What was the worst day of your life robots? >be me, 23 y/o

>>35565284
whats an anime punch look like?

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>>35565323
it was suppose to be similar to this

You should've had used rasengan it would've been better

>>35565323
>not knowing what an anime punch looks like.
Wtf anon

>>35565471
anime is degenerate and a waste of time

>>35565284
Yeah ill take shit that never happened for 400$

The Kamehameha does wonders

>>35565484
>anime is degenerate
So is posting on a board for losers and virgins

>be 17
>A cute 15 year old girl likes me
>Let's call her May
>Wants to fuck me
>Friend is dating her sister so we all plan for a sleep over
>We all go chill in the living room, smoke weed, get high
>Ate some chipotle earlier that day so have to take a shit
>After I go to the bathroom May asks me to come with her to her room
>Starts making out with me
>Both of us get undressed
>Tell she's a virgin
>"awwww"
>Don't care cause I'm high
>We foreplay a little and then into the pumping
>Get myself in a kneeling sex position
>Spread my buttcheeks with my heels because I fap like this and the orgasm is god tier
>Suddenly have the urge to fart
>Sex feels way too good to move
>Just let out a little fart
>*BRRRRRRR* *BRRRRRR* BRRRR*
>My fart stinks up the whole room
>May looks at me weird
>Starts smelling the room
>"EWWWWWWW WHAT THE FUCK UP"
>She gets up
>Walks behind me
>"EWWWWWWW ANON SHIT HIMSELF
>She puts her clothes and leaves high
>Didn't believe her
>Look behind
>FUCK I DID
>A small turd is sitting right below my butt
>Try to comprehend what happened because I'm high as fuck
>Start thinking that she's going to call the police for some reason
>Get fucking paranoid because of the weed and dip out of there through the window
>Get home and convince myself that it was probably just us being too high from the weed and I didn't really shit myself
>The following Monday I become a laughingstock at school
>No one wants to talk to me
>Chads in the halls start bullying me
>"Hey anon did you wear your diaper today? HAHAHAHAHAHA"
>"There goes that kid that shat himself after losing his virginity HAHAHAHA"
>Come up to friend and ask how everyone knew
>May the bitch uploaded the pictures of my small turd
>In the first picture you could see a motion blur of my clothes in the window
>FUCK
>Couldn't take the ridicule anymore
>Drop out of school the next day and never went back
>Never graduated
>Stayed a NEET ever since

>what was the worst day of your life robots?
Everyday when I wake up alive.

>>35565567
Not if you only come here to laugh at them.

>be me
>be alive
>worst days are every day

>>35565284
>Tfw no family game night
>Tfw no dad

Well Anon...

>>35565669

your mom is gay and can't duel

>>35565584
top fucking kekola

>>35565556
>not using curseyehameha

>>35565284
I find it difficult to believe that someone would try to anime-punch common sense into their Dad.

Your Dad's joke was a little mean but also funny.

>>35565747
He treated me like shit ever since I turned 18, he had it coming.

should've practiced it though, never fought in my life

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> be 16. Got my first paycheck and bought Yugioh cards.
> mom is a crazy fundie and says she doesn't want these demon cards in the house
> been putting up with her shit my entire life but I've always done what she said because her money
>REEEEEE at her because I bought them with money I earned
> dad comes down and throws my ass on the bed
>I rage and punch him in the face with all my might but it doesn't faze him
> he punches a whole in the wall next to my head
> I'm unphased and look him dead in the eye as he does it
> throws me against a wall and starts choking me
> I look him dead in the eye and yell "DO IT PUSSY!"
> he lets go because he doesn't want to kill his own kid
> years later, I find that they had saved my cards and snuck them in a moving box when I moved out

I punched my dad over yugioh cards and they held onto them all these years. It still embarrasses and make me feel ashamed to this day.

>>35565584
Why would May tell people she slept with a guy who shit himself? It reflects badly on her.

>>35565677
Dude shut up my mom isn't gay and she sure as shit can duel.

The other day she summoned blue eyes ultimate and fucked my shit up pham

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>>35565284

Hehehe, god i wish i was there to witness such kek

>>35565804
thats hot anon

can i get her number?

>>35565790
Your dad threw you on the bed? He started the physical altercation and so he's the one who should feel embarrassed.

honestly nothing really sticks out, everything just blurs together as bad

a better questions would be when was the last time I had a good day..

>>35565850
He probably does. But we are pretty tight nowadays that I'm older and been on my own for over a decade.

>>35565947
>>35565790

Hahaha you autistic sperg. Your parents were doing you a favor from being a loser

>>35565284
No offense to you senpai but that's funny as shit

Top fucking kek OP

>>35565790
He should've punched you.
Your nickname could've been "black-eyes white faggot".

I want to play board games with someone

>>35566752

>Top tier roast tbhfam

>>35567248
>tbhfam
Why are you typing like that?
Do you have water on the brain?

I'm mentally ill and on disability and my parents disowned me. I'm all alone and homeless. Tell me your stories anons

>>35567455
>>35567455
Hey famalampaidesu, why are you taking a Taiwanese macaroni art forum so seriously?

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>>35565709
>implying you have any power against a certified lumberjack

>>35566787
Do you play chess?