Quick! Porn star Aria Alexander just retired and is looking

>>35551493
that's just shameless

>>35551493
It's unfortunate, but there will be offers.

Good thing this forum full of depressed rejects will save the day

>>35551594
Let's pull our money together and get a communal gf (female)

>>35551493
As long as she pays for everything I'll do it

holy fuck has she actually retired OP?

>>35551548
Not just offers, but offers from rich men

Happens all the time in Japan

>>35551493
What happened to all her money from being a porn star? She could use her money from that to follow her dreams. Unless her dream is to be faithful with a rich beta and be a house wife, I don't really get it.

>>35551493
so retired pornstar will be loyal huh

she fucked everyone for money and has her tits out on twitter, a whores word is worth nothing and i pity anyone marrying this slut if youre rich and handsome which means youd get anyone anyway
Time for her to wake up and realise shes barely F not an A

>>35551693
probably spent it all on drugs

women don't know what real struggle is

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I'll wait for Elsa, and then we can shitpost at pol together

>>35551493
>I-I'm a virgo
Too bad I'm ugly and poor.

>>35551493
Literally who? I don't look at 3D trash.

>>35551858
This girl is ugly as shit. Look at that fucking man chin! And those teeth! And that nose! Sad!

>>35551898
No, you look at other basement dwelling autists drawings. Truly top tier taste.

Blew it on drugs or dumb shit.

I remember somebody on gif pointing out two heroin needle marks on this tiny blonde chicks feet.

>>35551493
I hope this dump cunt is found in a ditch somewhere in the middle East with shit found in every orifice. Genetic trash that's on par with neets who don't ever bathe.

>>35551693
They usually spend it on drugs and a lavish life style because they grew up in a broken home and have no idea how to handle their money.

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She claims that she wants to make a movie and has the funds to do so but does not want to spend it until she has financial security.

>>35551987
What? Did you send her an email?

What did you write to her?

>>35551493
Hey look we get what you're getting at but she's really hot and sucks dick like a hurricane and has a crazy high sex drive so like you know it doesn't really matter that she is as dumb as shovel and takes advantage of people

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>>35551493
>they're not even trying to hide that they just want orbiters to support them while they pursue their own desires with Chad
holy shit, please tell me this isn't real!

>>35551858
She's literally trailer park trash done up with expensive ass makeup. Look at the teeth and jaw. Behind her makeup lies disgusting skin.

>>35552010
Yeah I just sent an email to the address in OPs pic and asked what were the dreams that she wanted to follow.

Responded fairly quickly.

>>35551610
underrated post (bloxoriginal)

>>35551987
Should just do like Belladonna and direct porn movies.

>>35552082
Very impressive. Maybe I should message her, just so I can say a porn star personally contacted me.

I only ever contacted one porn star so far on the freeones.com forums like 10 years ago or so. I told her she was my favorite porn start (at the time anyway) and she said thanks!

Wow, I'm such a provider material.

I remember going to a strip club in Toronto and one dumb stripper telling me how she gets offered from beta white collared yuppies to be a wife or live in girl friend.

>>35552327
Did she tell you why she doesn't accept?

>tfw I would even take a porn star as a wife at this point.

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>>35551493
>You have to be an Earth sign, rich, good looking, and okay with used-goods roast

FUCK! WHY IS GETTING A GIRL SO HARD?!

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>>35551610
Please make this happen, pls pls pls pls.

>>35552335
Nope, but judging by her amusement it was obvious just collecting applications because she's got an endless supply of beta providers. Just going to ride the cc until it stops spinning.

>>35552082
i love this. thanks for being you.

>>35552383
ew nasty. And you just know some poor desperate schmuck will be there to pick her up when she's old and blown out.

>>35551858
Why would anyone from/pol/ want to be with a coalburner?

She is a coal burner if any anons are even crazy enough to think about this.

>>35552419
doyou have any idea how popular he'd be on pol and tv if he married that meme lady?

>>35551928
Hey, those autists make some great drawings.

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>>35551594
U r one cheeky cunt m80.

>>35552443
anons aren't rich enough for this.

>>35551610
let's do it


agragafbnytmt

>>35552506
Remember how we tried to put our money together and buy a private island for robots?

someone ask her how many bitcoins her future beta provider should have

>>35552524
>"Well I did nerd porn scenes but I'm not actually a nerd so I'm not familiar with nerd terms like bitcoin. What's that in American units?"

Let's just catfish her to make ourselves feel better about ourselves.

Amatuer film maker trust fund chad and heir to a frozen pizza company.

>>35552364
Male to female birth ratio is 1.07:1, We're less violent and have better health care than our predecessors. Men live shorter lives than females, but I'm pretty sure the excess females after their menopause are more interested in bingo than they are sexually relationships. The excess males compete until factors beyond their control bar them from relationships.

Go to uni, there is 2 females for every one male thanks to our gynocentric society's attempts to make everything "equal". You'll have a significant advantage com pared to other men.

>>35552780
>there is 2 females for every one male
Not in engineering. In fact, there's 10 males for every female.

>White guys and kikes will offer to be this washed-up whore's beta provider
Fucking pathetic.

>>35551858
desu she's the definition of white trash, even the expensive makeup can't hide that

also I don't trust that bulge

>>35552814
>tfw fit and made the mistake of going to an entirely engineering school

what could have been

>>35552780

This is untrue. With hookup culture and non-monogamy, what ends up happening is that a large majority of women have sex exclusively with a small minority of men.

>>35551493
>Porn star
Nope
>Coalburner
Double nope

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>i'll be loyal
>haha
Top fucking laughs, what a shameless whore

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>I'll be loyal

>>35551987
The way she words it is like a high school project. What a dumb cunt

>>35552945
Have you heard her speak in her pornos?
Insufferable voice and demeanor. She's slow upstairs.

>>35552945
>pornstar is borderline retarded
Water is wet

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>>35552048
she's a pornstar bro,

the fact that even your standard roastie does this shit should gross people out way more

>>35552882
How do you think we got to this stage? Nukes has made most wars between 1st world nations too risky, risky jobs have been made ridiculously safe, economic prosperity has made Living easier than ever.

Betas have been losing the only leverage they have to get women to choose them over chad. If one beta refuses another takes his place, if she can't find a man she can still raise a kid.

>>35552814
What you study shouldn't matter as much as you think, in general you're still above or at the same social status as the women studying something else. As long as you don't fall for the trap of competing for that one qt engineer exclusively, and you make the effort to expand your social circle beyond just your engineer peers. The latter is easier said than done since your probably have to study and work long hours.

>>35553573
Of course it matters. Most people meet friends through their major/classes

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>>35551493
But why? Just why should I?

>>35551493
She'll get it, too. She'll get a whole harem of providers.

>>35553668
So you can cum where he came

>>35551858
Her face is manlier than mine

>>35553663
Invest time into 2-3 social circles, attend to them fairly often, they'll then fabricate the rest of their hopefully positive mental image out of the net positive experiences they had with you. The alternative is competing with 10 other dudes for that 1 female engineer. Or moving out of the 1st wold and paying dowry for a decent wife.

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This half of an email I sent her, really hoping she replies

1/2

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>>35554581
Part two of the email
2/2

>>35551493
>doesn't want capricorn

>>35554581
>>35554602

Kek'd.

I hope she replies.

>>35554581
>>35554602
Thank you anon.

Now we wait.

I'm sure her reply will be hilarious.

>>35554602
>While only some of us are Virgos, I am certain that many are still virgins so I hope that will suffice.

My fucking sides.

>>35554602
I think the fulltime whore part isn't gonna make her respond but otherwise v funny my nigga

>>35551493
>http://tagthesponsor.com
Get on my lvl.
.
Never buy what you can rent, the three 'f's...the thighs that float, the things that fly and the things you fuck.
Btw, what is her dream? Lmfao if she's delusional and it is someone impossible for an adult like medical school or vet school.

>>35551493
Man
If I was rich I would definitely have sex with all kinds of beautiful women.
Or if I was really handsome.
Or really charismatic.
Oh well, at least I have a really kind heart and a good head on my shoulders and I know how to defend myself.
I guess I wouldn't really sacrifice any of those three things for pussy.

Still, its nice to imagine what it would be like if attractive girls wanted to give you there attention, for any reason I suppose.

>>35554717
>Never buy what you can rent, the three 'f's...the thighs that float, the things that fly and the things you fuck.
Boat, airplane, woman?

>>35554581
>>35554602
This is why I still come to 4chan

why buy the cow when I can get pictures and videos of the cow for free?

Fuck off whore, my shekles are for junk food n viddys

>>35554581
>>35554602
YOU FUCKED UP THE EMAIL ADDRESS YOU GIGANTIC NIGGER

IT'S [email protected]

>>35554711
I don't know man
That's basically what she was doing when she was a porn actress and something tells me that she wouldn't kid herself into painting it as something else.
Although you can never be too sure when it comes to humans and thoughts

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>>35554823
You're quite right, my mistake

>>35551610
Sure. I have about 2k doing nothing

>>35554914
I wonder why you didn't get a "failed delivery" email though.

>>35554941
Someone just recieved a very confusing email.

>>35554895
Whores don't like to be told/reminded that they are whores.

>>35551493
Why are you guys so mean to pornstars/girls with their tits out, but you spend all your time jacking off to them

>>35554986
Don't they? Then why to male porn actors tease female actresses by saying "now you gon suck my cock you filthy fucking whore bitch"

>>35551610
Make a gofundme page

>>35555006
We jack off to girls(male) round these parts

>>35554737
The funny part if you are truelly rich, you can date plenty of 11 out of 10 super hot women who were NEVER porn stars. There are plenty of down low golddiggers who have enough sense to aim high but not sleep with 10 dudes a week. Just go to a bar in rodeo drive that serves $40 drinks and look at the women around

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fuck I was about to go to bed, but i need to know if she replies.

i dont think i could fuck her though not because she did porn but because of the thought of her being with countless other gross neckbeards.

first formally elected queen of r9k though assuming hell freezes over

>>35555321
I'll make a thread in the morning if she replies anything noteworthy or humorous, im too fucking tired to wait and its 2am

I'm going to sleep in 5 minutes. I'm counting on you anon.

>>35555424
How will I find your thread? Put ARIA in the title or something.

You are all a bunch of trap lovin faggots

>>35555468
Yeah sure, I have my doubts I'm going to get a reply though and if I do I expect a brief insult of some kind

>>35552814
This
>Go to a college with high female to male ratio
>Taking a normal calculus class
>About 3 females in a class of 30
>Take calc 2
>About 3 females in a class of 100
But females sure deserve to make as much as men

>>35555621
wouldn't it be funny if she was down?
there's no way enough robots would assemble to get this shit done though, that's the whole point of being a robot

>>35551493
too bad i have mars sign
>feelsbadman.jpg

>>35551858
>People find this attractive
meme

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>>35553668
That is horrid!

>>35551493
Did she delete the tweet?i can't see it anywhere

>>35552945
I was thinking exactly this

>>35551493
>She's covering her tits
Why? Does she think no one's seen them?

>>35559867
Probably doesn't want to violate Twitter rules or something.

>>35551610
I would unironically be alright with this. We could all lose our virginities. No worries about STDs, could all nut bareback inside some hot girl for once.
Sign me the fuck up

>>35559880
dude, there's porn all over twitter.

>>35551610
Someone put up the gofundme already please

>>35551493
hey I'm a virgo, what's so special about that?

she's talking about horoscope right?

>>35551610
>>35552382
>>35552506
>>35554581
>>35554602
>/r9k/ invents the concept of prostitution

>>35554956

hahahah underrated

I don't get it, are Virgos default beta providers because they're smart but apathetic/passive, why Virgos specifically?

>tfw Virgo

Bumping for aria's response to the email.

>>35561053
In her case it's more of a whoreoscope but yeah.

Isn't she gonna respond?

Ieiwjanab

Earth signs confirmed for provider cucks.

B U M P
I N G
T H I S
T H R E A D

O R I G I N A L C U C K O L D

>>35551858
That fucking chin is ugly

BUMP

Where is her response?

>>35551858
Don't understand why she's popular. Looks like genetic trash. Maybe the cucks like her because she fucks niggers? And honestly, most niggers will fuck anything White.

I'm a bleached down nigger btw.

r9k is gonna make it finally

perhaps

probably not