I am bored. And I have a heavy accent. How about I read you

What kind of accent?

Anyway, please read the classic, Go The Fuck To Sleep

http://www.a-littlebird.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Go_the_F_to_Sleep.pdf

>>35580565
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1D2U8epjU3J

>>35580493
Please pronounce "NEET", I need to know the phonetics because Reasons.

>>35580710
thanks, gonna fall asleep to it now

>>35580790
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0m9tr9avFfS

>>35580854
Thank you kindly Sir,
If you would be so kind to pronounce both Paint and Pint now, just for the sake of science of course my dear.

>>35581335
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qBZNHLhNdv I hope it's right

Please read this.

I'm sorry, but did the Chargers already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only halftime. Does not having the lead at halftime count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? The Chargers are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the AFC West for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst teams in the NFL who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in a Monday Night Game. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Chargers are one of the best fucking teams in the NFL, they went 13-3 last year and would of won the Super Bowl if the kicker didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Chargers wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Chiefs just stepped out of bounds short of the 1st down when they needed to get one, just like the Jets did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Chargers topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

>>35581666
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09K2nQACh6D

>>35581386
The fuck would I know. I'm a spic and can't pronounce for shit.

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>>35581841
Alrighto my taco friendo

>>35581857
No problemo my Ese, Gracias.

>>35580493
Trying to place your accent, where are you from? You sound German to me

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>>35581931
Yep, German