>Just found out from mom my biological father is a transsexual

>>35586523
Track him down, don't tell him that you're his son and proceed to fuck him/her.
Also tell us who he is

>>35586523
If you never never actually knew him, it's no big deal. He's basically a stranger. Also, please link.

>>35586523
>fapped to my dad getting fucked in the ass dozens of times
reality is stranger than fiction desu

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>>35586523
That's fucking hilarious m8

I feel like this would be a great setup for a really offensive 90's comedy or something

>>35586564
>>35586570

https://www.ashemaletube.com/model/allenina-762/

>>35586584

I wanna kiss ur dad on the lips!!!

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>>35586584
I can't fucking breathe right now, this is golden.

Bless you, OP.

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>>35586523
Jesus fucking christ dude!
No oregano

>>35586523
This is next level shit. You gotta track your dad down.

well, now you're only option is to fuck your dad

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hi OP can i fuck your dad? thanks.

>>35586584
He's probably still a prostitute
Track him down and have your dick sucked by him
Do it for us

>>35586523
>When you realize your dad is your other mom and your mom fucked a tranny that does porn

FUCK YOUR DAD ANON

DO IT

>>35586753
I am already feeling disgusted by myself knowing what I have done. I must admit there would be a certain euphora from fucking my dad - as if I had made him submit to me, the dominant alpha male - but I would feel disgusted with myself afterwards.

>>35586523
Are you sure your other mom didn't do porn too? Better stop porning just to be sure.

>>35586831

Anon I need you to fuck your mom(dad).

fuckin sexy as fuck op

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>>35586831
>I must admit there would be a certain euphora from fucking my dad

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>>35586523
Holy fuck... Make my dick cum some more you faggot.

You should get fucked in your ass with your dad in front of your mom to prove how much of a natural fag you are.

>>35587332
wtf anon

"You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original."

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>>35586523
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAGAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>35587362
Shit like this makes me cum buckets

>>35587403
>tfw relapsing faggot

>>35587429
o-ok...?

kek.............

>>35586523
You're a legend OP
origanoru commentoru

Dude, you can't really get lower...

This can't be real holy shit. Post proof. How are you even sure it's your dad.

>>35586584
is this actually ur dad?

>>35587592
samefagging
post pics of him pretransition maybe

>>35586584
someone post a pic here please I'm in school cant click that

>>35586523
>>35586564
Track him down, fuck him and then tell him you're his son afterwards.

Post pics with your dad when you eventually meet him. I wonder how she'll (male) react.

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>>35587636
here you go anon

originalposteru

>>35586831
>the dominant alpha male
lost my shit

>>35587662
thank you famalam
origami commentami

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>>35586584
Please be anon's real dad

>>35587662
i would fuck your young dad with the might of a thousand dicks.

you posting this got me incredibly hard. Your own father who made you with his cum gave up his masculinity and chose to moan like a little fag and get fucked in the ass with his cute Asian dicklet dangling?

Absolutely diamonds.

OP with a quick google search I found lots of info about your "dad"

https://www.instagram.com/helenwong0810/?hl=en

https://twitter.com/allenina?lang=en

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1690848/bio?ref_=nm_ov_bio_sm

I'll give you the benefit of doubt that you haven't contacted him yet because you just found out and are trying to take this in. Because it doesn't seem that hard to come into contact with him.

We'll wait for proof.

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I have never laughed harder than I am right now.

>>35587710
I'm the guy who posted the screenshot lol I'm not OP.

>>35586584
>>35587719
I just looked him up he isn't into the sex industry anymore

Holy fug dude

>>35586523
meet him and tell him

>>35586523

This Is some greek drama material right here

I can't explain OP how much this gets me off. Goddamn you're a little faggot. Only thing missing is you whining and moaning like a submissive little fag while a man's dick is forced in your butthole while you think of daddy and your destiny.

Thanks.

Anyway, I'm out. Got me incredibly hard, even if your story is fake.

I just jacked off to your dad getting his cute little boipucci licked and fingered. Thoughts?

Yes/no

Originaligo

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>Fapping to anon's dad

Why does this make it feel so much hotter?

nah...

nah this can't be real

this is fucked, op

>>35586523
lol, that's the gayest shit i've ever read. Haha, you suck.

>>35586831
You have to do it.
This is the way the story goes, you have offered us something novel, follow through or be nothing but a flash in the pan.
Seize your destiny, fuck your tranny dad.

>>35586584
>>35587662
>Asian
This thread makes a lot more sense now. I bet shit like this happens over at 2ch all the time.

>>35586523
This is literally worse than finding out your father has another family

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>>35587719
>Allenina is an Asian Transsexual woman.

>She got into the porn industry while still studying Fine Art at the University of Southern California. Her best friend in college was in the industry and she decided that it would be a sensible yet fun idea to get paid and get laid... well, typical college kid's thinking right? At school, she was studying performance art and post-modern feminism which helped her to explore the idea of pornography from multiple perspectives. Around the mid-90s, she was also sick and tired of performing in the female impersonation underground without the sex part of it! The industry seemed at that point the perfectly formed space for her life adventure.

>But that was then, after many adult movies, some directing and producing experiences and years of body-altering hormone treatment and surgeries (breast, tracheal cartilage), she's ready to move on!

>She hasn't performed in front of the camera for a few years now. Her career choice right now is something more mainstream, something more Carmen-Electra-ish. While sex appeal is something she has learned well in the past few years, her talents and interests in art and fashion should never be overlooked. She designs and maintains her own web site, has plan to take classes in acting and is available for all kinda creative projects...

She still has hope...

>>35588038
>is available for all kinda creative projects...

breh.

>>35588038
I was gonna say "its ok OP" but it really isn't.
Just talk to your dad for the sake of it. No need to bring up the porn thing "He's" still your dad.

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>>35588038
>>35588048
we need to finance a movie in which OPs post happens and then he spends 90 minutes trying to fuck his dad, and have it starring OP and Allenina.

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>>35586523
>son found the tranny home movies pron collection

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>>35588101
You sir are the man of the hour

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Your dad's hot

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I was thinking about if porn stars had kids and they found their parent's old movies but damn, this is some next level shit.

>>35589730
I regularly masturbate to Aurora Snow's interracial anal creampie videos knowing her son will one day see these and being a hormonally confused teenager probably also masturbate.

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Like father, like son

originelso

>>35589730
>Eat Da Poo Poo is 7 years old
Where did the time go?

>>35586584

>serljjne

3 hours ago
0

ALLENINA YOUR LONG LOST SON MASTURBATES TO YOUR VIDEOS HE JUST DISCOVERED YOU WERE HIS FATHER


Pretty fucking hilarious

>>35586831

Do it anon make your dreams come true

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-sfG8BV8wU

>>35587872

Holy fuck your posts make this thread even better

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This cannot possibly be real

I would honestly kill your dad and then kill myself if i was in your position

So who has a bigger cock, you or your dad?

include me in le screecap

>>35590249
His dad is Asian. There's no way OP doesn't have the bigger dick.

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someone screencap this thread please

>>35590234
>tumblr filename
l e a v e
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holy shit lads

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

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>>35586523
Holy shit this is golden
Subscribing

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>>35590382
this can't be happening. On /r9k/ of all places

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Posting in a god tier thread. Hello screencap.

>>35590284
Came here to post this

Also holy shit for once I'm glad I decided to look at r9k

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everyone post your le ebic reaction images for the screencap

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This thread is quality.

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>>35590382
include me in the screencap

original meme

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Include me in the screencap or you'll never have a gf

>>35586523
Thank you OP. This is the best thread I've seen in a long time

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>every single thing about this thread
Bless you weirdos.

what's the point of wearing a condom if you're going to cum in a person's mouth anyways?

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>>35590382
Oh my lord. The fucking madman

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first attempt at a screenshot, hope it turned out well

>>35586523
It was just a cruel trick of fate from our absurd universe. Don't let it get to you man.

You have a pretty father, OP.

>>35588038
Sounds like anons dad is trying to be the Sasha grey of ladybois

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>>35586523
>fapped to my dad getting fucked in the ass dozens of times

this thread is too much

i got hard reading this
now go and fuck you're own dad you will forever become a legend in 4chan plus you would have a fuckbuddy

>>35590378

Its from google you cuck

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Jesus herbert christ jr

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>>35586523
And thus a legend was born...

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There is no way this shit can be real. not on r9k at least

>>35590382
Now we should endeavour to make anon's dad the most famous transexual pornstar

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Holy shit OP, this is fucking great.

You need to fuck your dad

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>>35590382
/r9k/ a brand new dimension, were my sides belong

>>35586523
ANY FURTHER INFORMATION

DID HE CONTACT HIS DAD YET

>>35586523
>https://www.ashemaletube.com/model/allenina-762/
This is his youtube, although he hasn't been active for 2+ years.

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Wow... Cant imagine his father face when his biological son is fapping with her videos... I actually feel bad for op.

OP where did you go? Don't get scared off! We love you and your dad!

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>>35586523

What the hell anon... What the fuck

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>>35590382

T-This can't be happening

>>35590703
make a new screencap with the other reaction faces

https://www.instagram.com/kkthefrenchie/
https://twitter.com/allenina/

This might be her instagram and twitter, but I'm not entirely sure.

>>35590703

Its shit kys

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>>35588218
toperino kekerino

postinin epic bread
lolololololllodawvpanvuavasbvjba

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Was going to kill myself today but OP gave me hope that my life isn't as bad as watching your dad get fucked in the ass and enjoying it.

Thanks OP. You saved my life.

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>>35586584
>adding ina on the end of allen

>>35590315
You realize his dad being asian makes him asian too, right?

Fuck youre dumb

>>35590382
Thanks for the new material senpai. Also put me in the screencap.

Apparently Helen Wong was on Jerry Springer only 7 years ago
http://stephenonstuff.blogspot.ca/2010/08/baggage-game-friday-august-20-2010.html

>tfw 2010 was 7 years ago

A modern day Greek tragedy.

>>35592523

Oedipus wong

>>35586523
>https://www.ashemaletube.com/model/allenina-762/
Well fellow robot, I have to tell you I fapped to him too. And I will do it right know. Your father really have a nice ass

guys..hold on. making ebin screencap as i type

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>>35586523
Post a pic of you so we can judge if you looks like him

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>>35590382
Top
Fucking
Kek
oreganolio

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Ok its done. pls no bully

>>35593288
You did good son, you did good

>>35590540
ASHLEY
that comment waas directed at you, obviously is obvious. as if you haven't guzzled gallons of it

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>>35593307
thanks

originaloo

OP PLEASE PLEASE POST YOUR FACE OR ANY KIND OF PROOF

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This fucking thread man

Origianal

This is a new level of degeneracy. Thank you for reminding me why I don't come to this board anymore.

Rarely have I been so diamonds and deprived of my sides in one thread.

Can we make a documentary about you getting in touch with him?
>'Searching For Daddy'

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>>35587719
>still active on twitter
Someone pm him this thread

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>tfw for once im glad my dad is dead cause this kinda stuff won't happen to me
feels good man

I believe that this is relevant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5ChXAXroXM

>>35586523
Meet him and fuck him in the ass.

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Put me in the screencap please desu.

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You one sick fuck anon
Tell your biological father you admire his work, maybe he let's you hit it.

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>>35590382
you sir are a good anon

INCLUDE ME IN TEH EBIN SCREENCAP

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>>35590382
Well then, I would ask you would put me in the screencap at least.

http://therumpus.net/2010/04/recession-sex-workers-10-last-exit-to-hollywood-the-passing-fancy-of-allenina-wong/

She's been into men her whole life, hig doubtful she randomly fathered a child with someome

Even at its worst, /r9k/ never ceases to amaze me

>>35590382
ignore me in the screen cap

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>>35590382
This is fucking platinum.

>>35593288
Please include me too, this is my post
>>35595537

Thank you senpai. <3
Nice dubs

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>>35590382
Fucking hell, we need to find her email.

>>35595218
we still don't know if she donated sperm or some shit like that

>>35586523
Elaborate shill thread

Sage

>>35595878

>not knowing how sperm banks work

Sperm banks don't take donations from any random person and they definitely wouldn't take it from a tranny and even if they did the donors information is rarely released except under special circumstances

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Posting my body in this thread for future aliens to discover

>>35595954
fuck off nobody cares

origggg

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>mfw anon on /pol/ links me to this

>>35595954
Oh god its you again
origg

>>35586584
Why did you niggers downvote OP's dad?

>>35586584
damn, anon's dad looks like THAT?

>>35595946

Also hormones make you sterile.. but it did say in the article they paired her with women when she was doing porn so it's not impossible.

This is fake and definitely gay

>>35596095

>getting preggers from a tranny porno shoot and deciding to keep it

Meet him and mention how you really enjoyed watching him get fucked as a joke. It's going to be an ice breaker OP!

>>35596236

>op is a porn baby

wew lad

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>>35586523
Ping pong trap
My fucking sides

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EBIN NEW SCREENGAB

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UPDATED

originalo

>>35594139
And thank you, OP, for reminding me why I still bother coming to this board.

>>35586831
>I must admit there would be a certain euphora from fucking my dad
you deserve all of this anon

>>35596928

I'm gonna go ahead and defend op. In his mind there must be a huge disconnect between his actual "father" and this hot piece of ass tranny. Especially not having ever met irl. Not much of a father as far as I'm concerned despite being related so can you really blame op for having sexual thoughts?

posting for the fucking archives

trully epic

Can't wait to updoot this on r/4chan xDDDDDDDDDDD

Please fuck your mom(dad) anon. Do it for us.

>>35586523
Wow anon I would fuck your dad(female)