You're in the club alone and this gf walks up and slaps

>>35573070
how can I truly be alone if someone's there to slap my ass

Slap hers back duh

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>mfw jungle fever
mama mia

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I jizz in my pants.

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>>35573070
i started having a mental break down
and ree at the top of my lungs and then ask for mcdonalds

>>35573070
Smile politely and hide my anger at the fact that it would seem only fat chicks want to fuck with me. Maybe I'll rescind this after I get more desperate but I'm NOT going back to chubby girls man.
I had sex with 2 girls, one of which was a fatty and the other was kind of chubby

I hate it man, I just want to fuck a tiny petite girl. I'm not even fat I've got more muscle on my than fat by now and by a pretty huge margin

>>35573187
The sex isn't actually much different. You just feel more status-y from it it all.

I beg her not to hurt me.

I smile and try to hide both my giant, throbbing erection and lust for her thick body

>>35573070
>Y..yes mistress

Two shots to the torso and one to the head.

Tell the police that she was going for my gun.

Justified self-defense, open and closed case.

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>>35573187
What's wrong with chubby girls anon?

>>35573070
>this gf
who's gf

I run away before that guy shows up

>>35573244
I know. Well, it would be different because I'm pretty big and it would actually be possible to toss a petite girl around the bed.

>>35573367
Nothing
I just don't think chubbiness is all that attractive.
I'll put it like this. Think about whatever physical features in your preferred sex are NOT-preferred.

That's how I feel about chubby girls. Like I said, I've ONLY had sex with chubby girls so its not like I hate them

I've just never fucked a skinny girl and I'm not going to fuck another chubby or fat one until I've had sex with a skinny girl

>tfw have met two girls that were chubby that I would have been glad to fuck and date because they're cool
>tfw girls just don't want to be with me
I wish I knew what it was man, holy shit

>>35573367
In this case what's wrong is that she's black.

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>>35573460
What's wrong with chubby black girls anon?

I'm only attracted to light skin black girls

>>35573070
"isnt there a buffet you should be terrorizing?"

>>35573865
they have so many opinions

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>>35574694
>they have so many opinions
Like unsolicited opinions about Isreal? What are you, gay?

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>>35573937
Nothing wrong with some cream in your coffee

Get her to peg my white ass with an 8 inch strapon

>>35573070
y-you too

originbux

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>>35573376
Yours if you want her to be

>>35576694
Would breed and wife.

Life is painful alone.

>>35573070
"Sorry, for I happen to not be in to bestiality"

I love big black girls bodies, everything to the color to the huge assets to their shape, they fix my hyper fetish. The only problem I usually have with them is that I don't like their face. Usually too round or some other peculiar feature, in my perfect world, things would be very different. I am a perverted autistic though, so take it with a grain

>>35573070

Thick, clean skin, good teeth, nice rack, good hair and fashion sense(well...I mean it could be worse). If her personality is as good as the rest of her...

Wait. I don't go to clubs. Why am I here? Who are you?? DID YOU DRUG ME?!

>>35573865

Umm...I...huh. Fuck it, she's got huge tits and a fat ass, I would.

>>35575091

[jungle fever intensifies]

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She will NEVER sit on my face. Why live?

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>>35576861
Sshhhh, don't think, just embrace your inner high test

>>35577079

Fuuuuuck man. Just sucks that I was never able to find a black chick willing to date a white man. Life continues to be shit...

(I would lick her asshole cleaner than a pair of combat boots.)

>>35577079
I would drown her womb with cum so many times. We shall raise an army of mulatto combatants to overturn and win the race war.
How can white men even compete?

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>>35577165
With their dicks, I'd imagine.
White WOMEN on the other hand...

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>three gay/trap threads on the front page
>on Thursday
shoo shoo thirsty homosexuals

>>35573070

Would totally fuck that. She looks like she'd be pure filth

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>>35577699
That's not very nice

I'm sure she's a classy lady anon

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>>35573070
blacks have the best fat distribution

I can not tell a lie

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here's my last one

does anyone have that pic of the black bbw in purple dress?

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>>35573070
you just reminded me of a story of crippling autism in action
>be me, 20
>in a really crowded nightclub
>my friends have vanished
>bobbing my knees and reloading imaginary guns on the dance floor
>three random stacies start grinding on me
>I ask one if she wants to go out for a cigarette
>she says "I'm seeing someone"
>rinse and repeat for the other two
>keep trying to get away but they won't leave me alone
>keep grabbing my ass and feeling up my nonexistent muscles
>manage to escape outside for a cig and a pint
>out of nowhere, one of them appears and knocks the glass out of my hand
>everyone stares at me and a few random other stacies stifle a giggle
>I feel tears welling up and run out
>get a cab to a mcdonalds near my house
>forgot mcdonalds was closed
>start walking home in the rain, hitting myself in the head
>get home and sit on the couch
>start crying
>my dog comes over and tries to cheer me up
>next day, tell my female friend about the ordeal
>maybe she'll understand
>instead she just accuses me of trying to make her jealous

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>>35578121
This one?
originaldinho

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>>35578272
YES tank you

>>35573070
ask them to fart on me

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>>35578315
I, um... fuck. here, take this for your trouble

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>>35578333
Surprised one of you lot hasn't showed up earlier

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>>35578568
man, there's just something about big fat black bitches that makes my dick diamonds

>>35573259
>not begging her to hurt you

*autistic screeching* SEXUAL ASSAULT! SEXUAL ASSAULT! THIS /WOMAN/ JUST SEXUALLY ASSAULTED ME!

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>>35578652
I know right? I don't even care about other kinds of fat bitches but I've lusted after black/mixed BBWs for as long as I can remember

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I find the majority of black BBWs to be completely unsatisfactory to my desires.
Asians, on the other hand...

>>35578852
I'll admit I like fat women of all races but my previous point still stands. btw sorry if Brianna's 2thicc4u but she's literally my favourite :3

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>>35579035
Asian BBWs are *criminally* underrated. excellent taste senpai

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>AYO HOL UP ANON HOL UP! Tell me, does this bra be making me look fat n shiiiieet?
Well? What's your answer cowboy?

>>35573070

i would fart super loud

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>>35579061
Don't the japs hate anyone who is over weight
Like they are socially shunned and it's disgusting to them

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>>35579317
maybe, idk. if that's true we should go to Japan and get fat gfs. it's the perfect plan

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Another of OP chick I think

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Wubba-lubba dub dub

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One moore

>>35577118
Next time you see a black female, tell her that bc she will love a nasty freak like you

>>35573070
First of all, I'm gay, so I'd probably try and react in a way I'd think she'd get a kick out of
Secondly, I'm not attracted to black people.

>>35580124
I couldn't handle a fraction of that but I'd try

>>35578272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_sTTvyiiPo