[HIGH] >be me 2 years ago, 18 >hang around kids that

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>be me 2 years ago, 18
>hang around kids that smoke, cool guys
>one day cute redhaired girl gets asked to watch movie at home by me
>owmamma.org
>asks if another friend can come with us
>sure why not
>friend gets late, another friend asks if he can join and she says yes (goddammit)
>whatever we smoke some weed before hand and get to bus home
>meanwhile in the bus they're talking and I'm unknowingly slamming a grandma in the face with my schoolbag
>like k.o punching that bitch
>zone out for a minute
>I turn back and they've moved to the back of the bus, not registering me
>get off bus
>get home
>cook eggs for them, while friend rolls ciggies
>original mutual friends comes, turns out he could make it
>now we're all smoking cigs on the balcony and she's sitting on a friend's leg, while he's on a chair

What the fuck do I do /r9k/. How do I uncuck myself?