>Go into university bathrooms >Hear someone pooping >Switch

That was devlish anon

>go into store
>Make cashier scan all my items
>Say i forgot my wallet and leave

>>35589128
>About once a month at a random stall on campus, squirt contact epoxy on the part of the stall door where it hits against the frame
>Keep hearing about people getting stuck inside bathroom stalls, and campus police are "looking into it"

Month 6 now, I've trapped 8 people so far. Some just get down on the floor and crawl out, but some don't.

>>35589128
Top kek anon, should've called him a faggot before you left

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>>35589212
Kek do you fill up a cart with a ridiculous amount of groceries when you do this

>>35589213
That's the worst I have seen kn these threads
You are satan personified

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>>35589213
Genius,anon!
You re like a shadow to them

>>35589213
Holy shit anon. That made me laugh like a fucking tard. My lecture theater is looking at me but fuck it that was worth it. Well played

I just want you to know that you guys are cool. I did many mischievous things back in the day, now that I'm adult, I'm afraid of doing anything like that.

>Go to public toilet, lift up the seat
>Take saran wrap and pull it over the toilet, then put the seat back down

If they piss it splatters everywhere, and if they shit, it hits the wrap and gets their butt all poopy. I've only managed to get one person who had diarrhea but it apparently it didn't work because they butt blasted with such force that it just ripped clean through the saran wrap.

DAMAGED

HAHAHAHAHOOHAHOHO

>>35589239
Indeed i do anon. Usually stupid things like an entire cart of random shit or if im feeling rather devilish, a cart full of top shelf items

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wtf is this alpha shit
Get of my board you fucking bullies

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>hold door open for people far away
>when they get close start acting really frustrated that they take a long time
>pretend to get so frustrated with how long they take I give up and slam the door in their face

>>35589642
Anon they are being mischievous not bullies

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>>35589128
>stood in crowded life
>fart as i leave

take that you fucking morons

>>35589659
Hardest I've laughed in a long time

Orrrrrrrrrrigiiiniliiiiiiii

>tfw bathrooms at uni are unisex
>have a cheeky wank to the sound of qts pissing and shitting

>>35589642
Got flashbacks ?

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>that time I threw up on Stacy in seventh grade

>see paper-only bin
>put staples in there

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>>35589128
Then you spit on the light switch anon. So they can't even turn the light back on.

>>35589213
Does epoxy solidify that fast?

>>35589128
>we have semi-enforced assigned seating
>everyone gets really comfy in their regular seats
>befriend people next to them
>le "quiet guy that teacher loves" meme is me

>switch seats every class so some unlucky bloke has to scramble around for a seat
>they don't notice that I'm doing it on purpose yet
>the looks on their little dinosaur-brain heads are too hilariously adorable

The act itself isn't very devilish but the way these animals react is truly astounding. They have this look on their face like a big scary tiger is about to attack the, and I've just taken their burrow and now they have nowhere to hide

>>35590077
>see paper-only bin
>put lit match in there

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>>35589213
>some don't
wut?

>>35590103
What are you even saying? How are you trolling them? I don't understand.

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>>35589128
>go into public bathrooms
>piss on the toilet roll
>wipe shit on the locks to the stalls

>>35590119
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>>35590132
You are the true robot meme

>>35590130
I snipe some sap's usual spot, that's it really

For some reason it confuses/spooks the fuck out of them

Makes their little heads spin

>>35590127
Quakers oats.

>>35590132
legit gonna piss on a toilet roll now

>>35590217
I think it's more that they can't really ask you to move since it's not really an enforced seating plan.

The idea that you moving seats causes them to become "confused" is just your pathetic "i'm so much smarter than all these dumb normies" complex that all the worst robots have.

You're definitely the loser in this situation.

>>35590330
Yeah mang

But it's still funny to me

People used to do it to me too

>>35590103
Fucking top tier hilarity

>>35589556
I did this with a buddy as a teen, we each filled a cart to the brim with meats, veggies, and anything we could grab all while saying dumb shit like "gee mom's gonna be mad this is going on the credit card!" loudly.
We got to the electronics and after piling a stereo system on top of our overflowing carts, my friend noticed we were being tailed by security. So we calmly went to the front and my pal came up with the perfect getaway plan.
"On the count of three we ditch the carts and run to the car. 1... 2... 3!"
We each shoved the carts and made a dash to the exit, with security guy chasing after us.
We got to my car and it was locked so I had to desperately fumble with the keys for what felt like far too long and after we got in I peeled the fuck outta there, went to Wendys for a victory meal and we were paranoid about cops for an entire evening. Good times.

>>35589659
Did you ever get someone shoving you to the ground from behind and kicking your side in a public restroom?

That was me anon. Was that you doing your door shit?

>have major assignment due at uni / work
>spray liquid ass into the vents
>mandatory evacuation while they look for what they assume is a dead animal

>go onto /mlp/
>post steven universe discussion thread

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>go to walmart
>go to toy section
>find thor's hammer
>find glue
>glue it to the floor than walk away
see how tough he is without his hammer

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>Printer at work that says 'DO NOT LEAN ON PRINTER DO NOT SWITCH OFF PRINTER'
>Lean on printer to switch it off

>>35590730
Top kek top rek top schmikalischmeck

>shit pants

>ride busiest public transport with no stops

Take that normies

>mommy tells me to put clean bedding on my bed
>put dirty bedding on inside out instead
I'll take my spankings now mom

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>>35591003
you should be locked up for this

>>35591003
absolute chaos anon
well played

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>back in school
>teacher goes out of classroom to print something
>draw a dick and a swastika on the board
>wash the sponge with soap
go back to seat
>teacher comes in
>notices my art
>screams and tries to remove "Art" with the sponge
>sponge ruins board
>teacher gives up and starts crying
>ALMOST feeling bad for him

take that normies

>Sit in the library to do work but always keep an eye out for someone on one of the computers
>To print something you have to send a print order, then go over to the printing area and authorize your order
>Whenever someone does a print order and then gets up from the computer to head over to the printing area, I wait till they're out of sight then quicky run over to their computer and cancel the print order before they can authorize the print order

I once kept a guy going back and forth for near half an hour, and only stopped because he got one of the library technicians to come over and try to figure out what was wrong.

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