>27 >literally kissless virgin What the fuck is going

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Judging by the fishlip your dick is a feminist and it's punishing you for being a man.

Is your dick a microdick or are you just pushing it down to your groin.

Whatever it is your dick is fucking tiny. You were doomed anyway fampai. I'm sorry.

Seems like some kind of bacterial infection, probably from poor hygiene.

See a doctor nigga.

>>35573782
i literally have no idea what these are. do they protrude, like bumps? or are they just spots?

>>35573782
If you never have sex by the time your about 30 then your penis will atrophy. What did you think 'becoming a wizard' meant?

If you want to keep it just go to the doctor and they will give you some synthetic medical grade vaginal lubrication which will trigger your penis to think you have had sex and stop the atrophy process.

looks a bit like candida balanitis

>>35573862

It's just flaccid, it's normally about 5 and a half inches when hard

>>35573909

I shower twice a day and make especially sure to wash down there thoroughly

>>35573917

They slightly protrude but they look more like spots you see on people with vitilago or whatever that's called

>>35574166
just see a doctor, cuck

>>35574183

I don't have insurance

Not enough info to go on.

1) How often do you masturbate?
2) How hard (grip, intensity, etc.) do you masturbate when you do so?
3) How much foreskin do you have? How much does it cover your glans?

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>>35574166
tiny dick and probably a weirdo irl, don't worry about some white spots you won't get laid anyways, cuck.

>>35574290

1. Almost every day at least once

2. Not particularly hard (l just use my index, middle, and thumb) and usually pretty fast speed

3. I suppose a normal amount? It covers everything

>>35574436
lol, not OP but you're dick isn't all that big, it's not small either, but it's very cute
congrats!

a 27 year old virgin. The average age a guy loses it is 17. You are literally a decade behind and counting. Why live?

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>>35574470
8.5 inches though lol

>>35573782
what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck nigger how does that even happen

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>>35574561
I think you need to realize that length isn't that important, still cute tho!

>>35573909
Yes

>>35574166
>I shower twice a day and make especially sure to wash down there thoroughly
You probably fap too much which results in there being plenty of food to the bacteria there.

Probably uses cheap underwear also.

Anyway, probably Candidiasis, your doctor can give you a cream to get rid of it real fast.

Candidiasis is always around, but when you create a good habitat for it (by having plenty of food, being warm and somewhat moist) it reproduces out of control,

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>>35574608
It is important when you have a dick like OP lmao
anything under 6 is laughable

actual answer. its dry skin. its not surprising if youre showering twice a day and especially if you have hot showers. dont shower as often and it will go away.

>>35574637
Can you stop spamming your dick here? It's nothing impressive at all

Thanks

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>>35573782
Let's talk about how the urethra is protruding, OP.

>>35574737
okay, cuck. kek

>>35574625

Your answer makes the most sense so far

Looked it up on Google and it is the closest to what I have

>>35573782
That shit is called smegma ... its a natural lubrican that ur dick preduces if you have a foreskin.... i need to clean that shit twice a day minimum otherwise if it build up it will cause an infection wich allready started in your case since it hurts.

>>35574850

It's not smegma, they're spots on the skin

>>35573782
dude. that's a yeast infection. i got one in the ICU. get it fixed asap or it'll fall off.

>>35574850
You* .... i dont have that nasty shit

>>35574863
Its start from smegma build up and he is right evantually his dick will fall off it if gets really worse