>"I had a great time tonight, Anon. But unfortunately

>finger on lips
"Shhh, I thought I told you that I was mexican, you fucking cunt."

>>35578595
Here take it I only have 15 cents please don't hurt me

>>35578595
Joke's on you bitch I'm in massive debt

Here's $-40k

>>35578595
>Wat do robots?
rape her

Well then I'll see you in court.

Jokes on you I have less than $10 in my bank account and I'm NEET.

>>35578595
When I was in college I asked a girl if she wanted to have lunch with me. She reluctantly said yes. We went to a place by the college and she refused to let me pay for her lunch, which was fine with me. We had our lunch over a game of chess where I beat her ass into the ground while we discussed politics. I've never gone to lunch with a cute girl since then, but that was a great experience.

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Can't get arrested for rape if I kill myself

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>>35578595
Shoot her and kill myself.

I reveal the recording app i left on my phone the entire time

Rape her, empty wallet onto her ravaged body, leave.

>>35578595
I've got $2 in my wallet and $40 in my bank account. Go nuts.

>>35578595
I have cameras in my house stupid whore good luck telling the cops I raped you and proving it in a court of law. Btw I have the money to pay for a lawyer as well so good luck making a case to.

Go ahead bitch, call the cops. They can't unrape you.

Punch her square in the face and leave

>>35578857
I know 5 guys from my city who have done that in last couple years

>>35579443
Not bad, my originaI man
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