>tfw finally caved and bought a prostate massager can

>>35560574
You were gay before you even bought it, dude

Have fun in hell

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>>35560574
Prostate massage isn't gay

>>35560586
>be god
>make the inside of mens' assholes feel really good
>make anon so ugly and boring and retarded that no woman will ever like him
>make anon be born with the innate desire for romantic companionship but be unable to ever obtain it
>punish him to eternal damnation when he strays from the path

>>35560574
No. You're asking this question because you know, deep in your heart, that you have homosexual inclinations and you want us to push you towards being gay so you can blame us for it later and also because the thought of us bullying your boypussy for being a queer gets you off.

>>35560574
>tfw over the course of the last month bought a 20cm dildo, 4 vibrator eggs a vibrator and now a cage for chasity...

>>35560625
>you want us to push you towards being gay
I really don't

>>35560630
what the heck is a vibrator egg

>>35560632
Yes you do. You would not be posting this thread here with a little embarrassed anime girl if you didn't. Go be a faggot already. Faggot.

>>35560635
oh, you have a lot to learn.
Welcome on this rightous path....
a vibrator egg is a eggy thing that vibrates it can make you feel really good

>>35560574
Depends, do you find men attractive?

>>35560684
no, that's the main problem

men are FUCKING ugly and unattractive

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>>35560701
Okay, do you enjoy dick? Or just taking phallic shaped objects into you?

>>35560723
idk

if women had dicks that would be fine

but again it's like dicks are a masculine thing so not really?

I would suck a girl's dick is what I'm saying

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>>35560743
Would you a shemale? Or do you find regular women attractive?

>>35560771
>Would you a shemale?
they'd have to be pretty convincing. I mean I'm a fucking KHV loser so I can't exactly be choosy but if I'm paying money or something they'd have to be pretty convincing

I like regular women yes

>>35560783
the only thing that matters in the end is real life examples and your relationship to your mother.

simply see who you fall in love with. In order to lead a happy live, read aristotle.

>>35560614
he is indeed a just and righteous god

amen

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>>35560783
I mean, despite what you may have heard, you CAN enjoy anal play without necessarily being homosexual.
Pegging and anal masturbation exist for a reason. Don't feel like you have to be pigeonholed into a specific sexuality just because you like this one thing.

It's like submission and domination, for whatever reason, people here assume you have to be a fag to enjoy the submissive life style.

>>35560848
>people here assume you have to be a fag to enjoy the submissive life style.
You pretty much do, because women hate that shit.

Dude, there're nothing gay about butt stuff. If you're not attracted to men then you're not gay. There's nothing wrong with being gay anyway, don't worry about it.

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>>35560858
Some do, some don't people, have different tastes. It's the entire reason Dominatrix's exist, not all women, like people in general, are the same.

>>35560858
everyone hates woman here why would anyone care what they think,who are you and where did you come from

>>35560894
If we're talking about relationships and sexual dynamics, then womens' opinions are pretty important.

>>35560906
wut? why would women be important for relationships?

>>35560906
>what is rape and Stockholm syndrome

>>35560933
How is that relevant, at all

>>35560943
how would it not be

>>35560943
How is a fucking robot saying what women do and do not like relevant?

>>35560943
you talked about relationships AND sexual dynamis... and womens opinions beeing important for some reason.
I still think you are a faggot, I bet you kiss girls.

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>>35560961
>>35560968
>>35560973
I'm very confused tee bee aych

>>35560891
>It's the entire reason Dominatrix's exist
nah they fake it for money
>not all women are the same.
wrong

let's say 1% of women are actually dom, well that fucking sucks because 10%+ of men are sub so good fucking luck buds

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>>35560981
Are you OP? Just ignore him, he's not relevant to this threads original question anyhow.

Anyway, yeah, you can. Just be sure that if you do ever get a gf she's into or okay with that stuff.

>>35561008
>Just be sure that if you do ever get a gf
ROFL

>>35561008
>>35560981
>just see what you grow up to like, who you fall in love with.
>especially if your brain is not fully developed.png

>>35560574
>can I still be straight?
why would you ever want to be straight?

>>35561052
because women are cute af desu senpai?

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>>35561201
not as cute as boys though

>>35561218
that's a drawing

and it's a drawing made to look like a girl

>>35561229
and so are boys...they are made to look like girls, we simply have to accept it.

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>>35561229
what exactly is your point anon?
I wasn't referring to the image I posted I mean in general

>>35561259
then why post that image you DIP

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>>35561528
it's a reaction image, my reaction to cute boys

fine, since you actually want me to post a boy, here's some robot boy who posted on here a while back

>>35561547
Looks like God was drunk when he was attaching this dude's nopples

>>35561746
Do you not know how bodies work? He's lifting his arm. That raises the pec, thus the nipple.

>>35560574
>buying prostate masager instead of finding a nice cute femboy robot and sitting on his lap
you're doing this all very, very wrong, anon.

>>35561547
Ah fuck, he's really cute...do boys this cute actually browse r9k? why don't they post pics more often?