Kill the majority of mankind in 5 words or less. I'll start:

>>35576045
Procreation has been outlawed

>>35576075
That's just a good way to kill the government.

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>>35576045

No more white people.

>inb4 not original

no more people

>>35576045
the fuck kind of stupid garbage ass thread is this?

"all humans die now"

>>35576045

Kill the majority of mankind

Refugees welcome in Western countries

>>35576045
Time

>originalo

>>35576045
Open the cum portal

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>>35576045
More niggers in office

gay niggers from outer space

That's five unoriginal words.

>>35576164
Wouldn't that do the opposite?

Just fuck my shit up.


Orgy

>>35576045
communism

originally hauled into the gulag

global warming

originally, of course

>>35576660
>global warming
But daddy Trump said global warming and climate change doesn't real, China made it up

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>>35576045
No more plant-life.

>>35576736
Could we farm fungi instead?

>>35576045
No more oxygen

sell robots, execute order 66

>>35576811
Done.

Ahehdv

this is easy

I could kill 99% of mankind and all life on earth:

"Launch all nukes at Russia"

>>35576045
most everyone dies.
>>35576164
lol

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>>35576045
Traps aren't gay.

Then watch as the majority of men start exclusively fucking traps and the birth rate crashes. In a couple of generations, the population will have dropped by billions.

Really, though, you need to sort your fucking rules. This game is thoroughly retarded and everyone participating is thoroughly retarded.

>>35576987
>>I could kill 99% of mankind and all life on earth:
Is the remaining 1% of mankind not life on Earth?

I mean there's only like a half-dozen people on the ISS

>>35577022
I didn't want to limit people, if you're lame enough to just say "lol the planet dies" then more power to you.

>>35577025
99% of [mankind and all life on earth]

>>35577025
Anon, there are 3 million people living on the secret lunar base. They survive the destruction of Earth.

No more oil.

>>35576045
I can kill more
>no more rice

>>35576756
he's got a point, most of us would die before we found out an efficient way to do that

>>35578280
I can kill more
>no more ice

>>35576045
giant asteroid

>>35576045
super aids for all

>>35576045
Aliens steal the atmosphere

>>35576045
Rarely eaten corn. We rice out here


My turn : kill all bees

>>35576045

Airborne EbolAIDS.

>>35577025
I guess we're rounding up.

>>35576045
The majority of mankind dies.

>>35576045
Move earth 10ft towards sun

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No more mutants

Close up every ones anus

>>35576045
Remove oxygen

Here you go faggots

>>35578872
Everyone is this retarded

>>35576045
fixed*

no more corn or rice.

Black Plague making a comeback

>>35578416
>>Rarely eaten corn. We rice out here
The farming industry is literally held up on corn. Eggs, milk, beef, chicken, pork, salmon(genetically modified to tolerate it), tuna, most other livestock, several other strains of crop, every single thing that uses high fructose corn syrup are all extremely reliant on the production of corn.

If getting rid of corn didn't kill most of the population we'd at least be under the greatest depression in history.

>>35579029
Jokes on you! Most of them are that retarded already.

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>>35576164
That'd kill 100%

kill everybody

curcuma

>>35577022
can't I just fuck some traps while I'm young and have kids later? I don't have to mention the shit to them

Taxes on oxygen

At least the poor ones will die

>>35578344
I can kill more
>no more mice

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>poo in loo

Indians and African Negroes drop like flies

no more bees

no more sex like Elliot said

>>35579554
but only the rich ones will complain

>>35576045
No more hydrogen bonds

>>35576045
No more Jews

>>35576086

is this a new stephen universe character?

>>35576045
Only Gay Children

>>35576045
Pound of meth for everyone

There...are...no...more...laws.

Nothing is true...everything is legal.

Elect hillary clinton next time.

:^)

mandatory feminist classes

>>35582928
so Trump is a peaceful faggot? I thought he would bring WW3 that's why I voted him damnit!