>You're under arrest, anon! >You have the right to

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>>35572333

Sweet trips, faggot.

But I am not going to jail!

*Pulls out firearm and takes cover behind nearest object, preparing for a firefight*

>>35572333
Sweet gween tea digits fampai.

ARE YOU DETAINING ME! ARE YOU DETAINING ME?!

BUT YOU SAID THERE'D BE HARD ROCK AND CIGARS

>>35572333
IF I'M GOING TO JAIL, I'M AT LEAST GOING TO MAKE IT WORTH MY WHILE

>take out penis
>Try to stick penis in loli

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But I didnt do anything wrong

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I hate being a pedophile. Fucking kill me.

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>>35572990
This is /pedogeneral now/

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>>35572978
>he actually didn't do anything wrong, but because he lives in America, nobody believes him

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>>35573026
Die pedo scum. I bet you sniff your sister's panties too.

>>35572990
Just fap to loli, thats what I do. 2D is sacred and perfectly legal.

>>35573552
2D doesn't always do it for me. I like to watch gymnastics videos too, but I still feel like shit a lot.

>>35573552
>and perfectly legal
18 U.S. Code 1466A

>>35573749
Do you really want to Know how to get the real stuff?

It's slow and tedious as fuck. But it's safe and you usually come out with something.

>>35573749
Search nudism on google images

>>35574045
Still legal, my man

>>35572891
AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I FREE TO GO? AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I FREE TO GO?
WHERE'S MY LAWYER?

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>>35574161
Holy shit how has Google not cracked down on this shit?

>>35574170
Well no, receiving obscene loli is against federal law.

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>>35574161
Fucking nice mane. I know what I'm fapping to tonight.

Cowfreeya for life!
Suck it, pigs!

Reminder that whether or not a picture is considered child porn depends on the context. A picture that is legal on a normie's computer can be illegal on your computer.

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>>35574138
I know how to get "you know what" if I really wanted to. I just don't. It's not worth the risk to have a slightly better orgasm.

>>35574161
I know of that but is it even legal? I want to keep what I fap to legal. I prefer youtube webcam videos because I have a panty fetish and panty shots are literally hotter than sex for me.

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>>35572420
You have nowhere to run, Anon! Just give up