I've began my revenge against the roasties at my school.

if they accept your food and it eat you're clearly a normie and don't belong here

if you were a robot, they'd look at you with disgust and walk away calling you a creep

>>35548407
bump for originiality

original

>>35548481
Normies dont hand out baked treats with cum in them

>literally giving them your life force

Good job, robot. Deconstruct yourself.

>>35548481
all the women at my school just pity to the extent that they'll humor me and eat my shitty baking, unaware they're swallowing my precious seed

>>35548481
more like the story isn't real at all

>>35548407
I had a similar idea some month ago. I wanted hundred of people sending cum at a same adress, backing cake with it and send it to SJW.

Take picture of yourself adding cum to baking next time. So I can believe you (and jerk off to the thought)

>>35548407
That person just took a picture of PVA glue!

>>35548407
bump


x men origins

>>35548588
I will this friday. Handing out treats everyday might blow my cover and I need to replenish my cum supply

>>35548481

even if OP's a normie he's using his powers for good

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>>35548407
get those fucking roasties OP

>>35548600
>>35548588
>>35548711
nice dubs everyone


organic

>>35548407
what even is this thread?
original

just throw it at them what are you some prude

they'll like it, it's in their dna

That's actually a felony, enjoy your prison time.

>>35548407
doing gods work OP, those assholes deserve everything coming at them

note whenever you look the other way theyre talking shit behind your back, never give mercy

>>35548407
If there's one perversion I'm against its things like this. Also fapping in public and pedophilia

>>35549659
u gon snitch bruh?

>>35549684
they fucking deserve it tho


oregon

>>35548481
>he's never taken out a pack of gum in school

>>35548407
joke's on you, they eat much more cum by letting chad come inside their mouths

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>>35548407
this is the arninekay that I want

Anyway, what do you hope to accomplish anon?

Thats exactly the kind of shit a normie would do, have you ever seen the movie waiting? That kind of gross out shit is directed specifically to normie scum. Its also cowardly as shit

>>35549803
No they don't you fucking dumbass coward, how would you feel if your waiter jizzed on your food at a restaurant because from all of his zero experience with you he determined you're an asshole?

Your revenge for what? For you being a social troll that should probably just kys rather than bother with this stupid ass idea?

>>35549996
we're already talking about jizzing in food and you come and compare it to jizzing in food
really got my neurons firing

Good job posting about this online because I'm 99% sure there's gotta be something illegal about unknowingly feeding people your semen.

>>35550629
honestly shut originally the fuck up faggot

We should ask around online if anyone has been handing out baked goods at school recently and find OP.
You can actually get jail time for feeding people malicious substances (which includes bodily fluids).
If you go to jail OP you can get fit and join a gang, we will be helping you

>>35549885
OP here, I'm planning to fill stacy's belly with my seed.

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>>35550874
supremely original EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

orig

>>35550811
>pretending that no other school than OP's school will have someone handing out baked goods.

>>35550969
Single autistic male handing out baked goods to exclusively females, which is out of his regular character seems pretty unique and someone would recognize it.

>>35550548
Yeah, I was comparing it to someone else jizzing in his food, that was the whole point of the comparison. Are you autistic?

>>35550811
Fuck off Reddit fag. Get the fuck out of here you little bitch faggot.

>>35548407
How exactly is it revenge do u have aids or hiv or something coz now thatd be good if not kinda pathetic

>>35551171
there's no point in the analogy if your only argument is "how would you like it if someone did that to you" not exactly the strongest argument

>>35548531
third toast best post

>>35548407
bump
origanal

>>35551171
>comparing it to
That doesnt work if its the same thing, does it?

>>35550811
Well besides this being a work of fiction, as is the point of this website. People don't take baked goods from strange people for this reason, long before OP was born.

>>35548588
>and jerk off to the thought)
kill yourself degenerate

>roastie eats poorly baked brownie
>Recognizes the flavor of cum
>Calls the police

>>35552005
Poorly baked food kinda tastes like cum anyway.

>roastie eats muffin
>fingers herself later
>gets pregnant
>everyone blames her chad boyfriend
>they have the child
>for the first time in history a chad will raise a robots kid

I know, cum won't survive outside the body, let alone in the oven.

>Giving roasties free source of protein since they can't taste the cum and will never know that they ate it.
Step up your game

>>35552150
will the child ever find his true father

>"Yeah, I'm your real dad. Your Mom got pregnant with you after I gave her a brownie filled with my cum"

Save up cum for weeks/months, hollow out some baked good and put the liquid cum in there. Like it's cream filled ;^)

>>35552150
In a similar ridiculous vein

>cum in super soaker
>spray scandily clad roasties at pool party or something
>pass on robot genes while maintaining wizard status

>>35552287
>bring balloons filled with cum to water balloon fight

>>35552338
what has this board degraded into

>>35552338
Cum is too dense, it would hurt too much to pass off as a friendly water balloon

>>35552338
That's probably more practical, but if you want to cum to be potent you're going to have to jerk off into one of the balloons just before the fight. Even then, you're only going to have one potent balloon.

>>35552558
Just a little cum anon, mixed in with water. They'd notice if the balloons were only filled with cum.

>>35552242
You'd need to add a thickening agent for this to even work, otherwise the cake will just absorb it.

Also, you'd probably want to put flavorings/sugar into the cum to mask the taste/smell.

>>35552816
speaking of eating cum, anyone got any porn on it?

>>35548407
bump me sire


orgies

>>35550811
>thinking this is real
>implying even if it was real that not every school has cum brownies

You failed abortion

>>35553083
It's called gokkun.

>not sneaking semen into Stacey's lube or vagisil

>>35553747
>not cumming on the girl's room toilet seat

But why did Sissy become pregnant after you gave it to her

>>35553832
I've done this. Tres bien

I'm curious, how would I get Stacy pregnant without her knowing it was me, and retain my wizard status?