Any other fembots nasty/weird af? I have never worn make up

sounds like you're just a self-absorbed cunt to be honest

>>35580715
True and family

Op tries to make a disgusting women and it turns out just another self absorbed cunt

>>35580715
>>35580760
Literally how tho??? I'm confusion? Gtfo my thread? ???

Damn girl fix yourself.

Im pretty much female neckbeard but i still wear makeup, paint my nails, shower and spend too much money on kawaii desu things

>>35580801
idk, you just sound like a 14 year old autistic girl who's trying way too hard to sound quirky.

Police your moustache girl I mean damn

>>35580677
Fucking special snowflake generation.

>Look how le unique and le random I am xD

Kill yourself autistic hambeast.

>>35580939
lol literally half the guys on this board are like this too let alone /b/

Do you live with family? Do you have anyone that gets upset about your hygiene habits? Were you ever abused or do you have a mental health diagnosis?

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Not judging but out of genuine curiosity, why do you do this?
I'm a guy who isn't the cleanest person ever but I wouldn't even go 2 months without a shower.

Is this the male female larp thread

>>35580677
>tfw no weirdly childish grown woman gf to become overjoyed whenever we accidentally make eye contact

>>35580677
>I enjoy the smell of my sweat
hot

>>35580807
You are not a neckbeard fembot if you do girly stuff
>>35580869
No I'm just telling you my real life
>>35580939
Fugging fuckface
>>35581039
I don't live with my parents. I have a few mental issues
>>35581059
I'm lazy
>>35581093
No.

>>35581205
post more lewd digusting shit
i'm hard as fuck right now

Honey , you aren't special. You're just a disgusting degenerate cunt.

>>35581205
There's no evidence you're female, sorry the proof of burden lies with you - my friend.

>>35581273
I use the same pad for weeks.... I smell terrible constantly. ...

>>35580677
I had to force myself to shower after just 5 days, my hair was getting dreaded(I have a lot of it but still), my skin felt greasy and I was completely repulsed by how I smelled. No idea how you can go 2 months without showering at all, anon.

>>35581325
Do you REALLY want to see this woman?

>>35581371
Wtf you and OP deserve to die
I get an infection if I don't shower or change my underwear 2x a day. I never fap because I'm afraid the moisture will trap bacteria.

>>35581320
Gtfo stacey/chad
>>35581390
It is actually pretty easy fir me to forget to shower.
>>35581399
Lord...you don't want to see me. ....
>>35581434
I don't fear death.

>>35581788
Death by infection is pretty fucking gruesome.

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>>35580677
Post pics with the mask on

>>35581371
>Weeks with the same pad

What kind of angry period do you have where it lasts more than a week? Are you on that IUD birth control?

>>35582323
I have a weird cycle. It will lay for a month then I won't get it for the rest of the year. I'm not on birth Control

I also get something like dick cheese down there......

>>35582446
Fuck eh. Have you talked to your doctor about this? Do you even have a doctor?

>>35582505
>fuck eh
No. I'll die like this. Thanks for your concern. :)

>>35582553
What happened to you that made you feel living in your own filth is acceptable? Not judging, just curious. Like did your parents not make you bathe when you were little? How tidy / messy is your place of living?

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>>35582643
My mind was broken long time ago. I had clean parents. Sone thing in my head isn't right. My place is disgusting. It's much worse than pic related.

>>35582731
take a shower and throw the trash on your floor away. you'll feel better.

>>35582731
i am a trash hoarder and i live in filth worse than you can imagine.
have a hug anon.

>>35582731
I would be lying if I said I wasn't curious. Tell me your story anon.

>>35582761
OK
>>35582764
Huges :3
>>35582783
You want to hear my story? Fine. You'll get it. I haven't pre typed it tho.

>>35581788
No in fact I REALLY want to see you.
Probably the best diet aid in the world.

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>>35581135
what kind of person is interested in such a persona

>>35582884
Sorry if I'm coming off as condescending, I'm not judging to trying to take any "moral high ground". Failed Cyborg who has backpacked, hitch-hiked, and hobo'd about the eastern half of his country on and off for a decade. You have no idea the level of squalor and grime I can tolerate.

>>35581135
I know right? The small shred of me that still cares about others wants to swoop in and save some fembot from herself; then I realize I'm no catch and have a weird, asymmetrical face from a lifetime of ass-kickings, skateboarding injuries and car accidents.

Not even a filth covered shut-in lwould deem me worthy to clean her piss jugs, let-alone fall for me.

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>>35582783
>be me 13
>at my 22 yo boyfriends
>had sex
>go home
>dad asks me where I was. I said I had sex with my bf
>dad starts to beat me savagely
>momy runs from the kitchen and screams at him to stop.
>dad beats the dog instead. It died shortly after
>the kitchen starts smoking. Food on fire.
>dad starts screaming something I can't hear.
>he starts spinning in circles. I tell him to run.
>he is still spinning in circles screaming his head off
>momy and I run out
>the house burned down
> mommy killed herself later on

Oh....lord.....

>>35583013
I... I don't even know what to say, anon.

Fuck...

That's horrible. I wish I could do something to undo the horrible emotional damage you've sustained. I want to hug you. Tell you everything's going to be okay; then tidy your house, draw bath for you and then make you something tasty for dinner.

I dunno. The dabs have me all emotional. You probably think I'm fucked and or some chad / normie. I assure you I'm a failed cyborg at best, and full on robot at worst.

>>35583013
meh
maybe don't be a total slut and your life wouldn't be fucked. The buck stops somewhere babe and most everything in your life is your fault. Take it from someone who had to learn the hard way.

>>35583110
would you do that for a man you creep?

>>35583110
Thanks. That's some really nice thoughts
>>35583150
Of course. You robots are so pure and wise. None of you would ever even wish for an underage gf.

>>35580807
This, I have a piss bucket but I know to throw that bitch outside and slap my face on when I need to.

>>35583245
I'm blaming YOU not the dude who fucked you.

Unless this bf was holding you hostage and fucking you against your will it's YOUR fault.

>>35580807
Town you're not a female neckbeard.
I don't shower much, don't wear makeup or do my nails, don't brush my hair and don't dress in women's clothes (aka slutwear)

>>35583177
For one of my like 3 male friends? Probably. For some neckbeard from /r9k/ who's pissjug tier and surrounded in filth? Probably not. Most males who live in filth and can't look after themselves are either (in my experience anyway) a) lazy fucks whose parents never made them wash or tidy up or b) grew up in filth so they just learned to accept it as normal.

I'm as sterile as a clean room, so it'd probably the closest thing I'd get to raising a kid, as they don't let weirdo asexuals with half a dick adopt kids.

>>35583299
Yeah. I'm not saying I deserve to be loved or a normie. I'm just saying how I became this way. ...

>>35583304
How often do you brush your teeth if at all?

>>35580677
So what's your boyfriend like senpai? How many figures he make?

Nice dubs.

>>35583299
a 22 year old man having sex with a dumb impressionable 13 year old knows what he's doing and it's not the kids fault. this is why age of consent is a thing.

literally statutory rape.

>>35580677
if this isn't bait i wish we were friends irl so i could redecorate your room and check up on you once a week wow

post a pic you qt

>>35583013
just out of curiousity, what was going through your head when you were 13?

i was still playing with stuffed animals at that age.

>fembots
>femanons

A tried and true formula to farm (you)s.

>>35580677
tfw you're a tranny thts into into dd/lg

>>35580677
Why do you wear the pig mask?

>>35580677
this makes my dick hard, post pics pls

>haven't properly brushed my teeth in over two months
>wear the same pair of underwear for weeks and suck in the vagina musk from my panties every time I sit down to pee
>won't stop biting my nails
>sneeze and wipe the snot on my sheets/clothes
>toss q-tips on the floor when I'm done using them
>can't see the floor in my room because it's covered in paper plates, poptart boxes, and other miscellaneous trash
>have old cups of liquidjew lying around that have been sitting there for so long they've turned into moldy jelly
>smell my fingers every time I scratch my butthole/nethers, no exception
>shower semi-regularly but the drain has been clogged for months so I stand in a pool of filthy water every time
I shouldn't be allowed to live

i don't know why but the thought of a hairy, sweaty, smelly, cheesy unwashed pussy really turns me on

>>35580677
I feel ya, OP.

Right now, on my desk, there's a bunch of pube and armpit clippings I haven't thrown away ( i was comparing colour), pissjugs, and moldy dishes ( i take pics). Beside me is a garbage can full of pads and bloody underwear.

Thing is, I'm pretty good as passing for a normie. It's only when you talk to me that my inner autist shines through.

I mostly get off to weird mommy gf and lactation crap.

>>35582731
Besides the drugs this is hitting way too close to home.

>>35584242
because she's a big girl.
for you

>>35585036
>I shouldn't be allowed to live
I agree.

https://youtu.be/QocnjK7ChnU
>someone sends this in a kik groupchat
>chuckle a little bit
>realize this is is something i'd legitimately do
>dislike and proceed to cry myself to sleep only to wake up 2 hours later

>>35580677
But are you a qt, OP?

>>35580677
Great roleplay anon. Now back to the tfw no gf life.

>>35580677
I wanna see pics faggot. Post or you are a larping male

>>35580677
Room pics?