>I know how to play guitar, bro >I've been practicing

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>Yo dude, did I ever tell you I'm a DJ?
>I've been screwing around on FruityLoops with this one song
>Wanna here some epic beats?
>*Presses play on their laptop*

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>Man, I'm a legend at the recorder
>I've been rehearsing this one song for a little while
>Wanna here the best song you've ever heard?
>*Starts playing "Hot Cross Buns*

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>hey man i play guitar
>not trying to brag but i consider myself as a pretty talented player
>wanna hear some good shit?
>*start playing seven nation army intro*

wtf is going on here man why are you posting these

>>35542800
lil wayne has a hell of a style

>>35542800
>>35541525
>>35541479
>>35541415
samefagging like the faggot OP is

saved and retorted

Hey, so where do I go from here?
> chords
> power chords
> bar chords

I wanna get better and I play an acoustic I found in a dumpster. Her name is Mona.

>>35541479
I knew so many assholes who thought they were the next Ian Curtis by fucking around on Frooty Loops.

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>>35542800
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1otCFtalwTb

its 2017 guitar and rock music is.......wait for it

its dead and not mainstream anymore

nor is it relevant to modern culture

let it go

let rock go

no shut up just let it go losers

>>35544322
> still a market for baroque and classical music
> still a market for opera
> still a market for jazz
> still a market for blues
> still a market for acapella

W E W L A D
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>>35544322
>claims to be a robot
>still pointlessly clings to what is popular and trendy

Get out pls

>>35543832
Learn scales and all the notes on the fret board. Start with C major and learn it in each position.

As an exercise, play notes in sets of 3 or 4 down each position in the scale. To clarify, I mean doing this from low e to high e back and forth in the same position. Also start slow and build speed over time.

>>35544730
don't beg you hipster loser

>>35545088
>listening to music made with instruments is hipster
I know you're shitposting but one day that might be true

>>35544730
This. Failed normies are the absolute worst people. Everything they do is done to get validation and exceptance from others, and even at that they fail. They have no idea how to enjoy an activity in its own right.