>Be me >living alone in apartment in 2016 >building

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2017-03-17 02:42:59 Post No. 35579911
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Anonymous 2017-03-17 02:42:59 Post No. 35579911 [Report]

>Be me
>living alone in apartment in 2016
>building has rat infestation
>don't really mind
>set traps and shit but for the most part I don't see many
>one night I'm making cookies because why the fuck not
>chocolate chip
>They're pretty good looking and I've made about 25 already
>take third batch out and set them to cool while I prepare another sheet
>leave to go take a shit because I've been eating raw cookie dough all night
>come back and notice one of the duds has a stray chocolate chip next to it
>eat it
>I freak out and realize that it was indeed a chocolate chip
>mfw it wasn't a piece of rat shit
>mfw I really wanted it to be rat shit
What are your baking stories anons?

Anonymous 2017-03-17 02:47:38 Post No.35580006
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Anonymous 2017-03-17 02:47:38 Post No.35580006 [Report]

The next time you want to poison yourself with extracted sugar, try this recipe:

https://holistichormonehelp.com/2017/01/24/double-chocolate-chip-cookies-gf-vegan/

Ignore the bullshit site name. The recipe is pretty good.

Anonymous 2017-03-17 02:49:08 Post No.35580037
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Anonymous 2017-03-17 02:49:08 Post No.35580037 [Report]

>>35580006
Fuck off fag veg eater. Veg is literally disgusting dirt flesh

Anonymous 2017-03-17 02:49:53 Post No.35580051
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Anonymous 2017-03-17 02:49:53 Post No.35580051 [Report]

>>35580006
Fuck off you vegan shit-mangler

Anonymous 2017-03-17 02:50:23 Post No.35580070
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Anonymous 2017-03-17 02:50:23 Post No.35580070 [Report]

>>35580006
And you can use any sugar, like the generic granulated beet stuff, with a little blackstrap molasses. Coconut sugar, being 98% sugar, without any fiber and almost no nutrients, really isn't any better.

Anonymous 2017-03-17 02:52:06 Post No.35580116
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Anonymous 2017-03-17 02:52:06 Post No.35580116 [Report]

>>35580070

Beet sugar is fucking disgusting.

Anonymous 2017-03-17 02:52:24 Post No.35580125
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Anonymous 2017-03-17 02:52:24 Post No.35580125 [Report]

>>35580006
>vegan
No thanks. I like to enjoy food with all the sugar, fat, and lard in it.

Anonymous 2017-03-17 02:53:36 Post No.35580151
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Anonymous 2017-03-17 02:53:36 Post No.35580151 [Report]

>>35580125
I use extra lard in my cookies

Anonymous 2017-03-17 03:00:09 Post No.35580280
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Anonymous 2017-03-17 03:00:09 Post No.35580280 [Report]

>>35580125
Extracted fat is a third rate ingredient. These are premium cookies made of nothing but flavor, with a nice pillowy texture.

Anonymous 2017-03-17 03:04:29 Post No.35580352
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Anonymous 2017-03-17 03:04:29 Post No.35580352 [Report]

>>35580280
Taste the pillowy texture of my cock and balls

Anonymous 2017-03-17 03:06:57 Post No.35580411
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>mfw threads like these no longer make me cringe
>mfw I casually accept your desire to eat rat shit

I should feel shame. But I don't.

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