>you will never die in a shoot out with the cops after robbing

Not to put any ideas or motivate anyone but it really doesnt sound that hard to do so long as you live in america

>>35566124
I'm not unfortunately so I can't walk down to the local gun show and buy a giant gas powered assault rife and enough rounds for a small army.

>>35566021
>robbing a bank

tame af m8

>>35566253
You don't need that to rob a bank but

Europoor, ausfailia or canadia?

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>>35566021
>you will never exist in medieval times
>you will never assault the people who insult you without getting arrested
>you will never slay the cruellest Chad in the kingdom with your sword
>you will never live a simple life of assaulting people for being cunts as nature intended and exploring forests

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>>35566021
I'd probably want to go out hotline miami style.

>>35566021
>you will die in the race war

>being shot
pls no

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>you will never be surrounded by yanks, hiding behind a post for cover, bleeding out, knowing you're gonna die but god damn you're a son of dixie and wont take this yank oppression so you take a sip of pop and blow those negro lovers sky high

>>35566471
Forensic science ruined this planet

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>>35567401
no, pussies did

>>35567645
Nice meme history

>>35567673
how else do you explain the rise of left-wing politics?

>>35567645
yeah fuck grandpa for letting them nazis win
meanwhile the moguls did nothing wrong

>>35567710
>how else do you explain the rise of left-wing politics?
Well I imagine it starts at the French Revolution, that's the origin of the whole left/right thing.
But regardless, you can just make a meme infograph and apply it to all societies throughout history. The reasons things happen in history is very complicated, often with multiple causes behind them.
I also don't agree with historical determinism, one of the reasons I don't like Marx tbqh.

>>35567760

>I also don't agree with historical determinism, one of the reasons I don't like Marx tbqh.

can you state reasons for this

I personally like the "it only seems to explain things while not actually explaining anything" + "it's unfalsifiable" + "way too vague" but I still believe it to be true in a retarded engels "in the last resort" way

>>35568734
I find the whole slave socities > feudalism > capitalism > socialism > communism thing to be extremely simplified. So basically it's the 'way too vague' part.
I don't mind historical materialism so much, I just don't agree with it.

>>35566021
>Actually dying in a shootout, not going stealth build
Get out of here you ICTV wearing,
Loud sawing, drill pimping, cloaker fucking pansy

>>35569473
but that's not strictly historical materialism

historial materialism is just the claim the economic realities, specifically the mode of production in society and the status of ownership determines the historical process near-much completely

classical marxism then is build up from three main parts:
1. historical materialism
2. dialectical materialism, meaning that the historical process develops in stages going from quantity to a new quality using hegelian dialectics by the development of contradictions to the current mode of production
3. the specific outlay of these stages according to objective analysis of the possible mode of production, yielding what you've written

the problem with marxism is that each thought when studied in detail really seems to be pure and not just convenient, but logically necessary which makes this whole thing when studied in detail so irresistible, and the whole thing fits pretty good, no other ideology ever came close to that imo

>>35566021
>youll never pull out your knife against a school shooter and kill him and be shot non lethally
>you save a ton of people in class and you're treated as a legend and a hero

>>35570040
>non lethally

pussy, no valhalla for you

>>35566021
You could easily make that happen though if you wanted to.

>>35566021
>you'll never fight off 6 gangster on camera killing eachone of them while sustaining wounds that eventually kill you
>become a legend on 4chan rekt threads and fb fighting pages for killing of 6 niggers

>>35570055
I want to be alive when I get that "thank you" pussy

The cops are outside. I can hear their radios.

>>35566482
>ywn make that most noble of sacrifices to secure ultimate victory in the race war

Ftfy

>>35569974

>t. some fag who played new vegas

>>35570118
>thinking you'd get pussy for being the hero

oh anon

>>35570228

Thinking you won't get pussy during your time as a famous hero who has killed to save lives.

laughingwhores.png

>>35567645
This is the most meme picture ever, anyone who has read a history book will laugh at your retarded ass

>>35570321
>thinking you'd be famous
>thinking the good guys win/get rewarded
>thinking doing one thing can compensate for a lack of social skills/physical attractiveness

>oh hey jessica, did you hear about anon? he saved 10 people's lives by killing a rampage shooter!
>omg that's so cool, I wish Chad would have been the one to do it. He definitely could have, too. This other loser's not special

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>>35566021
>you will never die in a shoot out with the cops after robbing a bank

tame

>not breaking the legs on a fresh, stiffening corpse just to fit a tall guy's body in your trunk
>not murking somebody for calling you a sucker because you forgave somebody else's $5 debt to you
>not killing two more inmates once you're incarcerated and basically forcing the state of VA to disdainfully give you the death penalty

>>35566021
>you will never die in a shoot out with the cops after robbing a bank

>Why even live?

Nigga if you got off your ass you could do that TODAY

>>35570530
That's pretty overkill for what's supposed to be suicide by cops but ends up being death penalty

>you will never
why not tho? u a pussy nigguh?!?

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>>35566021
>ywn die by seppuku or someone else's melee weapon
>ywn walk across europe like a traveling monk without worries
>ywn travel through medieval lands with a small group of likeminded people, or even friends

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>ywn make someone's day better just by noticing them
>ywn make someone happy by gracing them lightly
>ywn make literally anyone smile back at you earnestly just by raising one end of your lips a tad
>ywn be a combination of Chad-looking and intelligent
>ywn abuse looking good