>Be me early in freshman year of college >Start hanging

Not fucking that qt trap in high school

>>35546455
is that the girl in the pic

she's qt

>>35546455
Yeah shes just .. plain

>>35546455
>didn't fuck an SJW
You dodged a bullet anon, for REAL.

>>35546792
^^^^ so much this, your instincts were dead on. Guarantee her bush and legs were like a fucking jungle. She was probably a hipster women's studies major too. You should never regret that one m8

>>35546777
>Yeah shes just .. plain
neck yourself faggot

>>35546735
yeah that's her, although this is a pic from like a year ago, not from when her and I were freshman

>>35546983
how tall is she

got anymore pics?

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>>35546992
(Words because 4chan is saying my post doesn't have enough content)

>>35547050
>(Words because 4chan is saying my post doesn't have enough content)
how tall is she

she looks tall

how tall are you

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>>35547085
She's shorter than me and I'm 5'11.

>>35547128
how much shorter

can you see the top of her head or what

>>35547154
>how tall are you
I don't remember, the one pic has a car door for scale tho

>>35546455
Passed on a e threesome with some druggies I knew in hs e makes Cummings feel weird

>>35547246
so she's 5' 3"? so she's a midget

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>>35546455
>>35547050
>>35547128
>comparing life to porn
Why the fuck would you do this?

You completely fucked up. She's qt. Jesus, you faggots are abysmal sometimes.

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>>35546455

I remember reading about one of the romantic era painters having a fit when he discovered body hair on his new bride.

>>35547366

This should almost be a part of health care at this point. Explain to the kids that porn is just a theatrical interpretation of sex.

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>>35546455
>Don't do it for the retarded reason that her armpits were hairy so her vaj might be hairy
Oh sweet kek

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>>35547408

*health class

But anyways, there's something primal about getting with a hairy girl.

A picture of a hairless Stacy with orange skin and fake cans doesn't do anything for me.

>>35547366
I'm not memeing you here, man, but if you think that ugly as shit cunt is more than a 2.5-3/10 you should kill yourself. If everything you've ever experienced in life in your little hellhole of a place in your shitty country led you to think, as an adult, that trollop is cute makes me want to kill myself too. This isn't a life worth living.

holy heck she looks just like this SJW bitch my sister used to be friends with. Yuck lol

>>35547578
>being this uppity over looks
I think I might know your problem, Anon.

He could've just gotten laid, nobody was asking her to make her into a gf or wife her up. You virgins are too much sometimes. This is why you usually end up getting cucked by faggots like me.

Stay mad.

>>35547578
>that ugly as shit cunt
she's obviously qt you fuck

>>35546455
Is this San Antonio?

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>>35546455

You done goofed OP.

She looks like a down to Earth tomboy. The perfect girl to learn the ropes from.

>>35547822
anime sauce onegai

>>35547408
You would need to explain audience and the viewers gaze and all that shit too

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>>35547854

Amagami, a 00's harem animu.

>>35546455
>Be me, aged 18
>Longtime female friend and I are hanging in her bedroom playing video games
>It's the summer before university starts
>We start taking about what we are going to do in university, eventually this leads to talking about sex
>She mentions that she is afraid of her partner thinking she is inexperienced
>I come back with "that's ridiculous, it's guys who have to worry about being inexperienced"
>She suggests that we should get some practise before uni starts
>I ask "with who?"
>She pauses the game
>Comes to me on all fours
>My dick is getting hard even though I feel no attraction to her
>Kisses me on the lips
>"With each other"
>Is this really happening, I don't know what to do
>Pause for a second, then start my very best fake laughing "yeah okay there, good one hahahahaha"
>Austistic brain tries to play dumb and pretend the whole thing was a joke, when in reality I knew what was going on but had no idea how to react
>We go back to playing video games, she's quiet for the rest of the afternoon
>Fall out of touch after first year of uni
>I find out later that she had a crush on me since Grade 10, and was pursuing me for three years of high school
>I graduate uni in 2 months and still have not had sex due to being a shut in
>I had a virgin pussy handed to me on a silver platter and turned it down due to autism

Fucking hell, mates...

>>35546455
>>35548138
Sometimes I can't tell if you guys are making this shit up or are really full autism

>>35547705
I'm only mad at your standards. I've fucked more than you've masturbated.

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>>35548138
This makes me fucking angry. It's even worse because I know I'd do the same thing god fucking damn fuck just nuke everything

>>35546455
Beta asf
orig

>>35548138
Glad I'm not this retarded. It's obvious in your mind you were thinking about how small your penis was so you just played it off as if she was joking.

>>35548138
similar situation here

>girl asks me to come by
>hanging out by her house
>we previously had a thing but she ended it
>her light magically blows out, we are both on her bed still
>she literally jumps on top of me
>im too busy playing LoZ to do anything
>before i leave shes asking me if im a virgin
>"yeah, why? its not such a big deal to me anyway."
>she fiends for me for another 3 months

also recently

>girl gets shitfaced and starts making out with me
>shes like a sister to me so i push her off
>i get a hickey from her and bruises
>next morning i tell her that she tried kissing me multiple times and i pushed her off
>she blocked me but not before saying i took advantage of her

>>35546735
Ugly

>>35546777
You're right

>>35546876
Fuck off shit tasted retard

>>35547578
This, she looks like an uglish boy

>>35547720
Wow what the fuck are you talking about?

And the funny thing is shit tasted retards like you are likely the same who call a literal goddess like Eliza ugly

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>tfw can't make female friends so these situations will never unfold before me
>would go wild if a girl went all out to show she wants pic related

>>35546455

>That girl wanted to fuck you

YOU"RE NOT A ROBOT GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW

>>35546455
In my two years in college I have yet to fuck a girl. Im pretty attractive probably around a 8.5/10, I can see girls watching me from across the bars, but because of my fear of being rejected Im incapable of ever making any first moves.

Such is life as an autisitc sperg

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>>35549440
>he thinks he's an 8.5

>>35546455
>>35547050
>>35547128
>not fucking that top qt

ya blew it OP lmao faggit get rekt

>>35549477
I've been rated 8.5 from 6 different girls and a 9 twice. As someone whos so concerned about what people think of them I've been counting

Oh gosh!

>Freshman in college
>8/10 girl (cute, big nose, great body big tits) was really into me for some reason
>There was one holiday we stayed in school and hung out the entire time because everyone else went home
>Don't make a move because I literally don't know how

>months pass
>One of my friend bangs her
>nbd, will have plenty of chances in college
>Still a kv