Whats up with this board stupid verification, I AM A ROBOT. Anyway

>>35555376
use the legacy capcha if you want to get around that shit jfc

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>>35555376
I am, will pass out soon I hope

I would be but I really need to stop. My dick leaks piss even when I'm not drinking and having to change my underwear at 25 is sad.

>>35556058
Back when I drank a lot more than I do now, I was pissing my bed every single night that I got drunk. I was 21 and I had room mates, so my room smelled like piss, I was constantly taking up the washing machine

>>35556127
Shit man, my mom passed last year and I got so drunk after her funeral that I passed out and soaked my friends bed in piss, they still haven't said anything to me since.

>>35555376
you are clearly too new to remember what happened when they added the captcha

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I drank a few beers and took some melatonin and benadryl. Feeling real /comfy/ right now desu.

>>35556197
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X_H_mJYKNsQ

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>>35556217
had two beers, now a bourbon nightcap while listening to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKw5mbcE7VY

comfy indeed

>>35556217
Don't say "beer", bro. They're right there and it's so easy to put one on ice before bed.

>>35556293
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=azH54si8PuU

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>>35556217

>another anon who abuses alcohol, melatonin and benadryl

my nigga. Benadryl has the most underrated high ever. This shit is like mild opiates at cozy low doses.

>>35555376
I'm wasted man, had to drink to walk my dog. Some piece of shit insulted me from his car and I'm left with this sadness because I didn't go and broke his fucking windows. Been searching for someone to beat up but no one said shit to me after that.

>>35555376
Alberta pure vodka, cuz patriotism and cheap af.

>>35556433
Bro, it's not that big a deal. I've been jumped for saying shit back to people driving by and got to watch my own "friends" run and cower as I was attacked-

And in remembering that, I shall now join you guys and have that beer.

>>35556559
It just pisses me off man, the fucking disrespect. I wouldn't mind being jumped I guess, drunk that is.

>>35555376
Smirnoff is the cheapest vodka that doesn't bother my stomach and has a tolerable taste to me.

So logically I decide to be a massive jew and buy the plastic-jug stuff to save a few dollars even though its awful

yep pretty drunk.

relationship not doing too well. 2 year anniversary is in 6 days. just don't have anything in common and it sucks.

>>35556652
Have you even been beaten up by a group? You say that but it's one of the most degrading things ever for someone's pride; to be powerless to something as simple as numbers

>>35556892
Yeah, never happened to me before. Its the alcohol talking.

>>35556958
Go build a fire if you want to relax, that's what I do. Quick little accomplishment that you get to celebrate with and feel warm.