Any robots want to share stories about times you saw really big

>>35534905
My friend prom date was like 4 foot something with tits the size of her her.
I would have been jealous if it wasn't for my date's huge ass.

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>>35534905
my gf in highschool had tits about the size GGG, I fucking loved them. I would lie down and suck them while she jerked me off, thats probably why I have such a mommy gf fetish

>>35535024
I might be your friend

was waiting at a bus stop and across the street this gas station this lady that looked like Eva Notty was in a dress and chatting with one of the workers and kept showing her cleavage off so I whipped my phone out and started taking burst mode pics of her tits, she walked around pissed, filled her gas at the back of her car where I couldn't see and glared at me when she drove off

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>>35535081
Well then

Are you Black

I was at an airport in security and in line in front of me I saw this girl, couldn't be older than 14, with the fucking biggest jugs I've ever seen on a girl her age. She was very slim and wearing nothing but a light fleece and a tank top. I tried to ignore her since she was clearly underage but I caught a downblouse glance when she leaned over to deal with her luggage.

Later she went through the xray scanner where you have to stand straight and raise your hands above your head, and my God that made me hard as diamonds. I had to excuse myself after going through security to bust a nut in the airport bathroom.

I swear I'm not into underage but Jesus Christ that one was really hard to ignore.

>>35534905
gf at the moment has huge titties. She cannot easily find bras her size. I am really happy but nervous at the same time because any day she might get bored with how much of a fucking autistic loser I am.
She is also my first gf ever, even the first female I've got close to.

>>35535197
Nah i guess its not me

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Older sister of a high school friend. She loved to show them off in low cut tops and talked about Marilyn Monroe all the time. Dated only black guys.

This photo doesn't do her justice. To me they seemed as large as basketballs in her shirt. Her bra size was 36FF but I bet that was the wrong size for her now that I know a little about the subject.

Her photos are out there on the internet. I'm the one that originally posted them on BWS.

>>35535238
if you dont fuck that bitch already.

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>>35535360
it seems like she gained some weight later on, but when I knew her her breasts dominated her body.

>>35534905
Seeing this thread made me remember, so I guess I'll post. When I was a kid and out grocery shopping with dad I saw a woman with a pair of absolutely MASSIVE tits, like F cup or more. The best part was her shirt said "yes, they're real."

You better bet I came buckets that night

>>35535069
^and somehow this guy ends up on /r9k/ of all places later in his life

>>35535214
I had a similar once in a lifetime sighting in a wal-mart a few years ago. A girl who could not have been more than 16 was walking with a group of friends. She was wearing a thin tanktop over a thin cotton long sleeved shirt and had the outline of an absolutely gigantic bra easily seen underneath, and a lot of cleavage bulging out of her neckline. Her breasts wobbled and swayed as she walked. She was surrounded by an entourage of friends and I got the feeling they were very protective.

She was easily a 32K or 32M cup. I mean radically huge. Like Rachel Aldana sized huge. Her face was rather cute too, with a lot of freckles and curly strawberry blonde hair.

I actually went home that afternoon and started trying fruitlessly to go through local high school myspace pages with any references to boobs with the off chance of figuring out her name.

>>35535419
its called schizophrenia, you retards are the only friends I have left

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>be me
>senior in high school
>finally take PE
>that one girl with enormous boobs is in my PE class
you know how in every school there's always that one girl with just bizarrely huge tits?
this was that one
>PE class is mostly doing workouts in a weight room while an athletic team coach watches us
>big part of your grade is "dressing out" i.e. putting on gym clothes
>for girls this means you have to wear a sports bra (unless you are a true chestlet i guess?)

>class begins with like 5 or so minutes to change
>its almost time to start
>enormous boobs girl runs in super out of breath
>goes up to a group of girls i am next to
>asks if anyone has a spare sports bra
>she forgot to bring one
>they're all like "lol you are like eighteen cup sizes bigger than me girl"
>enormous boobs girl is like "i can't wear this bra though"
>pulls up this incredibly lacy and intricate looking bra strap
>girls are immediately like "omg you're screwed"
>she just goes "fuck it" and disappears into the girls locker room

>mfw she shows up without a bra
>just enormous boobs with no bra under a fairly thin shirt
>every single guy watches her do every workout
>some of the girls too
>not even being subtle about it

>>35535613
also follow up to this

>class ends
>walk out of the gym shellshocked
>random girl from class comes up to me
>do not really speak to this girl even
>"omg anon did you notice [huge titties girl]"
>"yeah man, planetary physics class was pretty interesting today"
>pause, start cringing from the massive autism i have unleashed
>girl is clearly taking a second to process wtf i am talking about
>suddenly she somehow gets the incredibly stupid joke i have made
>begins CHORTLING
>like straight up "hahaHAHAHAHOHOHOHO HOH OH HOHOHO HOH"
>starts to tear up from laughter
>walks away

this is actually much stranger than the original story

>>35535680
This part of the story is absolutely hilarious.

>>35535728
yeah i had actually somehow blocked that out until i told the preceding story

i think chortling girl might have been my autism waifu and i fucked it up
shit guys
i fucked it up

>8th grade
>field trip to some recreational place
>they had a pool there so females were allowed to wear a bikini
>my friend had a gf, she was in her bikini
>holy fuck
>those things were at least F cups
>when she ran around
>hard as theoretical physics

>>35534905
i saw my mom's tits after she got out of the shower once
only time i've ever seen breasts irl

dfc is the best though so i don't really care that much

>>35534905
First gf was 14 and 36 DD did everything with her and wish I eat that pussy more.

>>35534905

Saw a really fit busty girl in a tight dress in downtown SoCal once. She had the same looks as Kim Kardashian once.

Some chubby girl from college was once showing a picture of how young we were the first day of college, when I got the phone I saw the pic and started scrolling though the gallery, saw a pic of her bf taking a shower and then a pic of her taking a shower.

She realized that I found that when I was trying to turn on the bluetooth to send the pic to my phone

A giant tittied 6' butter face MILF

>at friends house
>his parents have their friends over for his dads birthday
>2am and I'm just laying on the couch in their living room playing my DS
>dads home office door is open
>realize I can through through the giant glass door that leads outside from where I'm laying
>also realize that there's people in their giant pool
>all the lights are off inside so I creep into the office and look
>friends mom and her friend are swimming in the pool
>watch for a bit and hope for the best
>they've got a bottle of something that they're sharing in between floating around
>things almost gone by the time they finally get out
>the friend is wearing a bra and panties
>see just how big her chest is for the first time
>probably a little bit smaller than OP pic and on that tall, thicc-ish frame
>she flops down on the closest chair which was directly facing the door I was staring out of
>panic and run back to my couch
>eventually work the courage up to peak out again
>looks like she's passed out
>has slid down the chair so much her boobs are starting to hide her chin and her ass is starting to overhang off the end of the chair
>legs are limp and half spread
>fap twice
>snap a few pictures with my shitty 2MP phone camera
>retreat back to bed and pass out with empty balls

>>35535680
fuckin kek'd oregano

>>35535898
pics?


asdfasdfsdfs

>>35535918
This was like 12 years ago

>>35535867
fucking kek, what did she say/do after she found out?

>every summer mom dropped me off at stay at home babysitter when I was like 8
>babysitter was a total milf with huge tits
>I'm talking Christina Hendricks huge
>anyway she's babysitting other kids with me including a low functioning autist
>one day she says we're going on a field trip to a museum
>loads us all into her SUV, I'm sitting next to autism boy
>he starts wailing because he can't figure out his seatbelt
>milf babysitter leans over me to help this kid with his belt
>he starts sperging out
>she grabs this kid's arms, clearly frustrated
>this whole time her tits have been bouncing in my face
>as she's struggling with this kid somehow her brastrap starts coming loose
>lo and behold her naked titty falls out of her tank top and bounces right in front of my face
>she pulls back and grabs her titty and tries to squeeze it back into her bra
>meanwhile I'm sitting there as emotionless as a statue
>she climbs out of the car and gets back into the driver's seat and acts like nothing happened

>>35536005
faggot.

t. not faggot

>>35536069
She didn't freak out, she just got her eyes really big and snatched the phone from my hands, gave me an "I will kill you" look and put her phone away

>>35535364
Already did, fortunately.

>>35536473
p-please describe it.

>>35535743
It's okay anon. She didn't have the mammary mountains.

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She's a friend I hang out with on a regular basis.
She once told me to not look when she was getting changed, but I did without her knowing.

>>35536758
>friend you hang out with on a regular basis

Anon, it's time you made your move. Get off this stupid site and marry her.

>tfw dad says he'll pay for my breast reduction
>tfw not sure if he was joking or not

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>>35536799
>>35536799
she's cute, but she smokes.....

>>35537177
who cares? are you going to throw happiness away over that?

>>35536869
Are you really a girl or just a guy with huge man-tits?

>>35537303
Smoking is a HUGE deal to my family,
they despise smokers with a passion


Also I am kinda allergic to cigarette smoke, I can deal with weed smoke though

>>35535831
>downtown socal

>high school party
>throw bottle caps from across the room into Nikki's cleavage
>make all 3 shots, somehow
>she clearly likes it
>later on I'm drunk and high
>tell a younger kid to hold Nikki arms and don't let her go until I tell him to
>no reason besides to see if he'd do it
>the absolute madman actually did
>she starts trippin, o shit lol
>have him let her go
>the next day my friend tells me that she said I made her feel unsafe
>really pissed me off getting white knighted by my friend like that when I didn't even do anything
>she also called me a creep, publicly, in a Facebook comment
>yet at the next party she's flirting with me, pressing her tits against me
>tell her to fuck off

She was too short for me anyway