I'm scared anons. Do you think something real is about

>>35533820
why would the government waste their time arresting every single person who has or has ever browsed 4chan.
And how do we even know this is the real fbi anon? Shouldn't he gave gotten a trip by now?
None of this makes sense. Probably a LARP

>>35533859
Naw, it's just some edgy 14 year old trying to get attention. Besides we're all being watched already anyway (vault7) and nothing's happened, so just disregard.

>>35533820
No.
There's no such thing as H2FSK

If you want to worry, though, there'll be another financial crisis by 2020 or so. The USA has had a recession every decade since at least the 1920s, and the recovery from the 2008 crisis was hilariously weak willed and barely tackled the systemic causes of the crash. All it'll take is for the engine to stall for the economy to implode again.

(It probably won't blow up industrial society, but it'll be shit, as financial crises are.)

This world is boring.

Nothing eventful is going to happen in our lifetime.

/pol/ shits out one of these Conspiracy alarms on a regular basis.

>>35533919
surely we can at least get VR MMOs and fiber in every home

>>35533974
my sheets are made of cotton fibers.

>>35533908
If I wasn't a brainlet I would try to do what those guys in the big short did and make millions off of this.

>>35533951
This.

Just last month it was "something is going to happen on Feb 28, that's why they delayed tax returns to that date"

Just like April 20 or May 4 or June 6 or July 4 or Sept 11 something is "in the works, watch this date"

>>35533974
Eh maybe.

I know a lot of anons want something big like a World War, but I don't see that happening.

We'll get some nifty technology at best. No wars or space exploration for us. Maybe a manned mission to Mars.

>>35533974
Maybe fibre in everyone home in Europe, definitely not in the US though.
Our ISP's are bloodsucking kikes that demand fucking 80 dollars a month for a measly 2 mbp/s download.
Meanwhile in Asia they get insane fucking speeds for next to nothing.
It's not fair.

Why would I get in jail if i didn't do anything illegal?

>>35533919
Today we saw Amanda Seyfried sucking dick and Emma Watson masturbating in the bath

Which makes me think we really ARE all going to jail after March 15th

>>35534295
I CHECKED GOOGLE AND THERE'S NOTHING

YOU BETTER SOURCE ME RIGHT NOW

>jailing millions of people

Yeah good luck with that.

>Implying they will come to this shithole country and arrest me

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>>35534358
Where have you been all day

They're getting deleted a lot but watch /b/ for five minutes and they'll come along
>>>/tv/80430146
>>>/g/59407825
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/80417319/

There's more too, don't hold me to it but it looks like there MIGHT be one of Seyfried fucking her dog

>>35534412
>implying we won't get black helicopters and a bullet to the brain instead

>>35534467
That's one aesthetic place to get a blowjob.

>>35534467
>there MIGHT be one of Seyfried fucking her dog
I know exactly why I have this erection.

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>>35534554
I mean maybe I'm overstating it but c'mon, you know this doesn't look right

http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/80431892/#80433671

>>35534587
>tfw Rex Thunderknot is getting prime celeb pussy while you jerk off alone
>tfw all the rich actresses are getting BARKED

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I'm a real life NSA agent. If you don't stop browsing this site forever in the next five minutes, Trump will arrest you for real.

>>35534152
60 dollars (US$42.50) per month in Singapore for 1 gbps. Can confirm