I think I just had my first autistic moment, /r9k/. Forgive me, I'm not a regular visitor and this is my first time posting here, but I have a feeling you would all be able to relate to it.
>be me
>earlier today
>go out to get some food
>as I'm walking up to a pizza place I notice a homeless man
>eventually get closer
>he asks me if I have any spare change
>I notice a group of girls nearby so I decide to try to be funny
>I have sunglasses in my pocket
>take them out and put them on
>say "Depends... How much are you paying?"
>he and the girls look at me like I'm autistic
>go inside, get food
>come back out
>they're all staring at me as I walk back to my car
>wonder what the fuck their problem is
>get home and realize I'm retarded
>>35580086
You've earned this, brother.
Welcome to our ranks.
>>35580086
>my first autistic moment
>not being so riddled with autism that you've developed coping mechanisms to block out the positive and negative implications of all social interactions so you don't have to deal with the emotional fall-out and instead live with a constant state of unease and cognitive dissonance.
>>35580086
what the hell was the joke supposed to be
>>35580086
I find it hard to believe this is your first autistic moment if you go around doing things like that.
Aren't you the Alaskanbro that posts on /k/?
I haven't seen that particular photo, but the theme fits.
>>35580749
No. I've had this for a while