ITT: compliments a girl has given you >"cute"

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>>35589881
>wow your eyes look so pretty and golden in the sun
>press x to doubt
my eyes are mud brown, no way they look golden

>>35589881
>I like your haircut
From the only girl in high school who even talked to me. I had a big crush on her just because she was slightly friendly to me.

>>35589956
>mud brown
subhuman detected

>>35589881
For real though is that yours where do you buy that.

>>35589881
You're a doll you know that?

>>35589881
>>"cute"
>>"Awwww He's so nice"
Not compliments.

>Anon, you do have a big dick

not even kidding.

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>>35589881
Strangers - Acquaintances - Fangirls
>Cool
>Cute
>Handsome
>Pretty boy
>Dreamy
>Girls squealing
>Melting down in front of me
>etc.

Colleagues - Friends
>You know, you're only handsome when you shut your mouth and stop behaving like a 12 year old

>>35590020
But I thought they were?

>>35589993
Dunno had it in my hard drive for ages and couldn't find a better image.

>>35589993
probably just a cutout on a regular coffee machine

A girl called me perfect once.

>>35589881
>You have cute eyes
>I like your hairstyle

>>35589881
>"You have beautiful eyes." - Some big booty Judy in HS
>"Awww, are you shy anon?" - Stacey in college
>"You look like an anime protagonist." - Some self identified otaku girl in my art class
>"You're a handsome young man" - Grandma

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Nerd Weeb girl of classroom:

"Anon, you look like a character out of a manga or something"

I take that, for her that was a compliment.

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"You're an okay dude." That's the one.

>you act white
High praise indeed.

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>>35590243
>>35590246

>>"You look like an anime protagonist." - Some self identified otaku girl in my art class
>>"Anon, you look like a character out of a manga or something"

Why do the do this?

today two random girls who approached me on the street to ask if i had a dollar on me told me they liked my accent
that's as far as i've ever gotten

>>35590282
Are you small and/or asian?

>>35590282
I wish I knew anon. Maybe it means theres an equally anime qt out there for us.

While walking to class in a suit, some girl said "you look hot" in a slutty tone while walking past me.

I was in a hurry I didn't look back.

>>35589881
Girls compliment my eyelashes on rare occasion and I realize they just want them, they don't actually think I'm attrtactive

>your dick is enormous
She was lying. It's tiny.
No I'm not a normie.

>oh my god your eyes are so pretty
-9999 girls over my life
They are damn sexy eyes but I'm a manlet

>"you're such a good listener/you're such a good friend" meme
Meme supreme.

>wow you're so smart
-999girls
Well yeah compared to YOU,, ROASTIE REEEEEEEE

Not bragging since I've gotten many "you're disgusting" "you're such a jerk" stuff too. Girls just seem to feel the need to tell manlets exactly what they think of them, good or bad. With tallchads it's all "teehee I hope he notices me I'll blink in his direction"

>>35590436
>I didn't look back

YOU FUCK KYS FOREVER

>You're so nice!
>Your hair is so soft.
>Cute

Think thats it

>>35590346
>Asian.
Nope

>Small
1.80 m Kinda Skelly.

She was a couple of centimeters taller than me. With probably broader shoulders than me.
Also worth noting that she complimented my eyebrows and how she envied them.

>Was she into me?
I've always assumed nope because girls tend to do this kind of "Let's be positive with everyone"

>>35590490
I was walking pretty fast and class was more important desu.

Also
>ever dropping an eye to a possible dorm slut

>>35589881
I remember a long time ago in high school when I said I was the useless team member as a joke and the girl said "No you're not". She was fit and easily a 10/10.

>you're not as boring as I thought you are
>I like your new glasses, anon
That's literally it. People never compliment me for anything. Both of these happened almost 10 years ago, but I still remember it.

Friendly reminder that family doesn't count.

>ugly
>fat
>retard
>stupid
>weirdo
>demented
>faggot
>idiot
>useless

The only "complements" I've ever gotten are "You're kind/nice." and "You've gotten big!" Mainly from family members.

>>35590582
My drunk aunt called me handsome a bunch of times.
It's meaningless.

>>35590480
>t. Normal fag trying to fit in

>"YES! FUCK YES, AHHHHH TODD!"

My name is Ron.
Todd was her ex.

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>i thought you was a girl - some girl when i was in highschool

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>You have a sexy scar
>You have nice eyes
Still a virgin because autism tho

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>>35589984
She liked you. Ya blew it robot.

There was one girl who fawned over my hands and said that I should be a hand model. She always compared our hands to prove her point.

Her hands were pretty gross desu

>>35590243
Kek, I've had the anime one before

>>35590659
sounds like she liked your everything

>compliments a girl has given you

>I don't deserve you.
>You'll make another girl very happy one day

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>>35589881
>"oh anon your hair is so black is it natural?"

YEAH BITCH IT IS NATURAL AND IT IS BLACK LIKE MY SOUL

>>35589881
>you look great, you've lost a lot of weight
>i envy your perseverance, that major is so hard and boring

>>35590630
Uhhh excuse me I'm a fucking 5'4" MANLET PITY CASE

The girl that was into me was basically a pedophile, and literally had autism. She dumped me the second I lost my baby face.

>>35590819
Get the fuck out, normie.
There's no such thing as manlet pity dates.


You had to have conversed to get that.

>>35590436
good job anon you probably convinced her you were drowning in pussy and didn't even care about her. it's just too bad you probably never followed up on it

>>35590819
>girl
>into me
>dated her
>saw your dick
>BUT BOO HOO I'M A MANLET
neck yourself

>>35590834
No no no, no pity dates.
I meant compliments were from pity

The date was a pedo. Only girl I ever dated, she's the one that said my dick was big then later admitted to lying. I found out after breakup that she was a pedo

And when I say literal autism I mean it, she tried to strangle and had breakdowns and shit. She was also fucking ugly, but now she's hot rip

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>You're so cute
>I like your smile
>Awe I like your eyelashes
>I like your smile
>Awe I like your dimples
>I like your shoes
>I like your shirt
>You smell good
>You have a huge dick
>I like your music
>Awe I like your eyes
>I like your hair
>I like how you do your eyebrows

>>35590867
Forgot to mention I'm still virgin, she only wanted to do cyber stuff. And that was post breakup. It was... weird.

>>35590872
They really like your smile.
And your huge dick.

Nice, Mr Lucky Famalam

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Every fucking time she wpuld pick me up

>anon you smell pretty good
>ooo I like what you did today, you have a new smell
>is that some new cologne?

Or some variation on that. No bitch I just use the same deodorant.

>>35590916
Fuck is your problem?

Who was picking you up?

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>volunteer to remove my top for biology
(it was some weird lesson where they drew the location of organs onto my chest)
>"have you been working out anon"
>"n-no"
I actually had been lifting for half a year at that point

>>35590916
Why didn't you fuck her?
You had the chance

>you have a hot back
>you have a nice jawline
>you have a nice nose
>your eyes are beautiful
>you have a cute butt
>your laugh is cute
>you should talk more you're really funny
>you just slide along like the main character of your own show or something

then when I finally got a gf the compliments I got changed to

>god I want to put your dick in my mouth
>I love your dick
>you're so good to me I don't deserve you
>i don't deserve you
>you deserve more than me
>i can't love you if i don't love myself
>sorry but you'll do great in the future, I know it
>I want to keep hanging out with you
>I still like you you're the only one who cares
>you treated me so well
>you're boring

Doesn't even look my way anymore because apparently she had a really big BDSM/domination fetish and wanted me to tie her up and beat the shit out of her, and since I didn't do that on my own without her ever telling me she hates me now.

>>35590969
>go to her house
>tie her up
>beat her near to death
>rape her
>shit on her face

She'll love it

>>35589881
"You're so handsome!"

- Mother

>>35591053
REEE NORMIE GETOUT

WOMAN CALLS U HANSOME U THINK U BELOONG HERE.!??? BEE YOURSELF DOT MEME DOT JPEG DOT NET DOT FOUR CHAN

>>35591069
IncIude me in the screencap, please.

>>35591079
I took a screenshot just to please you anon. I-is this love?

>>35590937
I just was so annoyed with her. She was terrible at conversations and always was day dreaming. I had to navigate her everywhere.

She was my friend from a different school. She had no friends there. She could drive and had a car by senior year so she would take me everywhere.

>>35590954
Cause I had absolutely no interest in her.

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>>35591079
Here you go my prince

Ogre-igonol

>>35591145
Thanks. I'll upvote it when I get back from work.

>>35591125
She literally sounds like the dream girl qt3.14 daydreamer........ makes you "hmmmm" y'know? One man's dream is another man's meme, as they say

>>35591172
Oh thanks! I'm really trying to get that karma up! Wanna ascend to Nirvana after I die so I can meet Kurt Cobalt!

>omg your cock feels so good
or
>I love you

>>35589881
your so sweet

heard it a few times
still a khv

>>35591181
Oh I totally thought she was at first but I just ended up getting annoyed with her.

Although she might move in with me so that opens up a whole new set of problems

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>>35589881
None.
None what so ever.

>>35590243
I think granny wants your dick desu. Dont blow it with your aspergers

Wow, a guy like you must get tons of girls. What's it like?

You're a very good looking guy but you'd be even better as a vampire.

>>35589881
"I'm in love with your cock."
Russian bitch too

a girl wrote something really nice in my high school year book. She was the only girl I have been even remotely friendly with in my entire life. I go back and read it sometimes

Oh my god I want to suck you.

>>35591486
what was it?

aerpgeio

>>35591523
Thanks! I kinda do too, but I'm as flexible as a 2x4

>>35589881
>You look like a J. Crew model.
>Hey GQ.
(Different women), those two stuck out. Otherwise just typical nice/funny/cute/handsome.
Posted a selfie on my story on Snapchat and had a few screenshots and someone messaged me "damn!"

Silly shit mostly.

>>35591694
My god, memes aside, you really are a disgusting fucking normie.

>>35591597
here, I have it nearby so I'll just copy the relevant part
>Cuz you looked like and you were the best, fairest, smartest, funniest partner ever. And although I must have been kind of a burden at first I think it wasn't too bad, lol - and now your friendship is so important, and I'll miss you so much! But at least we're still both in New Jersey next year, so let's keep in touch with more than high school reunion!

>implying we kept in touch
she was cute tho. Wish I could go back in time and do things differently.

>>35591747
typical yearbook message desu. I had one or two of these as well. They may not be sincere but eh, what are you gonna do

>>35591897
well, it's the only nice thing any girl has ever said to me so I'll take what I can get

>>35589881
Oneitis called me a 'dictionary' the other day. Is that even a compliment?

I just wish she would say something good about my appearance for once, but that ain't gonna happen.

>"You're kinda cute to me"
>"How much do you lift"
>"You would break me"
Why am I still a virgin again?

some fat whore called my butt tasty but that's about it.

>>35591964
normies complimenting your intelligence is not usually a good thing.

The other day I was in class and I was being more productive than this group of people, among this group was one of my acquaintances so they paid more attention to me. They were like "look at this guy, he's smarter than all of us" as a self-deprecating, "hahaha so humble" thing. It's hard to describe.

Point is; when normies compliment you on your intelligence, it's either so they can be funny or to make you feel like a nerd

>girl used to compliment my hair
>start balding
KILL
ME

>>35592071
>girl compliments my eyes
>start going blind
End me

>>35589881
Can't really remember any legitimate ones now that I think about it.

>>35589881
A niggress said that I was cute and she wanted to rape me

>"you have broad shoulders"-mother
>"you're so tall"-grandma

>>35592221
>girl complements my almonds
>they start activating

wow...

>>35589881
>"you're so tall"
Uhh, no. You're just really short.

>have you been working out anon?
still dont know if she was serious tho.
I know i look kind of buff, but everyone knows id never start working out.

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>you're getting big/muscular anon
>you have really nice calves
>did you get a haircut? it looks great on you
>you can definitely get a gf if you just tried
>same girl as above told me I was 8/10, I guess that's a compliment
>same girl as above has also jokingly said "then let's fuck :^)" when we were talking about my virginity. I think it was a joke I don't know.
I can't remember anything else off the top of my head

>>35593553
it was a non-joke. A dare, if you will. All you had to do was follow up on it, though. Women fucking suck with their mind games, honestly

>>35589881
>You're smart
That's about the only compliment i've got in 20 years of living folks

>>35589881
>"You look strong"
Same girl one touched my arm when we were talking. Pretty sure she's just a whore, but she's still pretty cute.