>at work >boss yelling at me for things that aren't

do you mean like a radiator out of a truck or the kind that heats a doom?

>>35578845
I mean like a household radiator.

>>35578886
where do u work bro? sorry your boss is such a chode

>>35578903
I work in retail. But things change so much there, and I'm often not told about these changes.

Doesn't matter, anyway. I ain't going back there now.

>so lazy he'll inflict serious damage onto himself to avoid doing basic work
I'm not upset OP, just impressed.

>smash shin
>Leg gets fucked up

ok mate

>>35579395
I would rather be in slight discomfort than have to go to work and feel bad about myself all day.

>>35579428
sorry mate you get a displaced fracture and tell me your leg aint fucked

respect to OP. i'm on the verge of not going into work tomorrow and quitting altogether. sick of working with alcoholics and old women and getting pestered about stupid shit all fucking day.

Doesn't squidward do something like this in spongebob to avoid working? Squidward is like the typical failed normie wageslave, patrick is the typical NEET, Sponge bob is the typical clueless normie, Mr Krabs is the jewish greedy boss, and plankton is the typical sad and jealous manlet robot.

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>>35578736
I envy your will to not work
gg op gg

Someone post the webm of the slaves on the ship.

>>35578736
>So desperate to not work he'll maim himself to stay home.

Damn son. Lets hope you never need to do any recreational activities on those legs...