ITT: unifags get in here. who are the most annoying types of

>>35543569
>in the lunch room
>minding my own business
>Walking with spaghetti in hand
>Chad says "yo bro"
>wtf is he talking to me?
>"hey bro where you get that?"
>points to my Bruce Lee sweater from underarmor
>Uh ny in the underarmor store there
>"ah cool bro, I want one"
>good luck getting one
>whole time fixing my hair and shit.
>wtf I'm a robot now
Kill me

>>35543569

>Group project
>50% of team fall off the map and are incommunicado
>Half of the ones who do show up are just sitting on their phones every session
>That one member that tries to hard but is frighteningly consistent in how shit his work is
>That one guy who tries to convince everyone to just wing it

Good thing I don't have to deal with many girls in Civ Engineering, the ones here are manly and couldn't possibly make group projects any worse.

>>35543569
The one girl I knew who was like this recently dropped out :^)
Also
>done presenting our group project
>ask if anyone has any questions just because I was told to do so
>hope no one does
>this one guy asks about 5 question, mostly off topic

>>35543569
>minding my own shit, trying to follow the lesson
>disgusting mouthbreathing manlet comes in (late) and sits next to me
>he continues to look at my notes and mouthbreath in my ear for 90 minutes
Why do people with obviously shitty genes come to study economics? He has no hope, he's just annoying

>>35543569
>the fucking vegan who always is trying to get rid of meat in the uni cafe

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>>35543569
>the chick with huge tits who always says the most fucking dumb things

>>35543569
my uni crush

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>>35543569
Oh fuck.

>Get in class
>That one kid that always has to stall and argue
>That one kid that brags about his father handing everything in life to him
>That one girl that butchers the group project
>That guy that suggests terrible ideas for the project and has us back at square one
>That guy that gets assblasted about staying too long for a study session because he had other plans

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>the guy who always comes in fucking stoned/wired

legit he came in the other day still off his face on mdma.

>that Stacy who wants all of her projects to somehow be centered around Apple

>that girl who got fucking expelled in the middle of a group project

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>that quiet kid who always dresses black
>that kid that walks at mach 3 speed
>that kid that listens to music during lesson
>that quiet kid that always reads japanese books during lessons

>>35543945
How is civil engineering anon? I want to take that course at a university though I've had to repeat a year and such.

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>>35546198
What's wrong with coming to class high? As long as he's not bothering anybody. Maybe you should pay attention in class instead of focusing on other people, anon...

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>>35546494
>drug addict getting triggered
Also, picture source?

>>35546479
Maths and physics with a fuck tonne of geography-tier terminology.

Have you done any maths after school?

>>35546547
I take Further Maths atm, flunked physics the first time and decided not to continue with it.

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>sit behind hamplanet in assigned seat
>have to lean to see the whiteboard
>smells DISGUSTING
>FUCKING RANK stench wafting from her back flaps
>the raw stink crawls up my nostrils
>she seriously hasn't bathed or or worn deodorant in a while, swimming in her own sweat and bacteria
>she is blissfully unaware of the torture she puts me through on a regular basis
>whenever she laughs or feels joy I feel INTENSE MALICE at this rotten pig
>suicidal thoughts intensify in proximity to this galaxy of putrid flesh
>the hour and 15 min classes drag on in the rancid hellscape for the whole semester, she never takes polite hints from anyone

i just wanted to scream

CLEAN YOURSELF YOU FAT PIG FOR FUCKS SAKE

i really hate fat people, if you are fat fucking fix that shit
i get you may have had a rough life but goddam you are repulsive

>>35546494
because he comes in and gurns all the time, making noises like hes having a fit. and grinding his teeth. hes been kicked from lectures a few times now for it

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>be grad student
>for the first time in my life I have to come up with something independently

>>35546746
Further maths should be fine. The first year is just trigonometric theory and (applied) calculus.

The physics isn't anything special, you should be fine with your school level physics.

Different universities might have different modules, so you might do surveying and Setting Out in your first year, or maybe messing about with computer software like AutoCAD.

With further maths you'll be fine senpai. It can get a bit boring though.

>>35543569
I'm in engineering and it's full of the worst type of STEM assholes.

Who else drew the short straw and had shit flatmates in student halls? I got lucky and moved in to a house of random people in second and third year which turned out amazing, but it could have gone so bad, I basically had no one during first year except for one other flat that I had to practically beg to hang out with

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>>35543569
>Be in compsci
>So many autistic tards running around who are with spouting memes or get irrationally angry at the people that do spout them.
>Always try arguing with professor in the lecture with shit arguments
>Always get BTFO
>So many neckbeards
>Autists that just sit at the front and ask thousands of questions

>>35546798
You should marry her anon
Ask her if you can be her slave

>>35547106
What were the people in your halls like anon?

>>35543569

In history classes, doesn't matter if it's world history or European renaissance, every time there's a Indian in the class they sperg out about how India was better.

I always cringed when I saw an Indian on the first day of classes

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>Went from community college to commuting to pretty good state university
>Dorming normies in classes constantly bitch about parties being lame and campus cops breaking them up
>Frat and sorority students constantly making fools of themselves trying to recruit commuters
>Niche reviews for this college are shit due to the amount of people complaining about the lack of parties
>Pretty much full of people saying the frats are "pathetic", that "nothing happens on campus" and that there's no nearby nightlife because commuters leave
>Read one that said these are things that are "supposed to happen"
>Students still show up to class drunk or high anyway
All in all, I guess the people I'm annoyed by are the ones trying to create some sort of party scene at a commuter school. It's just a nuisance to everyone else that's there for actual schooling.

>>35543569
>that hippy bitch that always rases her hand and asks stupid questions and tries to look smart

>the tumblr tier people that sing disney songs and giggle like teenagers all the time
>the teacher's pet who is clearly trying too hard and tries to impress people by mentioning trivia he reads. He HAS to let everyone know he knows things.
>the humanities and arts students who are bitter towards stemfags because they're doing a worthless degree
>the turbo autists that play anime games on their handhelds in lectures

>uni with big greek life
>Frat bros. Literally all clones of the worst chad imaginable
>Sororstitudes. Literally all roastie stacys
>Rich as fuck asianfags that think they're the shit with their Lamborghinis and yeezys
>Chad that lives next to me who I can head having sex