>guy in my lecture came to uni with his cum-rag shirt on

You don't, he's happy, let him bee himself

Why do so many people use shirts for cum rags?

Use a fucking sock you dumbasses.

>>35562122
i dont think hes noticed anon, im not sure

>>35562122
Where did this "BEE YOURSELF" meme come from? It's true.

>>35562107

Man, I got home from uni probably a week ago, and noticed a toothpaste stain at the bottom of my shirt (I wear a clean shirt each day and had not fapped).

Was a rough day.

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>>35562171
its okay anon, just bee yourself itll be okay

>>35562195
I am myself. I've slept with 8 women in long term relationships and now I'm married. The only time I couldn't get into relationships was when I wasn't myself and I roleplayed some persona I THOUGHT women wanted.

>>35562107
You can't help someone so far gone

>>35562171
People seeing "be yourself" in advice threads and taking it to mean "be an awkward autistic loser" rather than "improve yourself"

>>35562258
no anon youre not beeing yourself, youre only playing into the roastie wants. just beeee yourself and things will be alright

>>35562258
Sounds like your life literally revolves around women, that's the complete opposite of being yourself

>>35562278
Ah okay. That makes sense.

>>35562352
Sounds like you're wrong but that's okay. All you know is what I've told you in this anonymous internet thread.

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>>35562107
>that one time that girl came into lectures and forgot to tie her dress up so her bra was out

>>35562383
She probably didn't forget dude. Some dresses are supposed to expose the bra or side boob.

>>35562107
let him cum in your mouth so he doesn't get anymore stains on his shirt, duh.

>>35562415
no she lived across the road from the lecture theatre she must have rushed out of her apartment and foirgot to tie her dress up, it was like a thing that fastened round the neck that she diddnt have tied, so her full bra was showing

>>35562107
There is no helping those who are already dead.

>>35562278
How would you be yourself if you had to constantly pretend to be someone else in order to improve yourself?

>>35562107
I don't need your fucking help

>>35562258
That's because you are normie dummy. Telling a non-normie to bee himself is telling him to be austisic about food choices, talk back to people when they are wrong, sit down at a dance party and hope to be left alone, are a few examples
>>35562162
Having a cum anything is nasty as hell because of the smell, use tissues and go flush them, don't throw them in the trash.

>>35562195
>tfw I've unironically become happier since "being myself" instead of trying to put on an act to get people to like me.
>Now people complain because I'm perfectly satisfied to not bother talking to anyone or socialise and spend my spare time in my room playing video games, masturbating and writing.
Dumb normies.

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>he doesn't just cummy on his tummy then cover the scent up with axe body spray

>>35562107
Tell it to your class chad and stacy so you can all help him together. Also by taking pictures and posting here.

>>35562107
Congrats, anon, you've found someone to bully. Now you can be Chad to at least one person in the world.

>>35563541
kek. Reminds me of a book of dating advice where the whole theme was that attraction is really about authenticity and sincerity. Starts out by explaining his "just be yourself" philosophy stretched to about 100 pages. Then it gets into specifics and it's like "lift weights, no video games, dress a certain way, read lots of books (but no fantasy or sci-fi), travel, and make good money" because unless you're doing all of that you're not actually being yourself somehow.