>conversation doesn't go 100% perfectly >can't

>>35552286

>i feels

so complicated

>>35552286
I think you're exaggerating a little, but I know that feel

>have conversation with somebody
>don't think anything of it
>brother overhears it and asks me what the fuck is wrong with me

>make incorrect facial expression
>dont show up to class for the next month

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>don't perfectly phrase a question
>get lobotomized

>job interview
>long uhhhhs
>finally muster out some word salad at 1000 words per second

>forced to go on vacation
>eat at a seaside restaurant/bar thing (with a waitress)
>first time eating out and paying for myself in a decade or so
>google how much to tip on my phone since I have no idea
>meal is something like 25 local currency
>I don't have the banknotes for 30, would have to give her 35 and look weird because that's too much or ask for change
>go through my wallet, finally leave something like 28, mostly in coins and run away

That was last summer. I'm still wondering if she thought I was a tight-assed autist who meticulously measured 10% and rounded up, because 3 credits is fucking laughable.

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>slightly awkward situation
>think about it for YEARS

>hi do you have a boyfriend
>yes
>okay nevermind
>still haunts me years later