain
>my brain is literally working faster than yours

Exhibit B: Think about the people that go "Brrrr it's freezing in here" when it's like, 62 F? ROASTIES and MAN ROASTIES

>>35590154
Thank you man, summer is amazing. I can't stand being cooped up inside on the computer any longer. There's snow on the ground and I can't get hyped about spring and I have no motivation.

>>35590154
what kind of tropical shithole you live in, anon?
>be summer
>20 C max

comfy as fuck tbqh.

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>>35590154

>parents got a new AC/heating system
>get my own thermostat in my room

Man I love summer! Can't wait.

It's too bad that you only see the negative.

We're supposed to have a legendarily hot summer this year in the US

I don't have to worry about any of that, I don't plan on leaving my basement.

>>35590154
>>Flying ants will come out
i fucking hate ants in general, how often do you have to poison their homes until they finally fuck off

>>35590154
>tfw balding in early 20s
>summer coming up

oh man can't wait for this garbage ass reddit weather

I LIKE SUCKING HUGE THROBBING AIDS FILLED COCKS

I live in Texas. I fucking hate summer.

>>35590207
Shut up you filthy impersonator.

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>>35590154
>Summer is coming
>tfw still skinny and look horrible in t shirts

>>35590154
>Egypt
>~40c+
I unironically love it. All winter lovers are gigantic faggots.

>>35593707
>All winter lovers are gigantic faggots.
In other words, summer lovers are niggers and winter lovers are humans.

>>35593707
Are you a Moslem?

>>35590154
>Summer is coming up
It's nice that ive got /fit/ over the past year and a half
>Flying ants will come out
dont have those here, but stink bugs are a problem for sure
>Insanely hot during the day, frying your PC, and at night so you can't sleep comfortably
imagine not having an air conditioner
>You'll sweat in your clothes every time you go outside
imagine going outside
>Loving couples everywhere
imagine caring
>Nothing happening, no sense of direction
imokwiththis
>The brightness will highlight all your acne, scars, bad looks
imagine having shitty genetics

>>35594689
In name only.

>>35593412
no one ever believed the opposite

>>35595116
Good. Only immoral people or useful idiots believe that barbaric crap

get an air conditioner normie

>It's warm enough for kids to be outside playing now
GOD DAMN IT SHUT UP YOU LITTLE RUNT BASTARDS

Considering the fact that it literally snowed 10 inches on Monday here I am fucking praying that summer gets here as soon as possible.

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>>35593147
>reddit weather