>sister 4 years older than me hardly ever talks to me >a

She probably realized she isn't a great sister and wants to be better

>>35541635
Agreed, my dude

>>35541664
>my dude

For f sake, stop with the meme language. Your turing this board into a cesspool with all the meme BS and dragging conversation into the gutier. If you don't have anything productive to say please please don't say anything this board is supposed to be a board for intelligent disscussion. Go back to whatever hole you crawled out of and take youre "my dude" with you.

>tfw no older sister to hug me and use her lap as a pillow
REEEEEEEEE

>>35541788
My bad my dude

>>35541788
My apologies, my dude

>>35541620
She hates herself for how much of a whore she's become in college. Seeing you is her only escape from that. It reminds her of more innocent days before she let herself become roastified.

It's like some who was molested clinging to a cuddly toy bear.

Maybe she actually got raped. You never know.

>>35541620
She thinks you are suicidal ?

>>35541871
She didn't go to college, I'm the one that went to college. She Skype she while I'm at college. She got a job as a waitress and I'm pretty sure it's all she'll ever amount to, all she has is a pretty smile and a pretty face, she has no intellectual perspective or wisdom

>>35541918
Oh, well then maybe she just misses you. Give her a hug and/or maybe move in together to keep rent down.

By the way...
>>35541620
>"hugs me for kike"
>picture of hitler
What did you mean by this?

>>35541620

>she hugs me for kike about 5 minutes
>kike
>hitler

Unintentional lol

>>35541988
I have a stash of hitler pics on my phone and I use the word kike a lot to describe Jewish """people""" so my phone probs autocorrected

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>>35541988
>>picture of hitler
>88

Pay attention, OP, because this is important:

Every once in a blue moon, normals acquire something called "empathic perspective"; it's very rare for them and it should be not only valued, but also fostered and nurtured. Your sister was probably the "Ugh, my littler brother is such a disgusting waste of human life"... but then once high-school was over and the influence of other idiots waned, she likely realize how her hated was unfounded, and that whichever things she disagrees with regarding you, nothing changes the fact you are her brother. Maybe now, like you mentioned, that she is a waitress and realized dealing with people is abominable, suffering has made her kinder and more patient.

This newfound perspective your sister might have acquired is the type of outlook that makes women decent. Forgive her past mistakes, talk to her often, and do let her know (even if it hurts your pride) that you are glad (even if it's a lie) that she's seeking to be closer. If you fail at this, you become part of the problem that makes women the nasty degenerates everyone complains about in this board.

She's giving you her fraternal love and it's your duty to accept it and nurture it.

You don't know what you have until it's gone.
Maybe she realised something like that about you during her time at college.

>>35541620
i am gonna go with >>35541882
she thinks something is wrong with you

>>35542108
This guy is probably right.

She's reaching out for you, now. Nurture that or she'll look for "fraternal love" with other men. And that won't go well at all.
Then she'll just wind up bitter and hateful, dye her hair and gain a lot of weight. She'll still wait tables but she'll be really fucking annoying.

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>>35541788

>Intelligent discussion.

>>35541620
Distance makes the heart grow fonder.
My brother and I hated each other when we lived together. Now we are pretty good friends.

>>35541788
Level out the autism a bit there my dude

>>35541620
Ew you hugged your sister

>>35541788
You seem triggered, my dude.

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>>35541788
>for f sake

>>35541788
Sure thing, my guy

>>35541788
For sure, my duderino.

>>35541788
lmao good one my man

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>>35541788
>this board is supposed to be a board for intelligent discussion

>>35541788
This

Fuck off back to facebook reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>35541871
>projecting

original post original

>>35541788
*your

also i checked your dubs
my guy

M-maybe she has a crush on you??

It's the distance. Suddenly you're gone and she feels lonely. Happened to me when I moved away, I missed my brother a lot even though we fight a lot.

>tfw haven't spoken to older sister in 5 months
shit sux

>>35541620
She wants the dick my dude

>>35542228
Trips observed my dude

>>35544037
that's not how trips work my dude

FUCK
YOUR
SISTER
ALREADY

Stomp bumping this thread, OP left aeons ago. I gift you some (you)s so you don't leave empty-handed.

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>>35541620
>she hugs me for kike about 5 minutes

Nice one op

>>35541788
the (you)s this comment received are indicative of the health of this board.

Needless to say, this board is comatose.

>>35545390
(You)s intrinsically have no value without any substance in the reply. Thanks for the thought though!

>>35541788
*tips fedora*
>M'dude, I've never thought that I'd rustle thy jimmies with my vulgar language.
*shuffles uncomortably*
>Well, I shall be going on my way, brother-in-arms.
*puts on fedora*
*teleports behind you*
>psshstt nothing personal kiddo.

>>35541620
She clearly wants to fuck you OP. Go for it , I promise it will work

>>35541620
As a non-meme answer, she just misses your company. I had a brother that I talked to like once a week when we lived together and I missed the fuck out of him when he went to college. It's like playing an MMFPS without an M4 variant weapon. Even if you don't like M4's it doesn't really feel right to not have it.

>>35541788
quit being such an autistic faggot, my male homosapien