is pic related truely an instant death or would it need a better

Body's natural inclination to stay alive.

And death is slower than you think and feels even longer.

Sometimes people shoot themselves in the head but when the police arrive to investigate they're found crawling around their floor missing a chunk of brain crying and screaming.

>>35554966
y'know op you sure do care an awful lot about this for not being suicidal
are you really sure about that? it's okay, we're all anonymous here. you don't have to lie.

and yeah i'm pretty sure that would kill you
shotgun suicides have a pretty high death rate

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>>35554966
You have to aim for the brain stem, better to shot yourself from behind

Pic related: suicide shotgun survivor

>>35554966
Well aktchuallly, that's not a shotgun

>>35555063
oh fuck off with this bullshit. as someone who has done extensive research about the quickest and most effective way to kill yourself a shotgun is the one with an almost 100 percent efficacy rate.

you need to aim more upwards to the brain and have to be careful not to jerk when you pull the trigger or else you'll look like this guy >>35555142

>>35555206
>Aktully I'm da x-pert xD

Then you should have no problem when I tell you to kill yourself faggot.

>>35555237
bitch i will fag

>>35555063
>Sometimes people shoot themselves in the head but when the police arrive to investigate they're found crawling around their floor missing a chunk of brain crying and screaming.

I don't really buy that. Why wouldn't they just put another bullet in their head?

Or better yet, cut your wrist in the bath, then put a bullet in your head. If the bullet doesn't kill you the bleeding will.

>>35555142
>shoot yourself from behind yourself

10/10 idea man

>>35555312
Do you not have legs? Do it right or fuck off

>>35555312
Trust no-one, anon. Not even yourself.

>>35555338

someone trying to shoot the back of their head sounds like it has more of a chance to fuck up than retards who shoot themselves in the chin

>>35555288
Shit bro I'm sorry I didn't realize you were cool as fuck. Nice dubs.

>>35555372
Get a friend to do it then. Or whatever

>>35555312
>10/10 idea man
Use a double sides mirror setup if you have to

>>35554966
shotgun in the mouth, aimed upwards. with 00 buckshot. that's nearly a 100% chance of killing yourself as quickly and painlessly as you can possibly get.

>trust me, i did it once.

Or just get cyanide pills.........

>>35555428
what do you think about a handgun (9mm or .45 acp) to the temple?

Or try an exit bag.
Not hard to come by some helium or hydrogen.
Inert gas suicide sounds good. shotguns are good but you'll leave a bit of a mess. Not much but you don't need to be a dick when you kill yourself right? At least do one thing right in your pathetic existence. >>35555454
God awful idea. Hard to find. Moderate fail rate (because the pills you might find are shit quality wise).
Cyanide is one of the quicker posions but it's hardly a painless death. You'll be a shivering, bleeding mess.

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>>35555631
helium tanks arent pure helium anymore since too many people tried it.

>>35555653

nitrogen tanks are the way to go, best way is to go to a gas provider with an empty tank and say you're a homebrewer looking to make a nitro stout

>>35555428
when you say upwards do you mean at a specific angle or as long as its going towards the roof of the mouth to he brain youll die?

>>35555486
too much risk of missing your brain and cutting the optic nerve. then you're blind and they won't ever let you near a gun to try again.

>>35555653
Nitrogen works. Technically Argon and methane too.
As long as you don't mind the fact that some of these inert gasses may have a smell.

>>35555696
towards the roof of you mouth. you'd be aiming for the middle of your brain.
if you use the right ammunition, there'll be nothing left of your head.

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>>35555312
It's easy. Watch this.

>>35555631
>Hard to find

Go to Tijuana, fuck hookers, use up your savings and kill yourself

>>35555757
Again, there are ways of getting anything.
A gas tank, a gun or highly regulated substances?

It's literally easier to make cyanide capsules than it is to buy them.

easier to mess up too.

>>35555696
It's a fucking shotgun. Aim it anywhere near your skull you are toast. The point of your mouth is to minimize flinch.

>>35555555
dont mind me bloxxxxxxxxorigno

>>35555825
we had this conversation last night, anon.

>>35555805
>>35555805

You think they regulate in Tijuan

>>35555821
wrong
if you shoot out the top of your brain, you will have a good chance of surviving
even surviving and staying conscious

if you want to actually kill yourself, then the brain stem would be the place to shoot, if it's damaged at all, none of your organs will work

>>35555892
have you ever seen what a shotgun does to something at close range? if you use the right ammo, there will be nothing left of your head.

>>35555892
You dwell on freak statistics too much. It's not a "good chance" it is an astronomically low chance. And even if you survive the blast guess what your whole head is bleeding out while you are likely alone. But yeah if you want to be autistic, aim low-back.

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>>35555653
>>35555674
>>35555731
thx for the tips bros

Googled it and it looks like it's the shit they use for surgeries, I went in for surgery before and I was out in 2 seconds. hehe this will be easy