Some roastie waitress said to me, "Hey, how's your Wednesday going?" Obviously she was hitting on me but I didn't fall for it. I put that bitch in her place. I said, "I wouldn't fuck you with my mam's cock. Don't fucking talk to me." She ran away into the bathroom crying. Fucking normies need to die.
how did u know she was a roastie?
>>35565045
She's female, isn't she?
>>35565008
>"Hey, how's your Wednesday going?"
>Obviously she was hitting on me
No she wasn't. What she said was a standard opening line for normie small talk. She was just making idle conversation and you responded by being a complete dick. Smooth.
>>35565008
And so a new pasta is born
Quality content, amigo.
>>35565213
get a load of this faggot
this was an obvious sexual advance on OP and he was right to put such a gold digging slut in her place
you're doing god's work OP
your mam has a cack?