Have you ever jerked off in the school bathroom? I did it when

if I've been there and there's a bathroom stall, I've jacked off there.

Never in a school bathroom.

I used to jack off in my car when I was stuck in traffic though.

No but one time I walked into the bathroom and said " you need some lotion to fap with, bro " as a clever ruse and he just gave me this look like I was crazy. I don't fap in public that's a sex offender charge.

Oh other time in HS I poked my head inside a private tutoring class and asked "Are you a wizard? Then ran away giggling my ass off. I was a fuckin weird ass kid in highschool. Cargo pants everyday, would fucking run sometimes when it was lunch to beat the crowds. I see more of you autists in me than I always care to admit

>>35551688
I did at work one day when I just couldn't get rid of my erection.

I felt awful.

>>35551688
i havent, but i had such wierd feelings, in 7th and 8th grade pe class, having to shower with other naked boys. i tried to keep my eyes from checking out other peopls dicks, but i couldnt help it. so many sweaty young dudes showering together, football players, etc., and me , a skinny awkward little nerd with a tiny 1 inch dick. how badly i wanted one fo those muscular big dicked kids to wrestle me in the shower! sometimes i had to fight from getting an erection. life at 13 was so difficult. im not even gay either btw

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>>35551688
all the time when I was a kidlet
one time I was in what I thought was a locked crippled bathroom at school and some other sperg I didn't know came in while I was whacking it gave me a really weird look and didn't close the door for like 5 seconds until I yelled at him to fuck off
middle school was weird.

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>>35551893
>im not even gay either btw

>>35551792
>I used to jack off in my car when I was stuck in traffic though.

Fucking kek.

>>35551688
When I was a college freshman I did a lot

In the dorm's bathroom, yeah.
Roommates suck.

>>35551688
In nightschool when I was 17, I came in my pants then changed up in the restroom if that counts. I wasn't fapping, just very horny.

>>35552081
High school was when I started wearing two pairs of briefs and a pair of sweatpants under my jeans, so I could just fap in my pants.

>>35551688
Never at school but once at work lol

>>35551688

I'm 22 and I never jerked off.

My morning wood is better defined as "morning steel".

Do I have to worry?

>>35552145

eww gross and stinky

>>35551688
Not the school bathroom but one time at K mart I just got crazy horny for some reason and sat with my legs spread wide on the toliet just slamming my hog for like 20 minutes getting really into it and blowing my load all over myself and the stall door

I tried but the fucking place was always dirty and full of shit

is a miracle that after years of that scat porn is not my fetish

>>35553045
Did you get some good distance on your shots?

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>>35551688
Yep. I did it when I was in high school.
I remember being bored in my spanish class and asking the teaching to let me go to the bathroom.
I jerked off to some anime porn and went back to the classroom after 25 minutes. I remember walking to my seat and receiving some weird looks from Staceys and Chads. Also, the classroom became quiet and the teacher gave me a weird look as well.
I'm convinced they all were able to smell that unique odor that semen has. At least at that time I wasn't aware of what was happening and I thank god for that.
>mfw I found out everybody can smell your cum in the air even after you "clean" everything.
>mfw I could smell my younger cousin's cum in his room every time I went to his room to play video games.
>mfw my mom and family definitely knew about my fapping sessions every time they went into my room.

I love jacking off in public restrooms. Anywhere I can pull em down and squeeze one out in a few minutes is better than half an hour in my own home. I used to try and rotate around bathrooms during lunch and jack off in a different one each day. If I went to a public place and had time I would go take a seat and whip it out or stand over the toilet and get it done. Jacking off is best when you aren't in a comfortable place.

>>35554510
>mfw I found out everybody can smell your cum in the air even after you "clean" everything

No fucking way, for how long?

Could my room permanently smell like jizz without me realizing it?

>>35554833
Don't worry, it's really only close quarters or if you jizz on your floor or keep a cum sock stash under your bed. The instant smell sticks around for about and hour and then dies down. I would recommend jacking off until your almost done and slipping into the bathroom to bust your nut into the toilet if you're nervous.

>>35554833
No it's only if you're really close.

I did it in middle school too. Jacked it off thinking about the class slut ass.

Not on high school. The WC was always dirty and you couldn't lock the door so if it was impossible to shit. It was even harder to jerk off

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>in primary school
>like 10
>just discovered masturbation
>get SUPER horny a lot
>lose all comprehension of acceptable behaviour when I get a boner
>would whip my dick out under the desk in school and jerk it
>sitting right next to my friends and looking at my hot teacher
>thank god i was never caught
>thank god i couldn't cum yet.

>>35554510
It became insanely obvious when my brother started fapping due to smell and behaviours and I realised how I was like that and I thought I kept it well hidden and it must have been so obvious.

My mother must have smelled and seen so much just from having to clean my room. Anyone who has a sibling knows - your parents knew just like you know with your sibling.

9th-10th grade year I was masturbating in the bathrooms of my school. I struggle with keeping awake in classes and masturbating helped.

>>35555713
>I struggle with keeping awake in classes and masturbating helped.
why? I've always felt sleepy after fapping

I did only once and felt disgusting it was my freshman year of college.

>>35551688
Nearly every school I've been to has had a bathroom that's unsanitary in one way or another, so I refused to contribute to that.
We did have lots of students that jacked off or had sex on school property though. Some were middle schoolers, which I guess was even weirder.

>>35555375
>>thank god i was never caught
anon...
That teacher definitely knew but I'm sure she enjoyed it.

>>35555375
>>thank god i was never caught
Yeah and cum doesnt smell... hehehe

>>35551688
i did in high school before a marching band competition. it was like a 9 hour practice and some of the girls were just getting to me

i once came in my pants without touching my dick

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>>35551997
>>35551991
this is why they always complain about you fuccbois clogging drains.

>>35555375
I got a story for this one. This fucking kid in 8th grade did it behind a book and got caught. Fucking digusting. What even goes through your head to start doing that shit in class? Also the same kid got catfished by the people in high school to show his dick to a fake online girl. I never knew him, but I laughed hard when my classmates told me that

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A couple of times in my secluded uni bathroom when there's no one else in there, I personally don't see a problem with it so long as no one finds out.

>>35551688
I once did it in the middle of class and in front of a school.

>>35556313
>lots of students that jacked off or had sex on school property
>some were middle schoolers
>I guess that was even weirder
Nigga please, that's normal these days

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Did anyone use to hide in the bathroom during lunch and recess?

I never did it regularly, but whenever my faggot friends ditched me I thought it would be better for me socially to hide in the bathroom than sit by myself all alone in public. Now I realize it wouldn't even have made a difference.

>>35558059
I used to just sit alone but it was really annoying. Kids would constantly giggle and the stacies would come by trying to do their stupid pity routines.
I contemplated the bathroom but I figured it'd be too much to bring my lunch in there and eat it since I bought lunch

>>35551688

I consider myself a bit of a connoisseur when it comes to jacking off in public bathrooms.