>wake up >see literally this >she says "I love

look in a mirror to determine if i switched bodies with chad

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>>35540187
Y-you too.
Original commentvfdgbvxdbb

>>35540197
>mirror
>not "determine if I switched body with stacy and I'm actually talking to my reflection"
ya blew it

Use it as that indicator people use for a dream, so I can poorly attempt to initiate a lucid dream.

>>35540187
Kick her out of my bed and throw her off the balcony.
Ain't no bitches in my house.

>>35540208
Lol gottem

>>35540232
Is your car your house?
Do you have a bed and a balcony in your car that is also a house?

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>>35540187

Nice try woman.
I ain't falling for your normie tricks
I am not going to commit voluntary acts of degeneracy
For I am the servant of kek
A person that carries mankinds burdens
I do not seek physical/emotional pleasure
I only seek Keks enlightenment.

>>35540187
>blue eyes
into the trash

Be on the verge of a panic attack, assuming I've had some sort of amnesia. Sit up in my bed with my hands on my head staring into nothingness trying to think what's going on, how much time has passed, whether the world is still the same, etc. Ask her what year it is.

"Who the fuck are you?" would, by far, be my first reaction.

If the deal is too good to be true, it's probably not.

>>35540332
>Sit up in my bed
again. do most of you robots have a bed in your cars? That's a bit weird

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>>35540187
then I would actually wake up

>>35540206
>commentvfdgbvxdbb
isn't gibberish literally ilIegal here on /r9k/?

>>35540251
>>35540357
You mean you don't sleep in your car? Fucking normies, man.

>>35540450
fuck the police bloxblox

>>35540187
Figure out what else I fucked up by changing timelines

I say
who the fuck is this 3d bitch give me back my waifus

>>35540187
Start crying like a little bitch and tell her all i ever wanted was this

I would scream, cry, and probably shit my pants out of terror.

>>35540952
amen, I'd do the same.

hi baby do you want some fuck?

>>35540450
>implying the mods do any work

As long as you dont post something illegal or nsfw stuff on a blue board they wont do anything

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>>35540187
Give her a big hug!

I'm doing NoFap, like 3 days in I had a dream/fantasy about my oneitis from when I was a teenager from church who was super cutey and girly. Now I can't even get a slight chub thinking about anything besides marital procreative cuddly loving sex. It's like I lost all my testosterone and returned to a child like pre sexual state.

>>35540187
Blah blah, who the fuck are you, blah blah, get out of my house, blah blah. You know, the NORMAL reaction to waking up next to someone you don't know.

>>35540450
welcome anon
oregano

Um.. who are you and why do you not have a penis?

Would Ask her to prove it, and see what she does

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>>35540187
>Slowly go in close
>Gently move back her hair with my hand
>Get so close to her ear that my breath rustles through her hair
>Our hearts beats become one
>Throw acid on her face because she is an Infidel

I tell her to stop horsing around.