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I actually do and she's fun to hang out with but she's the absolute most annoying person when I'm not there. Told her I was never gonna date her and she still can't take a hint. Messages me from sun up to sun down. Reeeeeee

This girl is a literal 4/10 to me. Would not fuck unless drunk.

>>35563128
She's on pornhub but I forgot her name

>>35563243
maryjane_auryn
friendo orig

I had a canadian stoner fuckbuddy, she was great.

if a women ever made that face to me I don't think I would be able to hold back from punching her desu

DOESN'T R9k HAVE SEX?????

>>35563128
Too be honest, sex is less enjoyable than an amateur back massage from your bf.

>>35564124
VIRGINS? ON /r9k/ HoLY ShiiiiTTT

Got a bit of a chub on tbqh m8s

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>>35564230
she is fucking insanely hot, my FB looks similair but has smaller tits

>>35563758
that's the exact same thing animals do when you pet them.
so fucking creepy.

>>35564413
>People aren't animals and don't behave in appreciably similar ways
Come on now. Not to mention, seeing a person reduced to these basic drives is inherently hot. For all the pretense, people are driven by primitive desires.

>>35564598
i understand that. the reason it's creepy is because we pretend we aren't animals and pretend we're civilized.

>>35564187
Most people here have had sex, if you really didn't have sex you fell for a meme

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>>35565042
GUESS I GOT MEME'D THEN

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>>35563128
>tfw no women will ever react like that to my presence/touch

>>35565070
You got memed son, sex is easy

>>35563128
is the "bird's nest hair and clove cigs hipster look" considered attractive now?

>>35565042
Yeah dude, we get super sex every day

>fell for the Asian girl meme
>They never stick around too long

Dayum shame.

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When was the last time you had sex anons?

>tfw sloppy morning blowjob

>>35563128
How the fuck can you love or respect a person who acts like this?

>>35565738
Nah, it's not 1985 any more.

>>35566272
Because it's fucking hot you muppet

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I have an /internetgf/, we skype and swap pics and all that shit. We are both NEETs but plan on putting some money together to get a plane trip so she can come over here. We are both virgins but we can dream right.

>>35566609
she is prolly some russian scammer, just get tinder

i have a gf i bang regularly but shes not a stoner shes pretty normie.
>>35564598
i agree its p hot.
>>35564383
i love petite mousy girls.
>>35565738
i mean i dig it but i prefer black hair and pale skin and black clothes. anything that signals degeneracy or being fucked up is hot to me

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>>35563128
Post the one where she rims the dude.