alcohol thread, genuine misery edition slowly killing my organs

>>35584539
poorfag here, it was pbr tonight

Hello Samson. You're still here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phwQQrPPudU

Walk upon the wind, faggot.

>>35584923
pbr is one of the better adjunct lagers, good choice m8
>>35584942
yep, and still miserable as fuck

>>35584539
You're the faggot who didn't reply to my long post. Fuck you dude you're a fat loser. The only person you think about is yourself and you're a fucking waste at that.

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canadian whiskey and miller high life

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you could have been a chad and instead chose the life of a fat loser. i understand that hindsight is 20/20, but do you ever feel regret wasting your life considering you're a middle class white guy born in a first world nation in the most peaceful era in human history?

>>35585032
long posts are shit tier posts 99% of the time
>>35585050
which canadian whiskey?
>>35585289
no, I've known I was going to be what I am for a long time. honestly wish there was a war or something on here, then I'd actually have a reason to be so damn angry and an excuse to kill some of the people I hate

A 750ml bottle of bacardi white and 1L of Coca-Cola. Only $13. Bacardi is shit in general but it was the cheapest non homeless person rum at cvs.

>>35585405
black velvet

>>35585479
Excellent choice for the price. It's the best whiskey that 12-14 dollars can buy.

>>35584539
Fuck yeah, Wintersun!

As for me, I'm about to indulge in some Kirkland American vodka.

>>35585469
meh, Bacardi is ok. at least it's not Cruzan or St Elmo
>>35585567
>>35585479
>the best whiskey that 12-14 dollars can buy.
nah, that would be Evan Williams

How the fuck can people drink every day? I was drunk all week and now I feel like a piece of shit and my skin's all fucked up.

>>35585668
total lack of self respect and regard for one's health or safety

>>35585663
A 1.75 of Evan Williams is usually 16-18 where I am.

>>35585668
I got them drunken irIndian genes so that helps

>>35586042
Indian**** fuck im drunk

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>>35584539
cheers to you, lad - st patty's edition

anyone here /dui/? just got my first. not sure what i'm in for

>>35584539
In the 70's large doses of lsd were used successfully to cure alcoholism. The idea is the alco has no escape from the realization that he is killing himself. Wanna trip together?

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Sign of Spring desu.

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smirnoff vodka triple distilled

why do people not like to drink alone?

>>35584539

Did you ever try Saku Porter or AleCoq Porter?
Have you tried Salmiakki?

>tfw drinking at 11am

>>35586719
drank alone once,just made me clumsier and stupider, wasnt really fun

Alittle jack daniels tonight.

What will be your poison of choice for st. patricks day samson?

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>>35586738
but realizing what it did to you is the first step in fixing it and becoming a fully functional alcoholic imo

>>35586636
I'd trip with you if Lucy wasn't so incredibly hard to find in my area. Sucks living in the south sometimes.

>>35586758
kek

ROBOT DIE YOU ADD TO MY MISERY

>>35586719
>tfw you turned away friends tonight to drink on your own

as an introvert i often prefer drinking on my own

>>35586268
>>35586697

Normies having a drink after work edition

How is that whiskey and how much does it cost?

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>tfw smashed after 2 irish car bombs
happy st pattys robots

>>35586719
Some people do stupid shit when they drink alone, like call exes or go driving to pick up food.

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On my 13th cheap ass beer.

>>35586943
people do these things while with friends as well

>>35586960
Yeah, you're not wrong. Idk, why do you think people don't like drinking alone?

>>35586807
>>35586719
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E9ydw_aDMg

But you're not alone when you have the internet.

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>>35586978
exactly, even without physical friends, i've noticed people who routinely drink seek out the company of others who are drinking. like they desire to know that others are drinking simultaneously with them. maybe they simply don't want to feel alone? is it a crutch thing?

>>35584539
Hey fatty kike boy if you're so miserable how about laying off the hooch for a bit

>>35587005
Being drunk makes you want to talk/bullshit/shitpost.

>work night shift
>get a call from my boss as I'm clocking in
>Boss: "Anon, how would you like to have tomorrow off?"
>Me: "I would love to have tomorrow off, whats the special occasion?"
>Boss: "I need you to work the day shift Saturday and Sunday. Use your day off tomorrow to adjust your sleep schedule accordingly."

T-thanks. I was going to drink alcohol, but now I'm switching it to coffee instead.

>>35586943
You are actually retarded , Normie's drink at pubs with friends then drive home drunk...

>>35587041
I'll fucking kill you, apologize NOW

>>35587017

Your boss is manipulative as fuck.

>>35586835
i am >>35586268 and >>35586807 and i resent being called a normie. i could be a normie if it were in my nature, but i am robotic at the core

also i haven't worked in 2 months, i start work in a week though

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>>35587015
i agree with you, but that doesn't require the knowledge that another party is drinking as well

>>35587057
Yes. I'm fine with going along with it though, since starting April I'm going to be taking classes and they won't be able to call me in for any shifts that are not my own.

He's chill, but is definitely abusing the time I have off from school

>>35587071
Birds of a flock fly together

If you're doing anything you typically want to be talking to people who are doing the same thing. Drinking is no different.

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Bartender here

>mfw people pay for their crutch while I drink for free

>>35587092
>birds of a flock fly together
It's 'birds of a feather flock together' you fucking retard.

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>>35587092
i can see that, similar to expressing 420 blaze it to your stoner friends

>>35587117
I don't really give a shit right now.

>>35587126
Exactly. It's just human nature to hang around people who are doing what you are doing.

>>35587127
Retards never do, retard.

>>35587050
Sorry daddy ;3 don hurt me

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It's my favorite. It's like syrup.

>>35587136
Calling someone out for being a retard on the alcohol thread is like calling someone out for being old in the retirement home.

>>35587161
That analogy's retarded.

>>35587189
Can you do anything other than just shout out "retard?"

>>35587005

>that image

Pretty much sums up that game.

For fucks sake Samson you've been here for 4 years and haven't killed yourself just do it already or cut your hair and be normal.

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>>35584539

Happy Saint Paddy's Day

Celebrating with the luck of some French Monks

Early start to the day's celebrating

VEP Green Chartreuse (Vieillissement Exceptionnellement Prolonge)

104 proof, good times with my favorite botanical liqueur

Drinking Coopers Clear because apparently coopers somehow pissed off libtards and gays here in Australia. Wild Turkey soon to follow. Also of the two friends I have left neither messaged me about going out for Saint Paddys, feels bad man

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im drinking that smirnoff. good stuff

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>>35584539
Tonight I have a pilsner/draft cross, bitburger premium.

>>35584539
I wish you weren't so autistic and lame because you could have been my type

why are you so autistic and lame fiftyfour-M fifty-N

>>35584539
Wich country are you from? Origi