I'M SO FUCKING HORNY GIVE ME SEX SEX SEX SEX I CAN'T

rub one out dude

sure, sex feels a billion times better but youre not ever going to get any so settle for second best

Decided if it still a virgin by this time next year I'm going on a motorbike trip to Amsterdam and snagging an expensive qt.

Honestly just getting pathetic at this point.

>>35574048
You are possessed by daemons.
Go to church.

>>35574074

Shagging*

Basil

>>35574057

not OP but

>tight circumcision, can't move penis skin to fap

>hate lube, feels like shit

>onaholes feel like nothing

What would you suggest for someone in that hypothetical situation?

>>35574115
skin is overrated.
get some precum, mix some water or drool, and there you go, only use thumb and index finger and no flexing your dick. better than deathgrip with skin on.

>>35574151

Not every guy even produces precum.

>>35574074
There was this really cute hooker I saw there last summer, close to the dam square. The little alleys are the best, and you wont be seen as much. Good luck buddy.

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>>35574115
Jesus Christ

And there are burgers who defend this shit

>>35574115
Literally non unironically, put dildos in your butt.

Your parents wanted you to be a bottom boi it seems