Going to a normie party next week. This is my first time going to a real one.
Any advice? How do I get my dick sucked?
>>35587912
Fuck all if we know.
Surprise everyone at the party by unexpectedly pulling it out and yell "WHICH ONE OF YOU BITCHES WANTS TO SUCK MY DICK"
suck it yourself
When you introduce yourself to people, smile with your eyes
Drink so you're confident but don't drink too much or you'll regret it the next day.
Buy cigarettes and when people go outside to smoke you'll join them and offer cigarettes to anyone without one to get good reputation.
Always join in on the normie drinking games and lie about yourself if you have to.
>>35587942
This. They'll think you're cool like Will Smith or that fat guy from Superbad