>tfw measured dick for the first time and 3" flaccid

>>35541352
If it makes you feel any better, Mine actually sinks into me flaccid and is 5" erect.

I haven't met anyone else with this issue yet.

you guys realize that there are girls out there with incredibly shallow pussies right?

you realize girls have their own phimosis in which their pussies are unbelievable tight to the point of being unfuckable.

you guys know that right?

>>35541369
Sort of know this grower feel.

My dick is often under an inch when flaccid, but goes up to almost 6 when erect.

I'm not a virgin and girls have been satisfied with my dick and its size, but I really hate locker room culture because my flaccid penis makes me look pathetic.

>>35541369
>>35541400
>Cold outside
>Dick shrivels into a tiny nub
>Step out of a warm shower on a warm day
>Dick is flopping around slapping from thigh to thigh uncomfortably with my balls
>Have trouble fitting it into underwear

Genetics. It's only a bit over 6" hard but sometimes it practically recedes into my body.

I used to be obese and my penis was like 4" erect. I lost weight and I got like 2" extra so I went from shit to only somewhat shit. My flaccid dick is full baby penis.

>dick is 4" flaccid 8" erect
Why are you all this small, in school we compared and we were all 6"+

>>35541352
STOP CARING ABOUT YOUR FUCKING DICKS!
Is your worth as a human proportional to the length of your reproductive organs?

>>35541535
If you actually use your penis, you should probably leave this board.

Thank god, no faggots here anymore, the war is won. Our first day independence.

a faggot trap poster from LGBT would have told OP to "become a girl cause smol dik hurr durr"

>>35541564
>implying I use it
I am a bottom gay, I will only let my bf play with it

post smol girl benis pls

>>35541352
Take hrt
Have feminine penis
Become girl

>>35541616
this
take estro op
become qt

>>35541577
>>35541616
Oh
Didn't see you there

>>35541577
How ironic.
>>35541587
>>35541612
>>35541616
The queers were just biding their time.

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>>35541577
>77
Amen, brother Robot.

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>>35541633
>>35541634
sorry you cant see the adorable sexiness in smol girl penis

>>35541352
this is cute. can i pound your ass?

Nooooo let me cuddle you op

>>35541400
IMO grower is more convenient, I mean, why keep that shit deployed when it's not in use?

>>35541759
It certainly has its advantages like that, sure. But it's still embarrassing to be in a naked situations.

>>35541759
Im a shower and only go from 4" to 7" when hard, I guess it's easier to stimulate/have it stimulated and less embarrassing?

enjoy this story
>go to catholic school
>nuns are teachers
>taking science class
>talking about muscles
>homework is to measure a muscle relaxed and then tightened
>then have to stand up and tell the class the two measurements
>99.99% of class does their bicep muscle
>except the class clown who sits in front of me
>he gets up
>"2 inches soft. 4 inches hard"
>everyone is shocked, except for me
>I'm laughing my ass off
>nun comes down the aisle like a cat on fire
>grabs him by the hair, me by the ear
>drags us down to the principal's office
>she reads us the riot act
>calls our parents
>mother reams me a new one
>dad takes me aside and says "that was a good one"

>>35541352
>1 inch flaccid
>3.75 inches erect when laying down sticking my hips in the air
>3 inches erect when standing
>6 inches girth when erect
Often get premature ejaculation where I cum in under 30 seconds


Such is life.

>>35541926
become a girl anon

>>35541926

3x6?

You need to post a pic, cause that's nutty.

>>35541352
>tfw 4-5inches flaccid and 8 when hard
Honestly though it feels bad when your pp causes more pain than pleasure

>>35541786
If someone's checking out my dick in a locker room I'm not too concerned with what they think since I'm not into dudes.

More than likely the only person in the room who's thinking about what your dick looks like is you, so get over yourself.

>>35542050
>Create an autistic manliness/feminine scale in your head
>Apply your autistic scale to dicks because you're obsessed with dicks
>Tell strangers to become girls because your autism has activated.

>>35541352

OP dear this wont be a problem if you meet a virvagina

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>>35541577
>small dick
>6' even
>broad shoulders
>couldn't even be a fucking girl if I wanted

>4.5x5
>5'6
>honestly couldnt care less what women think of my peen because who the fuck cares lmao

>>35542278

what's your bideltoid measurement?

Just imagine being somewhere between 7-8" on a straight ruler, but never wanting to ever have sex because you're so fucking insecure about it.

My in confidence sucks, and I wasted my entire 20s not having sex because I felt I wasn't good enough.

>Thought I was 5 inches my whole life
>Measured last week
>3.9-4.1 inches

>>35541846

women: hating fun since the beginning of time

>>35541352
But I prefer small dicks. I don't want to be torn. I've had most fun with small sizes.