Just looked in the mirror and realized my entire body is out of alignment.
>>35540531
You could probably get it adjusted at an autoshop. Shouldn't be too expensive.
My face is a bit asymmetrical. I had a wrestling injury in highschool that created a lump of scar tissue in my right brow, resulting in a very slight effect of making my eye appear more narrow. I also have a one-inch scar below my lip that tilts to the right and my right cheek muscles AR bigger because I chew exclusively on that side due to a bad filling on the left side. The overall effect is not freakish but it's noticable to careful observers.
I don't really care, though. I feel anything I think it adds character, and besides, I'm far to busy worrying about more important things.
>>35540531
>tfw one weird droopy eye like I've had a stroke
>tfw asymmetrical man boobs
this is the worst feel
>>35540531
>tfw one weird droopy eye like I've had a stroke
>tfw asymmetrical man boobs
dude i need some pics